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In real life or work and study, everyone is familiar with composition. Composition is a narrative method that expresses a theme through words after people's ideological consideration and language organization. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following is my composition about sleeping position. Welcome everyone to learn from it. I hope it helps you.

The composition of sleeping position 1 Animals have different looks and various sleeping positions. How much do you know about the sleeping position of animals? Let me tell you something interesting!

Owl turns a blind eye when sleeping, because it can find voles with one eye, catch them at any time, and find some large animals. If these big animals want to hurt the owl, it will run away immediately. Owls can rest, find targets and avoid natural enemies by sleeping like this. Isn't this the best of both worlds? It's amazing.

Dormouse is a sleepy hibernating animal. It sleeps for six months a year before it wakes up. When he slept, he had to curl up into a ball. People play with him as a ball, but he doesn't know it. When he woke up, he was a lively little guy.

The monkey is a clever animal. When sleeping, he crosses his feet on his head and looks like a branch, so that his natural enemies will not find it easily. Horses actually sleep standing, because they can run immediately in case of emergency; Fish never closes its eyes when sleeping, so some people say it never sleeps; When the geese sleep, there will be a wild goose standing guard. If you meet an enemy, it will wake everyone up to fight together or fly away.

Do you know anything about the sleeping posture of animals through these introductions? In fact, I just learned about these wonderful phenomena. As long as you observe them carefully, you will find many more interesting things!

Sleeping position composition 2 Everyone has his own unique sleeping position, which can be described as colorful. Now I'll tell you about my sleeping position.

(1) Cousin's sleeping position

Summer is coming, and my cousin likes to sleep on the mat. Before going to bed, she always covers her stomach with a quilt. After a while, she muttered, "Hey, it's too hot!" " "Then throw away the quilt. In the middle of the night, she was huddled up with cold. What a pity!

(2) My sleeping position

Before going to bed, I always beat the wind of the electric fan to the maximum, and then wrapped myself in a quilt as a "human flesh roll" with only my head sticking out. After falling asleep, I rolled myself up and kicked my feet because I was too tight and uncomfortable. It's a good thing that I said I was practicing.

(3) Uncle Pang's sleeping position

Uncle Pang is an engineer and likes reading. Before going to bed, he would always lie in bed and read a book for a while, then close his eyes, but he still had a book in his hand. Just when I was amused, he put down the book in his hand, opened his eyes, closed them again, and then went to sleep.

(4) Grandma's sleeping position

Grandma is used to going to bed at 9 o'clock. But the old man can't sleep well. Grandma always tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so she slept on her side. She couldn't sleep either, so she slept on her back. She retracted her feet from time to time, and then pushed them out ... The mat was "squeaked" by her, and grandpa was also disturbed.

(5) Grandpa's sleeping position

Grandpa's sleeping position is almost fixed, because he can't sleep on his stomach, so he can only sleep on his side. Grandpa also has a certain posture when sleeping on his side; Keep your body straight, your legs straight, one hand straight against your body, and the other hand resting on this hand.

(6) Dad's sleeping position

Dad's sleeping position is similar to grandpa's, but his legs are used to rolling up. It is really "like father, like son", and even the sleeping posture is so similar.

Sleeping position composition 3 "It's time to sleep!" The teacher turned off the light in the dormitory with a bang, and suddenly it was dark. Then, the teacher closed the door behind him and went out.

However, this darkness can't hide the excitement of the eight of us, and the "evening story meeting" in the camp began. Everyone kept chattering and the waves were getting higher and higher. Finally, our pot of eight-treasure porridge boiled.

"It's so late, what's that noise?" The teacher's roar was like a big knife, which cut off our conversation instantly, and the dormitory was silent. The teacher turned around several times and left again.

