Ask for sketches to perform jokes! urgent ..

Answer: The funniest sketch! (1) At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, delaying work scared me to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily, NND, they carved my name wrong, robbed the tomb and ran away crying. The old man sneered: "Damn, you dare to steal my business. Just then, you were tender and accidentally dropped the chisel! " (2) mouth: police chief,

Ma Dong: The police always-

Mouth: What about my question-

Xu: Does your Excellency have a point? ! Comrade! Comrade!

Police ... police and ... comrades! Drunk driving must be our fault.

Ma Dong: Good attitude.

Mouth: But drinking and driving are two problems.

Ma Dong: Two questions.

Mouth: Don't talk about drunken problems.

Xu Dong: Isn't it ... eh?

Mouth: Tell me again why I am driving.

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Why should I drive?

Xu Dong: Huh?

Mouth: Because I want to go home.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Mouth: Why did you drive home?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because my family lives far away.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Mouth: Why does the family live far away?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because I bought a house in the suburbs.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Mouth: Why do you want to buy a house in the suburbs?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because the housing prices in the city are too expensive.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Mouth: Why is the house price too expensive?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because of the American subprime mortgage crisis.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Big mouth: Why is it a capital loan crisis?

Ma Dong: Why?

Mouth: Because of his economic depression.

Ma Dong: Yes.

Mouth: What about his economic recession? ...

Xu Dong: Why not wait? Wait, where do you want me to go? What is this? You are such a big mouth! Just talk about drunk driving!

Mouth: # @! # % % * & amp& amp*+——@%#￥￥@! #￥%! %￥…!