Very funny two-part allegorical saying

Introduction: Two-part allegorical sayings are people's understanding or satire of a phenomenon in life, so some two-part allegorical sayings have funny effects. The following is my collection of funny two-part allegorical sayings, welcome to read for reference!

Answer: Pick up the gourd and scoop it-you can't control this or that.

Watch under the chopping board-it won't fly.

B: fart under the covers-take it all by yourself.

Pee with your hands behind your back-don't help.

Pull out radishes and plant onions-one crop is hotter than the other.

8-character separation-all zero eggs.

A cotton-padded jacket made of white cloth-both sides are inside (rationality).

Eat chicken in the middle of the night-tear it (think about it).

Cry in the middle of the night-think for a while.

Look at yourself in the mirror-it's boring.

Draw a gourd ladle-copy.

C: It's famous to honk the horn in the toilet.

Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't get it if you have a mouth. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

Peisi Chen eats noodles-it looks strange when he is full, but in fact he is hungry.

There was a piece of paper on the window-it just broke.

D: The blind date in Cyclops-Love at first sight.

Look at the plane with one eye-a glance.

The big girl got into the sedan chair-the first time (the first time).

The flood rushed to the Longwang Temple-one family denied the other.

Illuminate the threshing floor-Illuminate the threshing floor (often).

Burn out the lamp oil-burn out the core (heart)

Honk at the window-it's ringing outside. (provided in the voucher court)

E: My ears are full of fart-without these eight events.

The daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson.

The pancake on February 2 nd-salty (idle) steamed stuffed bun (grinding) (meaning: it's no use talking about it. )

F: fart and hit the heel-smart.

Open the fur coat-load the sheep (example).

The judge hit his father-business is business.

G: The light shines on the running broker-conspicuous.

Widows celebrate the New Year-it's hard.

Widows sleep.-there's no one up there.

Anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified.

Growing sesame seeds in the corn field is uneven.

A rolling pin blows fire-I know nothing about it.

The father-in-law crossed the river with his daughter-in-law.

You don't need to whip the carriage-kiss up.

Bow across the river-thank you (grateful) but.

Dog skin socks-anyway.

A dog bit Lv Dongbin-he doesn't know how to love others.

Dogs take mice-mind your own business.

Dogs eat wheat seedlings-pretending to be sheep (foreign countries).

H: Weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

Weasel camel-not dead, but dead.

The weasel pulled a long fritter-Mao Zheng matched the color.

Sesame grows in soybean fields.

The locomotive is belching white gas.

Tie a chicken feather to the matchstick-it's small enough to dust off.

Blow the light and leave a gap-leave the door open.

Selling hoods in the river (a leaky spoon made of bamboo)-turtle weaving (meaning lying).

Henan to Hebei-two provinces (meaning two economies).

J: Never leave a pregnant baby in your account (the son brought by your daughter-in-law)-it doesn't look pleasing to the eye and you don't want to lose it.

Look at the stars-blind as a bat.

K: Fart in the crotch-two forks.

Sprinkle fertilizer in your crotch-pull (fat) (lazy) eggs

There's sand in your crotch.-Fuck (sorry).

Confucius moved-net (all) books (lost)

A dog is gnawing at a bone and humming a song.

Knock on the head and fart-how evil it is to find good (do good) and not do it.

L: The mouse is in the bellows-both ends are angry.

The mouse pulls the handle-the big head is at the back. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

The old turtle eats by weight.

The old man walked on the wooden bridge-sad.

The old cow fell into the well-it was too strong to climb.

The old lady's foot wrap-it's smelly and long.

The old lady chews chicken feet-it's hard to chew and swallow.

The old lady buys persimmons-just pick them up and pinch them.

The old lady whistled-her mouth wouldn't open.

Laozi's concubinage is an obstacle (to finding a lover)-a nest of indecent.

The old monk's hat-flat but not sloppy (meaning no progress in doing anything).

The coal puller is as idle as a dog eating dry food.

Deaf ears-accessories.

The pot turns over (also called pot waist)-it's all a circle.

On the tree-lack of money.

Dig yam in the grass grave-I don't understand the root of that man's ball (meaning I don't know anything).

A lazy toad crosses the threshold-it will hurt his face. (provided by autumn rain break)

Dead wood as a memorial tablet-this is not serious material.

Two cents for vinegar-poor man.

Two wives have four (yes) doors to * * *.

Donkey dung eggs-hairy outside (beautiful outside, not beautiful inside).

Warm up (in the wild)-it's very hot.

Carpenters make clips-they deserve it.

Tofu with a ponytail-I can't lift it (I can't afford it).

The wasp stung the donkey ball-collecting guy.

The ant peed on the book-a few words are wet (solid).

The blindfolded donkey is spinning in the same place.

Donkey in the mill.-Turn around.

Cross the river by feeling the stones-try to figure it out.

The sacks are filled with straw-straw bags.

The stone in the pit-smelly and hard.

Flowers in the toilet-no fragrance.

