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What does acupoint walking mean (Internet celebrity Professor Dai frequently walks acupoints)

"Good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique."

In the past two years, an "Internet celebrity" named Dai Jianye suddenly became popular.

In today's era of "entertainment and recreation", it is indeed rare for Dai Jianye to win everyone's favor by speaking poetry.

Judging from the photos, apart from his energetic appearance, there is nothing special about him. So how did he become popular?

Professor Dai is best at turning poems into jokes. It sounds interesting and the characters are vivid. The most famous one is "Li Bai's Search for Immortals":

It is said that in the third year of Tianbao in the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai was "given gold and returned it" by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. What does it mean? It was Xuanzong who saw that he was not qualified to be an official and gave him a sum of money to get out. When passing through Luoyang, he happened to meet a "little fanboy" - Du Fu.

At that time, although Du Fu was talented, he was not famous. When he learned that his idol was passing by, he and Li Bai drank and chatted. After a few glasses of water and wine, Du Fu admired him even more. I don't know how Li Bai deceived him, but Du Fu decided to go to Hebei and Shandong with him.

What are you doing? ——"Look for immortals, collect immortal grass, and refine elixirs!"

When arriving in Hebei, another famous poet, Gao Shi, met these two "romantic ghosts". So, the three of them went to find the immortal from summer to autumn. As time passed, all three of them became unkempt, and no one became an immortal. At this time, Du Fu realized that he wanted to withdraw! So there is this song "To Li Bai":

"Autumn comes to see each other, still fluttering, but I am ashamed of Ge Hong for the cinnabar. I spend the days in vain drinking and singing, who is the hero of flying and domineering."

The translation is: "Our three brothers have been searching for half a year, but there is no result. I quit!" In Dai Jianye's words, the three of them have been given "personification", and they can spit out half a full body of food. Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty was actually a "magic stick" in private; Du Fu, who cared about the country and the people, was also so "cute" when he was young. Such a contrast makes many netizens think: "I also fall in love with ancient poetry."

Another example is Li Qingzhao's "Like a Dream", Dai Jianhua's speech is more interesting.

One night, the wind blew very fast and the rain fell very lightly. Li Qingzhao drank a lot of wine. When she got up the next day, she sleepily asked the "curtain roller", her maid: "It rained all night last night and the wind blew all night, and the begonia flowers in the garden were blown away. How many?"

Li Qingzhao became very angry when she heard this. She stood up and said, "It's not the same crabapple. Do you know it? It should be green, fat, red and thin." That means, how could it be? Is it the same as yesterday? Did you know? The rain blows away the red flowers, but the leaves grow greener, so "it should be green, red, and thin."

Dai Jianye suddenly realized that he had read too much in the past and thought of girls very tenderly. But he didn't expect that Li Qingzhao, who had always been the "representative of graceful words", was actually a female man with a weak appearance and a wild heart. Such a contrast makes Li Qingzhao's image more vivid.

There are many more jokes like this. People can be as born as ants and as beautiful as gods. In the eyes of interesting people, even boring things can bloom with flowers.

But even such an interesting "soul" has been questioned because of its frequent acupuncture points. Later, someone interviewed me and Professor Dai personally admitted this, saying, “There are indeed a lot of speeches in the past two years.” But his next explanation made many people cry.

It turned out that Professor Dai’s wife had lung cancer. He was originally a very simple person who liked to write and read books. But in order to save his wife who was suffering from cancer, he had to succumb to reality. Because treating lung cancer costs a lot of money, the drugs you take are even more expensive.

Before the price reduction, a box of medicine costs 51,000 yuan, and one box needs to be taken a month. There are only 30 pills in a box, which is equivalent to 1,700 yuan per pill. In the eyes of most people, this is an unbearable sky-high price. Professor Dai said:

"Sometimes when she (the wife) exerts force, a box of medicine falls to the ground, and she is so anxious that she cries."

And what he can do for his wife , in addition to working hard to make money, there is also meticulous care.

The two have been married for decades, and Professor Dai rarely says disgusting words. But since she got cancer, he has said "I love you" in his wife's ear every night, hoping to give her some psychological support.

Professor Dai recalled that they often quarreled after they got married. He is from the countryside, but his wife is from the city. Their environment has created differences between them. Suddenly one day, Professor Dai thought:

"A woman sleeps with me every day and marries me. What am I going to argue with her?"

Thought Through this incident, the relationship between the two became deeper. But the "deep affection" was ultimately defeated by karma, and my wife passed away from illness a few months ago. Fortunately, Professor Dai has been able to face death calmly. He used a poem to express his state of mind:

"Only white hair is the most fair thing in the world, and noble people have no mercy on their heads." This means that only white hair is the most fair thing in the world, and everyone will grow old. And death is something that everyone has to experience. After reading this poem, we can also feel the relief in his heart.

Professor Dai also said: "He is not afraid of others scolding him at all." Whether he performs acupuncture or gives a speech, it is all for his wife, and he can live up to his own conscience. If a person can take life and death lightly, he may not care about other people's doubts.

After experiencing life and death, Professor Dai’s poetry interpretation also contains many insights on life. He met himself in the poems, and told us the joys and sorrows of the poems in the form of jokes.

Listening to Professor Dai’s “Magic Poetry Class” will make you feel like an ancient person is standing in front of you. Many people said that after listening to Professor Dai's "Magic Poetry Class", it was like opening up a whole new world and they fell in love with poetry. Even "People's Daily" praised it, calling it "reasonably popular"!

People have always asked me before, why do people want to learn poetry? What can you get from reading the poems?

I believe that life should not only consist of the present, but also poetry and distance. Poetry can make your thoughts deeper and your life fuller. The emotions between the lines will always subtly enter your body.

Children who are nourished by ancient poetry not only gain poetic sentiment and literary talent, but also become people who are more favored by life and destiny. Therefore, I recommend that everyone read poetry.

In recent years, the proportion of ancient poetry and traditional culture in Chinese language examination papers has become higher and higher. From a pragmatic and academic perspective, learning ancient poetry well will also lay a solid foundation for children's academic studies. the basis of.

"Teacher Dai's Demonic Poetry Class" is a masterpiece of Professor Dai. There are many jokes in it, such as "Li Bai's search for immortals" and "Li Qingzhao's dreamlike order", which make readers feel the humor and fall in love with poetry at the same time. The original price of this book is 48, but now the promotion price is only 39.9. Friends who like it, don’t miss this discount, click “Go and have a look” below to place an order. Black and White Bookstore Teacher Dai’s Magical Poetry Class, written by Internet celebrity professor Dai Jianye, ¥39.9 Purchase

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