Is there a joke that can be hilarious? There are no disgusting jokes. . . .

Me: (interrupting him) Killing people in a lonely dream. (Cao Cao is a traitor)

Teacher: (Take two steps back) What crazy talk! Wait, I'll hit you!

Me: OK. (Guo Jiatian is jealous)

Teacher: Don't strike back. ...

Me: Come out and mix. You have to pay it back sooner or later. (Sima feedback)

Teacher: How to return it? !

Me: Give me back ten times what you owe me! (righteous resentment)

The teacher was very angry and lit a cigarette with a lighter.

Me: this fire can help our army win a great victory. (Wolong pyrometer)

The teacher picked up the book and slapped me.

Me: Mouse, how dare you hurt me! (Xia Houdun is very strong)

Teacher: It hurts, so what?

Me: Give him what he deserves! (Xia Houdun is very strong)

Teacher: Are you looking for cigarettes?

Me: Am I afraid of you? (Wei Yan Crazy Bones)

Teacher: Who do you think you are?

Me: This is Zhao Zilong from Changshan. (Gentiana zhaoyun)

Teacher: Idol! Sign your name! It was fate that brought me to you!

Me: Fate? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... (Sima Ghost Road)

Teacher: Isn't it? How dare you lie to me? Who do you think you are?

Me: I am the son of fate! (Sima Guidao)

Teacher: I can't stand you. Go home and find something to fight with. Anything will do!

Me: taking the head (meaning/you in ancient Chinese) is like taking something out of a bag. (Summer Express)

Teacher: You ... ..

Me: I'm good at attacking people from thousands of miles. (Summer Express)

Teacher: Try it.

Me (running to the podium to grab the chalk): It takes a hundred steps to get through! (Huang Zhonglie bows)

The teacher fell to the ground.

I walked up to the teacher, stepped on my foot and said, please have a rest. (national color of Da Qiao),

Then walk out of the classroom and say, it's rude. (the story of diusim closing the moon)

At this moment, the headmaster came, saw the teacher in the classroom and said to me: beating the teacher is not afraid of being struck by lightning, huh?

I replied: Lei Gong helps me! (Lightning strike at opening angle)

Principal: You are a fairy. Why did Lei Gong listen to you?

Me: I am in control of the world affairs. (opening angle ghost road)

Principal: You are amazing!

Me: I didn't expect that. (Zhang Liao raid)

Principal: Sing a song.

Me: Listen, this is a requiem for you. (Zhou Yan)

Principal: I'd better not sing. I feel terrible.

Me: Hum. (Huang Yueying Ji Zhi)

Principal: I disagree. I want to fight. (What kind of principal has what kind of teacher)

Me: Let me think twice (Sun Quan checks and balances)

Principal: Look before you leap. Let's go

Me: That's it. (Guo Jia's posthumous work)

Principal (excited): Let's play!

Me (picking up the teacher's lighter): Let this raging fire wash away your sins! (Zhou Yan)

Principal: Very few ... children don't play with fire ... (obviously afraid)

Me: Relax, I have an old man. (Huatuo first aid)

Principal: You want to burn me!

Me: This is for you! Hahaha (Sima Yi in exile)

Principal: It's better not to give such a reward.

Me: Forget it (Lu Bu didn't intend to)

Principal (running): You don't care about me! I won't play with you, running for my life is very important to me!

Me (catch up): the emperor Lao Tzu can't save you! (Lu Bu has no former)