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Yang Kun Shang Yan is called embarrassment in Andy Lau. Have you ever had such an embarrassing experience in your life?
Older people are blind and hard of hearing. In daily life, especially in public, it is inevitable that many jokes will often be made. It's not unusual for an acquaintance to know the root of the matter, but it's really embarrassing for a stranger to think that he has met a crazy fool.
Although I am not an old man, I used to use electric welding in the oil mill, and my eyes were damaged because I didn't pay much attention to protecting myself. I have to wear glasses to read every word. When playing with a mobile phone, no matter whether you set the text to extra large or not, with the growth of age, your glasses will change from 200 degrees to 350 degrees.
I went to the market to buy food earlier and saw many people crowded there to buy things. I saw someone selling dried cuttlefish there before. Because I have never seen or eaten anything like this, let's take a look at the price of only one catty in 25 yuan. At that time, pork cost 30 yuan, which was too expensive to eat, so I bought this dried cuttlefish instead of pork.
I calculated in my mind that 4 kg is just enough 100 yuan. Those people saw that I wanted to buy so many dried cuttlefish, so they retreated to let me buy it first. When I selected 4 kg and took out my mobile phone to scan the code, I accidentally saw that the price tag said 250 Jin Yuan, and then turned to look at the electronic scale. Red letters on white background 1000.00. It is broken. No wonder so many people just looked at me. They thought I was a local tyrant. Fortunately, my brain is spinning fast, and it turns 108 thousand Li in one second, so I quickly took out my mobile phone? Oh, why is the mobile phone broken? Why is there no cash when scanning the code? What should I do? , said as he took out his mobile phone in front of everyone to show them. Haha, this lousy screen phone helped me hide my ugliness and let me relax.
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