What jokes did you understand after watching Fortress Besieged?

Basically, every summer vacation from primary school, the teacher will send us a list of books and tell us what extracurricular reading materials are available in the summer vacation. Every time I don't accept all the orders, I go to the library to catch which one to read, so I learned Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged in primary school. I didn't understand it at that time, but Qian Zhongshu's irony and metaphor left a deep impression on me.

When I was in junior high school, the boys in our class had already grown up. In addition to the voice change period and the long stature, adolescent boys also began to pay attention to the figure and appearance of girls in the class, and some began to fall in love. Boys in our class are particularly precocious in this respect, and they judge girls in class all day.

In summer, everyone wears thin clothes, and a few bold girls wear avant-garde clothes, which looks so cool. I heard the boys in our class say that they were all "biased", and I laughed for a long time after listening. Miss Bao in Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged is also "biased towards the truth", because the truth is naked and Miss Bao is not really naked, so it is called biased towards the truth, so our class.

In high school, more and more people read Fortress Besieged in the class, and everyone became more and more familiar with Fortress Besieged. Even our math teacher joked about Fortress Besieged. Half of the students in our class failed the math exam, which taught us a lesson. Let's go to the podium one by one to reflect.

There was a boy who got all the multiple-choice questions wrong and was still fooling around when he came on stage. The teacher said, "What are you studying? I found you all the universities in the future, a Clayton University and a Garreton University! " Everyone burst into laughter. Laughter after reading Fortress Besieged Clayton University is a fake university bought by Fang Hung-chien himself. Laughter before reading it is a homonym of "Garreton" and "squatting at home", which means that he has never been to university!