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My girlfriend asked me to tell her a story to put her to sleep.

Once upon a time there was a big bear. "Sorry, I have a little trouble. Can I bother you? " Bear asked the little inventor for help.

"Of course, come on, please let me come to my studio. When I look at you, I know what you want! An overweight bear like you must need something to make his journey easier, right? Come, there are ready-made good equipment here! " The little inventor quickly took down a pair of little wings from the wall and tied them to the bear's back. Bell paused for a moment and said nothing. Then, take your step and move on.

Once upon a time there was a big bear. "Sorry, I have a little trouble. Can I bother you? " Bear asked the little inventor for help. "Of course, come on, please let me come to my studio. When I look at you, I know what you want! An overweight bear like you must need something to make his journey easier, right? Come, there are ready-made good equipment here! " The little inventor quickly took down a pair of little wings from the wall and tied them to the bear's back. Bell paused for a moment and said nothing. Then, take your step and move on.

"Hello, I'm in a little trouble. Can I …" Bear sees the little tailor who is making clothes. "Come on, let fast forward, fast forward, you already have such beautiful wings! Oh, how personal and fashionable. However, I think you need a scarf, and it would be better to have these wings! Come, I'll make it up for you. " The little tailor skillfully made a long red scarf around the bear's thick neck. The bear froze for a while, but he wanted to say it but didn't say it. So, it keeps walking in small steps.

"Hello, I'm in a little trouble," said the bear. "Can I ..." "Hello! Oh, I know, I know! Do you want a hat? At first glance, I know that I am missing a hat. " The hat maker shouted and looked around the hat shop. "Come on, let me choose one for you. I know what style it is. Oh, don't say anything Your head needs careful care. I have something here, specially made for you. " The hatter quickly took out a big hat in the shape of a crown from the shelf and put it on the bear's ear. "Oh, oh, oh, no ..." Bear froze for a while, but still didn't say anything. So it nodded, took a small step and walked on. "Hello, sir, I'm in a little trouble. Can I ..." "My friend, do you need to ask this? Anyone who sees you knows what's wrong with you! Come on, come on, swallow this colorful pill. As long as you eat for three days in a row, you will look good. You have a beautiful red face, and anyone will be amazed when they see it. " The doctor stuffed three colored pills into the bear's mouth and a big box of pills into the bear's arms. Bear paused, but still didn't say it. Then, it can only go out with things.

Little bear passed several shops and took a lot of things with him. Who will he meet next?

"Hello, I'm in a little trouble, can I ..." "Hey, Mr. Xiong, don't say such a stranger! I know your life is hard, right? You can't find a place to live tomorrow today, can you? The most important thing for you now is to have some good luck. Seeing you walking around, nothing is more unique. How, shiny lucky Zhui Er suits you! " The peddler took out a necklace with a heavy chain and put it in the palm of Bear's hand. The bear didn't say what he wanted to say, as if people knew he was in trouble without him talking. However, its trouble ... well, how can I put it? ...

The optometrist in the optical shop met Mr. Xiong, and before Mr. Xiong spoke, he said, "You found me right!" " You're welcome, don't worry, I will definitely give you a pair of suitable glasses. "The bear hasn't recovered yet, and the little optometrist has put a pair of red glasses on his face. Alas! I didn't say that. ...

"Hello, I'm in a little trouble. Can I ..." "Hey, Mr. Xiong, why do you talk like we don't know each other? Business is business. We are friends. I never calculate. Friends are my best customers! Come on, come on! " The little proprietress at the door of the grocery store took out a gold jar from the store. "I know Mr. Xiong, you like honey best, right? This is the freshest and most fragrant natural honey. From the best natural pasture in the world. New taste, new feeling, come and have a taste! " The proprietress handed the jar to the bear and disappeared behind the door of the grocery store. The bear is wearing a hat, a pair of glasses, a scarf, a necklace and a jar in his hand ... Alas, no one listens to me to tell my troubles. ...

Teacher Xiong's luck is really great! It goes on until it comes to a shoe store. The clerk in the shoe store held up a dozen high-tower shoe boxes and took out a pair of leather boots. Mr. Xiong must try them on. It says that at first glance, Mr. Xiong is short of boots. Now, it happens to be in the shop! Bears should have a pair of leather boots. So when Mr. Xiong walked out of the shop, he had another pair of shoes on his feet.

The bear came to a hill. He stopped to look at the grassland, Yuan Ye and the city at the foot of the mountain. In this way, it watched for several hours and felt a little tired. Bear takes off little wings, wearing a hat, glasses on his nose, a scarf and a lucky necklace around his neck, and bearskin boots on his feet. It also put down the jar with honey in its hand and the box with colored pills. Then, it gently let out a deep sigh: "Alas ..."

"What's the matter with you?" A small voice asked in its ear. That's a little fly sitting on the grass. It looked curiously into the bear's eyes. "Hey, Xiaofei, forget it. Nobody wants to listen to me." "No, I want to listen, I'm listening! So, what's the matter with you? " "I have a little trouble. I'm particularly afraid of being alone. I don't want to sleep in a dark cave. However, there are no bears or friends I know around here. Who wants to live in the cave with me ... I've been fidgeting all day, and I'm afraid the night will come early. " "Oh, this is really a problem," thought the little fly. "However, since you met me, that would be very easy! As it happens, I am looking for a new house to settle down. It sounds interesting in the bear cave. Well, do you think it's good to count me as a tenant? I can talk to you! " "Ah?" The bear froze for a while and finally said, "Oh, I feel much better now!" " ! It's good to have you with me! "So the little fly sat on the left shoulder of the bear, humming a brisk song. Then, while talking and laughing, they walked in the direction of home. Of course, bring those gifts, too!