Which expert told me some jokes about new words?

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My daughter is still young, although I have advanced thinking in some ways. For example, I have long stressed that my daughter does not go to kindergarten or even primary school, and she mainly relies on family education in the early stage. By family education, I mean to let her enjoy herself in her limited childhood. My speech won many people's opposition. My wife occasionally touches my head and says, are you sick?

But I need to make it clear that I have never instilled bad thoughts or culture into my daughter, although my ideological level is not very high, and my cultural level is just enough to write a personal work summary. After dinner that day, my daughter suddenly came to me and said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" "Yes, you ask." I said.

"Dad, why don't you pick up girls?" "ah!" My mouth was open for a long time and I didn't speak. I later severely criticized the child's mother. The child's mother swore to me that it had nothing to do with her, and she still trusted me, so it was impossible to test my loyalty by such clumsy means. Of course, after careful investigation, I think it is impossible for people to operate behind the scenes, so there will be no hard pursuit.

My daughter never stops. After the problem of picking up girls was solved, one day, in front of her grandmother, she suddenly asked me, "Dad, I have a grandmother now, and there is no * * * *, please give me a * * *."

I am aware of the seriousness of the problem. But I can't dodge, otherwise, I have a guilty conscience. I have to make a statement in front of my family. I almost said with a runny nose and tears, I must not do anything wrong to everyone, I must be loyal to my duties, guard against arrogance and rashness, and devote all my enthusiasm to the construction of a well-off family. Please pay attention to my actual actions.

After grandma left, I called the child and her mother to me. I said, please don't give me any more mental pressure, especially don't test my kind heart like this. I said, son, you must think clearly when you ask me questions in the future, or you will hurt your father. The daughter said, "Dad, are you afraid of me asking you questions? Then I won't ask again. " I quickly said, "The question still needs to be asked. Children who ask more questions are smart, but they should ask more questions related to themselves. "

I don't know where my daughter learned so many new words, some of which I haven't heard yet. For example, when I asked her to brush her teeth, she immediately corrected: "That's called Bluetooth technology." She is usually bored alone, so she pesters her mother and says, "You can clone another little brother for me."

Finally something happened. One day, leading a home visit, I have to prepare carefully. Just as we were drunk, the leader called my daughter to his side to show his love for his son and said, "Let me ask you three questions. If you get it right, my uncle will win the prize. " The problem of leadership is simple, and the daughter has no trouble. The daughter said, "Uncle, I also ask you three questions. If you do it right, I don't want your reward. " The leader became interested. He looked at my daughter with a smile on his face. I thought my daughter's question might be funny, but I didn't expect her to ask a question that made the leader very sensitive and embarrassed: "Uncle, do you pick up girls, do you get paid, do you take kickbacks?"

My head banged and I saw the leader's face was very ugly. But after all, people have experienced the battlefield, and this kind of scene has also been seen. He smiled and said, "Your father asked me to ask, didn't he? Really smart. "

The leader left, and I sat like a wooden chicken. I understand that I will pay a heavy price for this. I said to my daughter, "Dad is going to have a daily limit." When the words came out, I felt humorous. Ahem! (Source: quoted from Mimi. com)

In the 1970s, the Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications was changed to the General Administration of Telecommunications, which was under the military control of the Ministry of Communications. At that time, there was an X leader in the General Administration who lost his wife in his prime. Later, I introduced a beautiful young XX troupe actor. Soon after they got married, they fell in love with each other. Whenever there was a foreign guest reception task, the husband and wife went together as long as they were allowed. This time, Japan's Minister of International Trade and Industry came to discuss telecommunications. People in the foreign affairs department told me that this time we agreed to communicate in Chinese and English. First, Japanese ministers have good English, and second, temporary Japanese translation has other tasks. Therefore, the two sides decided to communicate in Chinese and English after discussion.

Our X leader was received by his wife. As a country of etiquette, the Japanese saw this beautiful young lady and said happily, "Is this your lady?" Team leader X nodded proudly, and then the Japanese minister blurted out proudly, "Madam is so young and beautiful! Beautiful! How beautiful! " Leader X modestly answered "where, where", but the English translation was "where, where", and the Japanese minister was stunned. ) He had a brainwave and replied, "From head to toe! From head to toe! " Then I added a Japanese sentence "Hello Nishi!" The first two sentences in English translation are translated as "from top to bottom" and the last two sentences are simply translated as "waist is thin!"