Girlfriend is funny.

1, I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? You should charge me if something happens …

I said Uncle Grey Wolf, I have been observing you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?

3. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions?

A true friend knows your silence better than you say.

Be my girlfriend, and I'll introduce another one to your boyfriend!

6. Not all efforts will succeed, but if you don't work hard, you won't succeed.

7, I am not afraid of pain, I am afraid of losing stubbornness, I am not afraid of suffering, I am afraid of losing you.

8. One day, when you find that you can't remember what caused the injury, it's time to recover.

9. I will let the old lady touch her lips and give you some color to see see.

10, why care about things that don't belong to you?

1 1, warm and cold, gentle and distant. Personalized signature

12, is there anyone like me who started thinking when he saw his signature changed?

13, don't tell me you're sorry. It seems to be my fault that I don't forgive you.

14, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

15, we can't contact each other for more than ten days, can we not contact each other for life?

16, the memories that one person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

17, I am like a clown, performing my present and future in your world.

18, maybe only you know me, so you didn't run away.

19, the previous arrogance is all gone in front of you.

20, the earth people are terrible, I want to go back to Mars!

2 1, if one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: it's late …

22. Dear users, your summer vacation balance is less than one month, please recharge it in time!

23. I am not green tea, so I have no chance to drink another bottle.

24, how many sentences I love you, and finally became I loved you.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

26. If anyone bothers me to sleep during the day, don't even think about it at night.

27. I once passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take it in ~

28. I just want to hear you say: Baby, I can't live without you.

29. There is a kind of trouble, which is often more troublesome than when a woman comes to her period.

30. I'm not a fucking iron man. I'll get tired after taking the initiative for a long time.

3 1. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

32. Time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.

33, can't find the direction of friendship, can't see the appearance of love.

34. When I sing, the wolf comes. When you sing, the wolf runs away!

35. There is a number that you have always remembered, but you have never called or sent a text message.

36. How many people are doing things like me, holding their chins in their left hands and holding a mouse in their right hands, looking at their hearts? .

37. What bothers me most? When you are playing computer, it is most annoying to have a child around you ~

38. Try to find your own way.

39. The most painful feeling is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you cheated me.

40. Cheer, sing, play and be crazy with me.

4 1. Successful people influence others, while unsuccessful people are influenced by others.

42. There is nothing wrong with love. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.

43. Go shopping on Valentine's Day and hire some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

44. I have a dream that I want to see men suffer from dysmenorrhea and abortion.

45. Ironically, you appeared at an age when I didn't know love.

46. When I write something seriously, I always feel very sad.

47. [We don't lack talents in China, what we lack is the eyes to find talents]

48. When I see others holding hands, I can only hold hands with my left hand.

49. Valentine's Day is a spring day for lovers.

50. Do you have to give yourself a life lesson when you meet a passerby?

Funny girlfriends talk about Daquan domineering girlfriends spoof photo sketches.

1. Girlfriend, we will be together forever and never part!

If you leave, I will hit you.

3. I just want to leave my girlfriend alone, and others are good with her, which makes me feel terrible!

My future daughter has a strong godmother group-girlfriend.

From my former friend to my present bitch, I gradually learned about friendship.

6. A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

7. girlfriends, you have to laugh together, be crazy together, make trouble together, and explode together!

8. Before you know it, your best friend becomes another self.

9. Sister, you are my good friend, my confidant and my best friend!

10. Friends, a blue face and a red face. You'll understand if I don't tell you.

1 1. When I met you, I finally realized that friends are more dead set than lovers. This is the best friend.

12. I want to be a shiny psycho in your mediocre memory.

13. My girlfriend has a date and feels that the pig that has been raised for many years has been eaten.

14. As long as there are girlfriends together, it is called bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.

15. I want to be the godmother of your child! And the best sister in your life!

16. Sisters don't need to explain.

17. I want all kinds of jokes and good friends who are not eager for quick success and instant benefit.

18. When my youth is dying, maybe I will take my heartbeat and travel to the south.

19. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

20. No one can take away a true friend.

2 1. There is a deep friendship called brothers and a bosom friend called girlfriends.

22. Even a good friend sometimes has the impulse to slap her to death.

23. If you treat me as your sister, you will be in trouble with me, and we will be forever.

24. No matter the past, present and future, I am willing to be elegant with you until I am old.

25. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

26. You saw all my weaknesses and gave me the warmest hug.

27. Do you know? Knowing you is really the happiest thing in my life.

28. Remember, girlfriend: If he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

Funny birthday wishes for my girlfriend.

1. If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

Warm congratulations on your birthday, send my love and a small gift. Happy every day, always smile.

Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom!

4. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I, China, wish you all the best. I will stand by and cheer for you as always.

5. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

6. Happy birthday! I wish you: I am as lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea. I live longer than a big stone in Nanshan, and I always smile.

7. Passers-by are passing by, their eyes are waiting for blessings, missing is replacing life, and expectation is better than waiting. Another year, after this stormy journey. I wish you have expectations every year, blessings every month and a good mood every day!

8. The meteor shower all over the sky is my blessing to your heart, and the endless river is my endless greeting to you. May the falling rain wash away the troubles in your heart, and may the golden sunshine fill the road under your feet. On this unusual day, I don't have a thousand words, I can only silently send my sincere wishes: Happy birthday to my sister, and wish the future the icing on the cake!

9. May my blessing haunt you, in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish my sister: all your wishes come true and happiness! Happy birthday! Happy forever!

10 is another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

1 1, I feel, think, see, smell, hear, people, hands, feet, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only my blessing has arrived.