N: Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

Son-in-law and mother-in-law sleep-each according to his conscience.

Give a cow's hoof-it means you have big horns (feet).

A man and a woman are close.

O: Fried bean sprouts with shredded lotus root.

Policeman: There is a knife behind * * *.

* * * Press the zipper to open the back door.

Q: Hang a curtain on the wall-no way.

Draw a grasshopper on the wall-you can't jump.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

The earthworm on the bamboo pole-the waist pole is not hard.

Grasshopper after autumn-can't jump for a few days. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

Lame * * *-inclined door.

R: Meat buns hit dogs-never come back.

Bathing in broth.-boring.

Spent a long time in the toilet-no smell. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

S: Gauze wipe * * *-Missed a hand (showing off).

Riding a donkey up the hill-one step behind, one step behind.

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

A sorghum in ten acres of land-an only seedling.

The real (cold) winter was born in the twelfth lunar month-freezing hands and feet.

White flour on wet hands-continuous shooting can't even photograph it.

The Monkey King is pregnant-a monkey with a full stomach.

Hang lanterns to collect wheat and thresh-according to Tian (Chang).

Dung beetles climbed to the edge of the thatched vat (cesspool)-not far from the dung (death).

Dung beetles climbed up the railing-harder than your cover.

Dung beetles climbed to the tip of the whip-leisurely (meaning trouble).

Dung beetles climbs on the coal pile-it won't show your little black face.

Dung beetles climbed into the basin-you rolled your eyes.

The dung beetle crawled under the light bulb-dark and bright.

Dung beetles sneezes-his mouth is full of shit.

Dung beetles moved.-Fuck off.

Dung beetles eat seeds-dung (dead) mouth sticks to teeth.

T: the earth god farts-domineering.

Rub dirty (clods) * * *-both heads are not lost.

Baldy wipe (hat off)-head (first meaning) clear (name).

A bug on a bald man's head.-obviously.

Bald men's hair-very little.

The bald man put oil on his head-it's slippery.

Bald house sparrow.-Who do you think you are?

Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.

Take off your pants and fart-one more thing.

Shave your head with a load-your head is hot.

Seek a beautiful daughter-in-law who comes once in a hundred years. (provided in the voucher court)

Tie a big gong on your calf-it will ring there when you go there.

Spread the batter in your crotch-not shit (death) but shit (death).

W: My nephew plays lanterns-take care of my uncle.

A machete cuts vegetables at the spoon-it fits.

A crooked mule sells a donkey at a price-it's a lip service loss.

The tortoise looked at the mung bean-yes.

X: Bears (* * *) beat (make) bean jelly-meat thorn (which means an idiotic person).

The little fat girl rides a thin donkey-it fits her well.

Onion mixed with tofu-clear and white.

Children * * *-frost resistance (not afraid of cold).

Xiao Mo farted when he caught (the dwarf)-humbled.

Xiao Mo found (a dwarf) riding a camel-in a dilemma.

A blind man lights a lamp-it's a waste of wax.

The blind man walks with crutches.

The blind watch the play-listen.

The blind man visits his father-in-law-the blind man doesn't know Mount Tai.

What the blind are looking for-groping.

The blind man looks in the mirror-he doesn't know what he looks like.

Beat my wife in the rain-I'm free anyway.

It's raining in the yard-it's raining (called wheels in the local dialect).

Watermelon skin rub * * *-smooth.

Y: Beat the corn flour into a paste-it won't stick to the board.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they can't say anything.

The dumb eat jiaozi-they know it.

One person throws the ball and everyone watches-public opinion. (provided in the voucher court)

Buy a toad skin for a penny-expensive and cheap are not goods.

Make a cheongsam out of coarse cloth-that's not material.

Z: Sesame bug (a kind of bug on sesame stem) crawls to the foot surface-it doesn't bite you.

Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Pig eight quit to throw a mirror-afraid to show his ugliness.

Pig eight quit to plow the field-arch with his mouth (meaning to do things only by his mouth).

This pig has green onions in its nose. It wants to be an elephant.

Cut the jujube pit into boards (cut the jujube pit into boards with a saw)-there are no two saws (sentences).

The fifteenth day of the first month, half a month late.

Blindly winning the first prize-shame.

Sleeping on a pole-open-minded.

Grease the needle tip-it's sharp and slippery.

Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve.

Pour the beans into a bamboo tube-go straight ahead.

Needle to Wang Mai-Needle to Maimang.

Zhang Er monk-scratching his head.

Shovel handle of grocery store-single.

Set the tone by plane-high-profile.

I dream of marrying a wife-only thinking about the good side.

Put an oil bottle in your mouth-a glib mouth.

Hide the knife in your mouth-it hurts when you export it.

Tamp (dump) coal (mildew) into the coal kiln with a stick.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-some people are willing to hit others.

Plant crops that have not emerged-not good seeds.

I have a stick in my eye-how can I pick a thorn in someone else's eye?

Stand by and pee by the river and go with the flow.