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Sentences praising men are humorous.

1. An enterprising man has an atmosphere of doing things, one is one, the other is two, and he will never drag his feet. And careful women do things well, and one plus two can have more than five effects, which makes people pleasantly surprised. ?

2. Look, he has a round and lovely waist, and his slightly chubby face exudes simple and honest sincerity. He is silently touching each other without saying a word of nonsense, but his not handsome appearance makes people feel rich and serious charm. ?

3. A capable man will turn his wife into a tigress. It seems that his wife's henpecked cowardice is actually full of warmth and self-confidence.

4. A man's career is like a woman's measurements. Success does not necessarily depend on these, but the gold content of a gentleman is closely related to it. ?

5. A man who can really do great things must have a broad mind and tender love. The former is for outsiders, while the latter is for relatives and lovers. Planning and making decisions outside, and being relaxed and affectionate with your wife and children at home, this kind of life is complete. ?

6. A man should run a business, and a woman should run a man. Running a business requires talent and ability, and running a man requires wisdom and means. ?

7. A man can have no car, no house, no money and nothing, but he can't be without sense of responsibility and self-motivation. Without visible material conditions, confidence and security for women to look forward to the future, such a man is definitely not worth delivering for life. ?

8. Smart men know that face is not very valuable, especially before you achieve real success. ?

9. Behind a successful man, there must be an intelligent woman silently supporting him. Behind a failed man, there must be more than one woman fighting. ?

1. Men are not afraid of sweating and tears, but they are afraid that delicate women will be as fascinating as goblins.