As soon as the teacher left, we exploded the pot again. "Hey, how can that blanket shine? Is it a firefly parked on it? " Looking carefully, it turned out to be a classmate playing mobile phone under the covers. Look at him shrinking his head, bending his back and stretching his feet. Like a baby silkworm in a cocoon. Some people chew gum "yum yum" and "bomb" it to their classmates' beds to share.

Gradually, some people put the injection on their eyelids, getting heavier and heavier, and finally fell asleep. The classmate with a bad throat gave a terrible snore, which made some people unable to sleep. But a classmate has special functions. He can't sleep again and again. When asked, I knew that he thought the dormitory was too quiet and needed some noise to sleep with him. So he tried his best to make noise. Knock on the bed board; Rolling and torturing the bed, screaming in pain; Play the ever-changing magic ruler "click"; Take out the hanger again, and the hanger simply bounces off; Finally, he hated it so much that he couldn't sleep. He slapped himself and didn't fall asleep until 1 1

It was late at night, the camp was quiet, and everyone entered a sweet dream.

The composition of sleeping position 4 There are various sleeping positions in my family of three, each with its own strong points. What is dad's sleeping position? Today I will observe my father's wonderful sleeping position.

Look! Dad lying in bed is like lying on a soft beach, completely relaxing his hands and feet, forgetting his troubles, and more like enjoying the charm of returning. That snoring wandered around like a spaceship. Turning around, my father's body "ups and downs", more like the Great Wall of Beijing and Wan Li. As the saying goes, "you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall". I became a "hero" and visited the Great Wall of Wan Li. At this time, my father raised his arm and put it down again. I thought the 10 1 flight from Shanghai to Hainan landed in meilan airport, Haikou. Dad put his hand on his forehead. Isn't this "undercover" snooping? After a while, my father's sleeping position became Yang Guifei with fine features, a magnificent castle, a long-lived turtle and Guanyin towering on the sea. ...

Dad's sleeping position is really ever-changing, which makes people laugh and shock. I want to open my eyes and see what my father can do in his sleeping position. I'm waiting to feast my eyes!

Is father's sleeping position attractive?

? See you in the clouds

In the blue sky. Tao Yuan sometimes makes many mistakes, but she covers up the "charges" of typos with witty and elegant words and neat handwriting.

Let the teacher very helpless, I don't know whether to read the "face" of American literature and pass a typo or enforce the law impartially.

"Handsome boy" Liu Taoyuan wrote a series of excellent American literary works to our Class 5 (3), which amazed all the teachers. We should also describe the strange ideas in words and share them with every member of our Class 5 (3).

In our childhood, we really can't do without such a "handsome guy". It is also my pleasure to make friends with her!

Sleeping position composition 5 mom's invincible fist.

Mom is a careless person, as can be seen from the way she sleeps. You see, "left hook" and "right hook" are a piece of cake for her.

Dad's poem, immortal reincarnation.

"Until, hold up my cup, I asked the moon", and my father held up his arm with a cup in his hand. After shaking from side to side, he slowly put his hand in front of his mouth. Good wine! I will "write a hundred poems about drinking". He jumped out of bed, holding a cup in one hand and a pen in the other, as if there was a blank sheet of paper in the air, which made him enjoy it. This often makes my mother and I laugh and fall asleep.

Children flip dry Kun.

At home, my sleeping position is the most exaggerated. "Houyi shoots the sun" and "the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon", there are many wonders outside! Look, there is another "rollover". I turn over, I turn over, I turn over desperately, I turn over desperately. "oh! The back of my head! " Alas, the back of the head is miserable again!

The pinnacle of the whole family.

Once, my uncle came to visit and occupied my small room. I can't help it I have to share a bed with my parents. At ten o'clock in the evening, the "Wulin Conference" officially began. Give me a left hook and see what I do.

Rollover ","drunken fist k dead you ". Powerful skills make heroes in the world feel ashamed!

This "Wulin conference" has been played until the golden rooster announces the dawn, and there is no winner. Only my uncle left in a hurry with a pair of dark circles in the early morning. ...