12, the sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

13, birthday girl, I wish you all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting, and all your efforts.

14, today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone, and the song is over.

15, flowers are similar every year, and people are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

16, give me trouble, and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me sadness and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me the frustration and I will turn it into your strength! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

You are the happiest woman in the world! Have a husband who loves you, keep his promise to you all his life, and accompany you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

18, dear, I just want to tell you that everything about you is touching my heart, and I will love you forever.

19, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

20. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

2 1, I wish you: happy as an old turtle in the East China Sea and long as a big stone in the South Mountain. ( )

22.* Happy birthday * I wish you look up at Cupid today, meet a great beauty when you go out, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit!

23, happy birthday! Make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you. The shining background light shines on your cheeks, though it is weak, but it can extend far away.

24. Sooner or later, your life will be full of my worries and will be infinitely wonderful. Everywhere, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you are no longer lonely. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

I wish you a happy birthday and happiness. Always smile. For your place in my heart every day, for the roses you bring to my life, for the love and memories between us.

26. I should pick you up once or twice and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

27. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

28. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on!

29. I don't give presents for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together and wish you a happy birthday!

30. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down and then my girlfriend abandoned me. That's not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a happy birthday every year!

3 1. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, every day in Wahaha, every month in Pepsi and every year in Gao Legao. You feel like an elf, always standing out from the crowd.

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday! ! !

All the blessings are accompanied by our love. On this special day, they are crowded in your glass, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart!

34. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

35. I wish my sister the longer she is, the more beautiful she is. She is happy and happy. Every day is like spring.

If you miss something, you can't finish it. A caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

37. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was swept away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but the police took you away. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.

38. Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year of wrinkles. One step closer to the whole face.

39. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

40. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

4 1, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

42. Dear sister, I have a very precious gift. I want to give it to you. This is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.

43. Today is my happy sister's birthday. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

44. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

45. After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

I offer my love to you. Happy and warm birthday to you. You are my forever good sister.

47. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

48. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

49, lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I called out your name. You are really a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again?

On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

5 1, Fu Jiafu is a lot of blessings, and the reduction of blessings is the starting point of blessings, while the multiplication of blessings is an infinite blessing, and the blessing is the only blessing besides blessings. Happy birthday to you!

52. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, a lot of money, no hard work, a rat's leisure, romance and happiness.

To my best friend, tell me what I wrote to my best friend.

Tell your girl friends:

I trusted you as a sister, but I forgot that you have many friends, and my heart will still be wronged. So will friendship.

1, love is zero ice, friendship is zero water, and we are the best mixture of ice and water.

The only thing you can't throw away in this life is your best friend.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

5. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

6, girlfriends, that is, you scold 800 times a day, but don't allow others to scold.

7. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

8. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

9. They are friends, and you are the best friend. Even if the world collapses, my hug will not be subverted.

10, know your past, believe in your future, and tolerate your present people.

1 1, the person who won't think of her when you are opposite sex and unreasonable, will accompany you to lick the wound as soon as you are injured.

12. Your shoulders are not thick, but they always bring me warmth and strength.

13, do you believe that there is a feeling of never losing to time in this life?

14, dear, thank you for always being with me.

15, there is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

16, I know many friends, but only a few have entered my heart.

17, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends know how to listen better than lovers. Friendship can transcend the sky.

18, the friendship between three people needs time to run.

19, my best friend is that no matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same.

20. My best friend is the person I slept with.

2 1, we are lifelong friends and sisters.

22. We eat steak together, spend Valentine's Day together, chew duck feet together, take photos together and watch ghost movies together.

23, between us, from the beginning of the strange, become such close friends, in retrospect, will be smiling.

24. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

26, the same hairstyle and clothing, I just want to collide with you.

27. True friends, even if they quarrel, will not affect their feelings. False friends, even if they play again, are just acting.

28. A true friend is when you blind everyone's eyes and can see through your true appearance and inner pain.

29. As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

30. The best friend is often that he can hurt you in prosperity and help you in adversity.

Write to your best friend:

1. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

Second, as long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.

Fourth, girlfriends are even more important to us than lovers.

Fifth, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

6. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

7. I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

Eight, girlfriends: it is the kind of strange thing that makes trouble today, laughs tomorrow, gets bored near, thinks far away, thinks when you don't see it, hates when you see it, and you can bully yourself but others can't.

I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.

Eleven, you have been humiliated, and I will get justice for you. You are unhappy, I make you laugh. You are happy, I will accompany you. I will criticize whoever bullies you. If you are unhappy, I will be your bitch.

Twelve, girlfriends are people who wait for the dawn with you in the darkest time.

Thirteen, thank you for accompanying me through these years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I will never forget the day when I made two mistakes together.

Dear best friend, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Fifteen, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

Sixteen, in fact, having two girlfriends is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her. That's enough.

Seventeen, even if you are just a small piece of my life puzzle, my life will not be complete without you.

18. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

Nineteen, the girlfriend is actually another self.

Twenty, there is only 1 you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

Twenty-three, I think, before we get married with others, we must take wedding photos together, which belongs to us only.

24. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?

Twenty-five, I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't so good at first, we were firm in each other's hearts during the days we experienced together.

Twenty-six, I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together! Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

Thank you for enlightening me when I am helpless, comforting me when I cry, asking for help when I am sick, and crying with me when I am desperate. Thank you very much.

Twenty-nine, quarrels are inseparable, and those who can't leave are called girlfriends.

Thirty, I'm tired, you come, eat and cover-this is the best friend. She still has a copy of your daily necessities at home.

Thirty-one, girlfriends are the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

The true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

34. The person who treats you best is often the one who is bullied the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.