There is an urgent need for comedy sketches about the stock market. The funnier the better! Thank god, help me.

I recommend the comic dialogue "Happy New Year with Stock Names" to you, if all the stock names are strung together. Very interesting. I wish the people of the whole country a happy Spring Festival! I, the God of Wealth, wish the people of the whole country good fortune. (Applause) B: Hey, you just paid a New Year call to the people of the whole country. Who did you say you were? A: God of Wealth, let me tell you something. My name is Sue, and my friends call me God of Wealth. Oh, your name is Sue. Why does your name sound a bit like a stock? A: That's right, so today I will use the abbreviation of listed company to tell you a cross talk "Gods from all walks of life come down to pay New Year greetings". I wish you all a big rise in stocks. Every stock you buy is a Taurus (two thumbs up). B: Jinniu Industry, (pointing to A with a smile) Here he comes! A: On the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, the God of Wealth Su received a constructive decree inviting Fu, Lu and Shou Se to pay a New Year call. Oh, Di Chin Construction and SEG Samsung, two stocks. Interesting. A: the Monkey King knew this good thing, so he followed. He even dressed up specially, wearing Ningbo fir and deep crown. (hat-shaped) B: (snapping fingers) There are also three stocks A: Qunxian came to the world with a group of cygnets driving Zhejiang Phoenix, Beijing Tianlong, Yunnan Malone and Tonghua Golden Horse. B: (spreading his palm) Five stocks A: First, I came to Dadonghai and saw a red light. It turned out to be a Neptune creature, Shandong Hailong. B: (Holding out four fingers) There are four stocks. A: Shandong Hailong learned that the immortal came to earth and went to the sea to meet him. He turned into a Yantai ice wheel, carrying the immortals to the North Sea Galaxy, first to Yantian Port, then to Anyang, then to Tianjin Port, then to Jingxi, and then to Zhao Gang, Shenzhen, and then to Taishan. On the way, he met an old friend. B: Who is it? A: Xiang Jiugui. B: Nine stocks again! A: The immortals are stunned (sigh)! The world is so beautiful and has changed so much that the immortals decided not to settle down. (Firmly) B: (Pointing to A) Immortals also envy the world. A: So the immortals took a FAW car, crossed Liudu Bridge, climbed Luoniu Mountain, and went to the first department store of Hualian Mall, where they bought a Hunan computer and loaded Le Kai film. B: (Taking photos) Prepare to take photos as a souvenir: first take photos in front of the Scout Hall, then visit Hushan and Emei Mountain in Sichuan, then climb Baiyun Mountain by Songliao bus rented by Volkswagen, cross the Beijing overpass, come to Xidan Shopping Mall, buy agricultural products, take jiangling motors, take Hainan Expressway, come to Jinan Department Store, buy lotus gourmet powder and Hengtai Mango, take Changan Automobile, step on the clutch and drive all diesel power. Come to Shanghai Jiubai and Yimin Department Store, buy Lhasa beer and Chongqing beer, take An Kai bus, cross Yanbian Highway, cross Tunhe River in Xinjiang, cross Hongfeng in Inner Mongolia, come to Tibet Holy Land in Qilian Mountain, and go to Chongqing Department Store to buy Tibetan Golden Pearl, Oriental Pearl, Taiyuan corundum, Hebei Huayu, gems ... B: Oh! You said more than 30 stocks in one breath. Hey, the fairy bought so many things. Can you get it (hands open)? Don't worry, isn't there a the Monkey King beside him? He has a treasure wrapped in the air. Oh, (suddenly realizing, pointing to an imaginary pocket) everything is there. A: The immortal passed through Xilin, Shenzhen, and met a whirlwind of the Yellow River on the way. The immortals quickly put down Dahlman (draw the curtain) and came to Guangdong, a blessed land. Ah, what a beautiful world, Zhuzhou Qingyun floating in the sky. It turned out to be Baihua Village. Oh? Are you in the urban and rural areas of Beijing? I also mentioned a stock. A: The fragrance of Lanling is heard in the distance, and a silver building has been built. There are many Baoding swans around, Guangzhou refrigerator, Jingshan light machine, Shen Hongji, Nanjing panda, Shandong panther ... B: Please, can these robot geese be stocked? A: At this moment, two people came out of the deep room. One is Yi Xintai, a centenarian birthday girl. Her face is a Lujiazui, with a Youngor on the left and a Qingdao Haier on the right. She has a pair of Hubei double rings hanging on her ears. She wears a five-meter instrument in her left hand and a star instrument in her right hand. She is dressed in fashion. Her clothes are Katie Silk and Fujian Shuangling, and her pants are Jilin Chemical Fiber, Dandong Chemical Fiber and Jiujiang Chemical Fiber. B: A young man! A: The immortal was greeted by friendly manners in Xinjiang and was invited to stay in Xindu Hotel in Shudu. There were two comfortable beds in the room. B: What bed? Answer: Shenyang Machine Tool and Kunming Machine Tool. B: (surprised) huh? These two beds are comfortable enough (wry smile). A: Master used the Hunan torch to ignite the Oriental boiler, which burned Dongxin electric carbon. He called a pot of raw water from Wangfujing, took out a jar of Gujing Distillery from the old pit in Ningcheng, took the FAW Jinbei, poured Wuliangye, and then turned on the Le Fei stereo, showing golden fruits and expensive sugar. What a sumptuous meal! A: The immortals were deeply moved by this courtesy and came up with their own gifts, including Tianji Fund, Blue Sky Fund, Guangfa Fund, southern fund Fund, Zheng Guang Fund, Huaxin Fund, Fudao Fund and a handful of funds Kaiyuan (handed them to b one by one) B: Oh! What a big gift: at last, the God of Wealth spread out the Red Star Xuan paper, holding the first pencil in his hand, and brushed and wrote a few words. B: What did he write? A: (hands clenched) I wish the people of the whole country good luck every year. B: (Applause) OK! A and B: (Bowing) The curtain call is expected to pass!