Sleeping posture composition 6 I am the "king of sleeping posture" at home, and I will "deform" from time to time. First, a "shrimp" bows; Later, it was a "five-pointed star" with five "horns" everywhere, so you can sleep as you like; Sometimes I lie on my bed and bask in the sun like a thousand-year-old turtle on the beach; Sometimes I cover the quilt straight at night, and I don't know when I will cover it flat. I was very surprised when I got up in the morning!

"Rotation" is the way my sister sleeps. When the clock strikes eight, my sister will go to bed as usual, and occasionally say a wisecrack in her dream. Somehow, when she got up in the morning, her body had already rotated 180 degrees. This is very interesting. No wonder grandma always says she doesn't look at my sister, but her sleeping position is the boss!

When my cousin was at my house, the way she slept was really funny and angry. Look! Her smooth face is really funny. She smiles at one moment and is serious at another. This is very interesting. It is exasperating that sometimes my cousin and I sleep together, and my sister always takes the quilt away. I often feel cold when I wake up in the morning. At first glance, the quilt was wrapped tightly by my sister.

Mother's appearance when she sleeps can be described as varied. She often puts her hands on her father and her feet don't listen to her. Sometimes my mother will pull a long face, as if she had encountered some trouble in her dream, and suddenly a smile appeared on her face, as if she had solved the trouble.

Grandma is a veteran who sleeps at home. She always smiles when she sleeps. Grandma's mouth tilted slightly when she smiled, like a boat. Sometimes, grandma's body will curl up, tremble sensitively, then "mm-hmm" twice, and then enter a sweet dream.

A minute passed, the sky turned white, the sun was about to rise, and the family got up one by one, ready to devote themselves to work and study.

I just felt a sharp pain in my right arm and cried. My mother rushed to my bed. I caressed my arm sleepily and sat on the ground inexplicably. Mother said angrily and humorously, "Xiong Haizi, why are you always so restless when you sleep?" ! "I snickered, and secretly admire myself in my heart.

As long as I can remember, my sleeping position has been wonderful since I was a child. Almost every night is like fighting in bed. Either wander at the end of the bed all night, or squat like a toad. Or roll into a ball, so it is common to fall out of bed. Sometimes you can kneel all night without changing your posture! I also have sleepwalking problems! Ha ha! I suddenly sit up in the middle of the night, close my eyes, talk a lot, and then suddenly fall down. My mother said that I would often swim to their beds and get into the bed of my parents.

Now I finally know where my mother's strands of white hair come from. When I was a child, I wanted to drink milk, so I had to make trouble at night. My mother often can't sleep well Now because of my wonderful sleeping position, my mother has to cover me with a quilt from time to time, for fear that I will fall out of bed with cold and take care of me day after day. Mom, you have worked hard. I really hope I can get rid of my "bad habits" and let my mother have a good sleep! Is there a panacea?

Sleeping position composition 8 Every night, when the bedtime is 1, I always report to Duke Zhou at 1. Within three minutes of going to bed, I fell asleep. I slept in various ways, which was very interesting.

I can play China Kung Fu best when I sleep. Every time in the dead of night, I often use the power of an earthquake of magnitude 8 to shake the quilt to the ground. Sometimes I beat myself black and blue. When I got up the next day, my mother asked me, "Who threw your quilt on the floor?" What happened to your face? "I said." I don't know. "

Not only do you wave casually when you sleep, but you often roll around. 1 time, when my mother woke me up, she looked for me in four places for a long time and finally found me under the bed.

I still talk in my sleep, and I don't know anything when I wake up the next day. I will tell the story of 1 day truthfully. My parents don't have to ask me what I 1 day did. Just listen to me talk in my sleep and I will know everything.

I always punch and kick when I sleep. 1 Nobody dares to sleep with me. My family gave me many nicknames. My father calls me "Bruce Lee", my sister calls me "Huang Feihong" and my mother calls me "boxing champion".

