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If you don’t believe me, don’t laugh!!! Hahaha, one day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming. The devil said, "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..." Princess : "Broken throat... broken throat..." No one: "Princess... I'm here to save you..." !!! Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here... Cao Cao: "Demon King... you call me What are you doing..." Demon King: "Wow... I saw a ghost." Ghost: "Damn! I was discovered..." Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..." Demon King: "Oh, My God !" God: "Who called me?" Who: "No one calls you..." No one: "Where am I? You're pretending!" Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "You're talking about me again?" Are you looking for trouble?" Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are a lot of people here." Many people: "I just arrived... Who are you? "Which one said: "I am not that person." Which one said: "He is not me." Princess: "Are you all here to save me?" Everyone: "I am not here to save you, I am here to watch the fun." ” Lively: “What’s interesting about me?” God: “It’s none of my business, let’s go first.” Demon King: “You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?” "Go on: "If you don't want to be the devil, why do you play me?" Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave." No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go... "How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun." The excitement: "Watch what I do?" What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!" You actually said: "How can I?" Me: "What does it have to do with me?" The Demon King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..." Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..." Crazy: "What do you want me to do?" You want me to: "I don't know anything!" I don't know anything: "I didn't know!" I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?" Someone: "I didn't call you. Ah!" I didn't: "Who called him?" Who said: "It's unfair...I didn't..." I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..." You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either. ." Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?" Who said: "Please...I didn't say anything." I said nothing: "What do you want me to say?" I said nothing: ".. .You...aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Hao...I will be called even if my name is so long..." Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible" Shi Fei: "So this is my territory..." I have nothing & nothing: "Don't make any noise, we are talking..." Don't make any noise We: "I'm not talking..." I didn't: "I'm not talking!..." I said nothing: "-_-\\\"... Let's go outside Let's chat..." Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)" I have nothing to say: "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily) It's none of your business **Thing: "Oh... why did you drive me away..." Why: "I didn't drive you away... Be good... don't cry" I didn't: "Oh... it's none of my business "What does it have to do with me: "What? Did someone call me?" Someone: "Who wants to call you..." Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T" Go: "I'm really embarrassed La...*V.V*" (\\\"Who\\\" collapsed) It's none of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?" What's none of my business: "...Cousin ...Long time no see..." Long time: "I'm not here..." Demon King: "Are you done?" Endless: "He doesn't have me" You: "I don't have him" I You: "Who said that?" Who: "Why do you want me to do it?" You: "You actually want to fuck me?" You: "I can't fuck him" I: "Who said I can't?" Who: " It's unfair! I didn't say..." Said: "Why are you calling me?" You: "You two are so shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it!" Face: "Who wants me?" Who: "I don't want it. Ah." Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you out again." People: "Drive me out? Looking for K." K: "Who is looking for me?" Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I'm going to be kicked out if you mention it again." Him!" Him: "Don't kill me" Me: "Who wants to kill me?" Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..." One: "Don't catch me" Me: "Me Enough is enough. Who mentions my name again?

, I will never let you go!" Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!" Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms: "What's good about me?" Nine Yin Bone Claw: "What's good about me?" What's good about me: "Brother, I finally found you!" What's good about me: "Brother, let's go out and chat."