Are there any jokes about eggs?

The dining table was full of people. After a while, the leader came in and stood up to say hello. There is a greeting. The young lady next to the party is beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous. Everyone was seated, and someone called "Miss-Cha". Miss hurried forward, a finger, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 3. Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say, "pour the tea (check it backwards)." "Miss looked at it again in a hurry:" Seven, six, five, four, three, two, 1, or seven? " Someone asked, "What do you belong to?" Miss hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog." "Everyone was very angry and shouted," Call your manager! " The manager walked out of the hall, lowered his hand, smiled and asked, "What do you want to tell me? "The leader said," Don't ask more questions. Go and check the age of this young lady. The manager thought for a moment and answered according to his orders: "18 years old, a dog!" " "The leader smiled and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders. The young lady and the manager are at a loss. After three rounds of wine, I served a dish: "Stewed tortoise" is popular, but the rules are not forgotten. Someone pulled the turtle's head with a bamboo stick and said, "lead, lead." The leader looked at the wildly shaken glans penis and was unhappy, but he didn't want to violate the public's happiness, so he said, "Good, good!" Everyone is free. Another flatterer said, "Yes, turtles should have soup!" " ! "The leader was so angry that he almost spit. Finally, the soup was almost finished, and something came out. Someone asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady quickly replied, "What an asshole. "Everyone was surprised:" Leaders eat first, leaders eat first! " This time, the leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck" and was very happy. He called the young lady: "Give it to everyone! "For a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader asked angrily," Why, can't you explain this clearly? " Miss embarrassedly said, "how can I divide seven people into six bastards?" "Hearing this, everyone looked at each other, full of food, hard to swallow.