I wish I could get rid of these bad habits when I sleep. However, there is little hope, because I can't seem to control myself when I sleep.

Sleeping posture composition 9 All the animals in the world should sleep like us, but their sleeping postures are various and very strange!

Goldfish is a very magical animal. It breathes through its gills, and its eyeball is so hard that it has no eyelids. One night, I just wanted to see the posture of the goldfish sleeping, but I saw that the goldfish kept his eyes open. The next day, I thought: the goldfish won't die, will it? I hurried to the goldfish's "home" and found it still alive and kicking. I thought: Is it because it has no eyelids, so it can't close its eyes? After breakfast, my father said, "Shall we go to the zoo today?" I said, "Good!" When I got to the zoo, I hurried to the Bat Hall. At this time, the bat is sleeping, and its sleeping posture is very unique, even upside down!

Suddenly, a mosquito flew in, and a bat flew over and ate the mosquito. It turns out that bats sleep backwards in order to catch their prey better. We finally came to the stable. A group of horses sleep standing. Why does the horse sleep standing up? I'm green onion mixed with tofu-obvious. The ancestors and enemies of horses are fierce, such as saber-toothed tigers and tigers ... so horses sleep standing up to escape faster.

As for the sleeping posture of animals, I also know that red-crowned cranes sleep on one foot and orangutans sleep in trees with branches.

Each of us has to sleep every day, but many people don't know how to sleep well, comfortably and with good quality. Then first of all, you must have a correct sleeping position.

The correct sleeping position should be lying on the right side with legs slightly bent. In this way, the heart is high and not oppressed; Low liver position and good blood supply are beneficial to metabolism; Food in the stomach is pushed to the duodenum by gravity, which can promote digestion and absorption. At the same time, the whole body is also in a relaxed state, breathing evenly, the heartbeat slows down, and the brain, heart, lungs, gastrointestinal tract, muscles and bones can all get adequate rest and oxygen supply. Of course, for a healthy person, there is no need to be too rigid about his sleeping position, because overnight, people often can't sleep in a fixed position until dawn, and most people are constantly changing their sleeping positions, which is more conducive to relieving fatigue.

Only some specific people, such as patients after surgery, need the guidance of doctors and even use special bedding; For example, patients with retinal detachment must lie prone during the treatment, and special ring tools should be used on the face to ensure smooth breathing. For example, pregnant women can sleep freely at the beginning of pregnancy. As the uterus and fetus grow up, we should pay attention to the sleeping position, especially in the late pregnancy, and it is best to lie on the left side.

This is the correct sleeping position, so now you know how to sleep well, sleep comfortably and have a high quality sleep, right?

Sleeping posture composition 1 1 After every lunch break, our class will buy ice cream to eat and learn while eating. You can choose to continue studying or take a nap after dinner. At this time, some students will definitely choose to take a nap, so our class made a big joke, that is, their sleeping position.

The students in our class all have strange sleeping postures, and these three are the strangest: the first one sleeps with his head on the table, the second one sleeps with his schoolbag folded into a pillow on the back of the chair, and the third one is the most wonderful one, that is, he lies down and sleeps directly. Let's introduce these three sleeping positions one by one.

After eating the ice cream, you can see that some students are already sleeping. At this time, I was sitting in the second row, and I could clearly see Xiaoshi sleeping with his head on the table. I can see that he slept soundly, which is the first sleeping position in our class. This is not surprising.

Next, my deskmate Xiao Chen skillfully took out the books in her schoolbag and put them on the desktop. He took out a bottle of mineral water and put his schoolbag on it. He folded it in half, put it on the back of the chair and began to sleep. This is the second largest sleeping position in our class.

Hearing the sound, I immediately looked away and turned to look. I saw Yu Ziyi lying down, and all the students who could see this side were laughing. The monitor on duty immediately stepped forward and Yu Ziyi woke up. This is the third largest sleeping position in our class.