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What's in Friar Sand's burden? Why does Bajie always want to carve it up?

1, learn from the scriptures

Tang priest will recite the scriptures when he is free all the way, which is also a kind of study and review! At the end of chapters 36 and 37, I began to describe the road of Sanzang in this way. Disciples have been walking hard, so go to sleep first and wait for me to finish reading this volume. "Master has sent someone," Monkey said. You became a monk when you were a child, and you were not familiar with the classics when you were a child.

From Sanzang Road out of Chang 'an, I trudged toward the DPRK, running around day by day, fearing that I would pass by a scholar; Fortunately, I am free tonight. Let me review. Sanzang sat in the meditation hall of Baolin Temple, watched Confessions of Water and True Peacock Sutra for a while under the lamp, and only sat in the middle of the night before wrapping the sutra in a bag. Obviously, they bring their own scriptures.

2. Customs clearance documents

The four of them still need passports to travel through so many countries.

3. Zijin Bowl

We always see Wukong taking a bowl to beg for alms, so we have to prepare our own food and drink.

4. banknotes

It costs money to cross the river and stay overnight without meeting Lei Feng. The fifteenth time, it was written that Sanzang taught the traveler to untie the baggage, took out some coins from the Tang Dynasty and gave them to Lao Yu. Chapter 56 writes that Sanzang untied the bag, took a few pennies as lining money, and hurried there to ask for two plasters to stick on him.

5. Some clothes and baby robes

The ninety-seventh time, it was written that the monkey called the officer, so there was no need to fight. There is a robe in the two bags we are carrying, which is worth 1000 yuan. You untie it and take it. Hearing this, Jin Zi began to work together to solve two burdens. Although there are several pieces of cloth and pockets, they are all worthless. I saw something wrapped in several layers of oil paper, which is a good thing. He also wrote that when the prison officer saw it, it was a cassock. He took another dress and led it through the bag. He also opened the relevant documents in the bag and saw that there were precious stamps from various countries.

6. Razor

Journey to the West has passed 14 years. Pig Bajie and the Monkey King, as animals, may not need to shave their heads, Tang Priest and Friar Sand need to shave their heads, and Tang Priest also needs to shave their beards.

Besides, on the 22nd trip to Sanzang Road, I asked Wukong to get the Buddhist monk's knife and let him go. As the Great Sage said, abandon the knife and shave your head.

7. shoes

Tang Priest is mortal after all. Although Bai can walk, his shoes are easily worn out on the way to learn from the scriptures. It is necessary to prepare more pairs of shoes for such a long and rugged road.

8. Pen, ink, paper and inkstone

Tang Priest loves reading so much, how can he go out without pen and ink? Twenty-seventh time I wrote that the Tang Priest told Friar Sand to take out a pen and paper from his bag, that is, to fetch water from the stream, grind ink on the stone, and write a derogatory note to Monkey and Monkey! In this light, I don't want you to be an apprentice anymore.