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Why don't Dong Zhuo, Sun Ce and Ma Chao fight Hua Xiong and Lu Bu?

There is a simple reason. Sun Ce and Ma Chao were thinking about practicing martial arts all day and forgot to recite the Boy Scout Manual. They were fined 300 times by Sun Jian and Marten for copying the Boy Scout Handbook, and they didn't have time to attend Dong's get-together. ...

Ha ha laugh ... just kidding ...

Next, let's get down to business. Why didn't Ma Chao and Sun Ce crusade against Hua Xiong and Lu Bu when the 18th Route Warlord crusaded against Dong Zhuo?

Let's start with Sun Ce:

Sun Ce appeared late in Romance, and Sun Ce made his debut in Sun Jian Crossing the River to Beat Liu Biao. Luo Guanzhong arranged for Sun Ce to appear at this time, probably in order to do a good job of handover before Sun Jian died. By the way, introduce the successor of Sun Jian Group.

When Sun Jian died, Sun Ce was only seventeen years old, which is recorded in the Romance. It took the 18th Route Warlord at least one year to win Dong Zhuo.

That is to say, when the 18th Route Warlord crusaded against Dong Zhuo, Sun Ce was at most fifteen or sixteen years old. He is still a minor, and his military strength and combat experience are totally unqualified to play Hua Xiong and Lu Bu.

And when Sun Ce was seventeen, the value of force was not high. For example, after Sun Jian was shot, in the face of the siege of Lv Gong, the original text did not write how Sun Ce heroically killed the enemy. Instead, he said, "Cheng Pu saved Sun Ce and wanted to find his way." On the contrary, Cheng Pu rushed to face Lv Gong and stabbed Lv Gong.

So! Sun Ce, 15 or 16 years old, is definitely worse in force, and he is no match for Lu Bu and Hua Xiong at all. ...

Looking at d:

Ma Chao appeared, also seventeen years old, but later than Sun Ce. In the section "Li Jue Guo Si killed Fan Chou", Ma Chao made his debut. The original introduction was also seventeen years old. Obviously, Ma Chao is about one year younger than Sun Ce.

That is to say, Ma Chao was at most 14 or 15 years old when the 18th Route Governors crusaded against Dong Zhuo. At the age of 14 or 15, Ma Chao faced Hua Xiong and Lu Bu, and Dong Zhuo made a joke about it. The key is, can he beat Lu Bu and Hua Xiong? Don't be like Pan Feng, Fang Yue and others, and become ghosts of Hua Xiong and Lu Bu. If you win Liu Huangshu in the future, you will lose another warrior.

Seventeen-year-old Ma Chao's strength is really ok. He killed Wang Fang several times and once captured Mona Lee alive. But these are only second-and third-rate generals, not as good as Lu Bu and Hua Xiong. Besides, Ma Chao, who is 14 or 15 years old, is not in the same class as 17 years old.

So! The 18th Route Warlords could not use Ma Chao and Sun Ce against Lu Bu and Hua Xiong. One does not have the strength, and the other is not necessarily fighting for the battlefield of Dong.