Please look for a sketch about Tokue drinking seven glasses of milk in a row

Goat milk commercial

Director: Now the heroine is in place.

Heroine, for today’s commercial, you are only responsible for speaking. The only line is: If you want to be thoughtful, drink more Camel brand goat milk.

Zhou Tao: OK!

Director: Attention, all units! The heroine is already in place, now let’s invite our hero to appear.

Dejiang: (entering the stage, looking like a Shanghai beach) and even fell down!

Director: Leading actor, slow down! Today we are going to shoot a commercial for "Camel Brand Goat Milk". You don't have many lines. You are mainly responsible for drinking the goat milk. After drinking it, you say: "Drink it!" yeah!

Dejiang: Yes! good! Milk has been my favorite drink since I was a child, and now goat milk is also good!

Director: Then let’s get started! Attention all units, "Are you ready?"

Dejiang: What the hell?

Director: Oh, the big names nowadays are just different and they can't understand our traditional accent. Audience friends, please lend me your glasses. (Interacting with the audience, after putting on my glasses, I feel so dizzy! Wow, learn the Cantonese accent, so many friends are here today? There weren’t that many just now, but why are there so many all of a sudden. Well, it’s fashionable now )

Director: "Are you ready?"

De Jiang: What the hell

Director: Are you ready?

Dejiang: Are you ready to speak Mandarin directly? Also, what are you talking about!

Director: This is British Mandarin! alright! alright! Let's get started!

Dejiang: OK!

Director: All units prepare! start!

Dejiang: (drink the whole glass) (add some movement, wipe his mouth) Drink well! yeah!

Zhou Tao: If you want to be thoughtful, drink more Camel brand goat milk.

Director: OK! success!

Dejiang: OK! Finished! Director, then, you can get the labor fee!

Director: Oh! This won't work!

Dejiang: Why? Director, didn’t we agree before? After filming this series, we will pay labor fees. Why don't you keep your word?

Director: Protagonist, don’t worry. Listen to what I have to say to you! It was an audition just now. You know about auditions, right?

Dejiang: Ah! Audition

Director: Generally, international blockbusters require trial shooting, and they need to be filmed! What we just did was an audition to see if you really have the demeanor of a "big shot". Now that we think it's good, we'll start the official performance right away!

Dejiang: Oh! Oh well! Let’s get started!

Director: Then let’s get started! All units are attentive and all units are preparing. Are the actors ready?

Dejiang: Alright!

Director: All units prepare! start!

Dejiang: (Drank the whole glass) Just after finishing the drink (Zhou Tao said immediately)

Zhou Tao: If you want to be thoughtful, drink more Camel brand goat milk.

Director: No! wrong!

Zhou Tao: Director, what’s wrong? Didn't you tell me to say, "If you want to be smart, drink more Camel brand goat milk"?

Director: No, you stole the line! Heroine, listen up! You have to wait until he finishes drinking and says, "It tasted great! Yeah!" before you say your lines.

Zhou Tao: Sorry, director, let’s do it again. I promise not to steal my lines!

Dejiang: One more time?

Director: Yes! Do it again! All units are prepared.

Dejiang: Please be careful this time and don’t steal your lines.

Zhou Tao: OK! I promise not to steal my lines! Let's have a good time!

Dejiang: Yes! Let's strive for success!

Director: Attention, all units! Power on (say it quickly)!

Dejiang: What kind of machine?

Director: It means the beginning!

Dejiang: Oh! Just start right away!

Director: All units prepare! start!

Dejiang: (drank the whole glass) Fight the pavilion!

Zhou Tao: Director, director! He blocked it! He blocked it!

Director: How could you break the barrier! How could this be?

De Jiang: Director, who can bear to drink a whole glass like this? One or two glasses!

Director: You can’t stand it, right? Then don’t take labor fees! You stop taking pictures! We won't pay the labor fee.

De Jiang: No, no! That’s great! I won’t fight anymore!

Director: This is the right place! The labor fee will be paid to the land! But you must not hit the ground!

Dejiang: I’m really sorry! sorry! director! Here we go again!

Director: Okay! Do it again!

Dejiang: If the director doesn’t let her come to drink, I’ll be responsible for it! I share half of the performance fee with her.

Zhou Tao: I’ll drink it! No, I want all the performance fees! I get all the performance fees before I drink!

Dejiang: No need! No! I'd better drink it! Director, let's do it again. Let's have a good time! Strive for success every time! You won’t grab your lines anymore! I won’t fight anymore! Strive for success every time!

Director: OK! Strive for success every time!

Dejiang: Director! Can I act standing up? Already had three drinks!

Director: No, no, no! That won't work! ?You are a big shot! You definitely have to take care of the lens! How can you act standing up? You should act sitting down!

Dejiang: Okay then! We concentrate on acting! Strive for success every time!

Director: Then let’s get started!

Every unit prepares, Action

Dejiang: What’s your intention?

Director: It’s time to start!

Dejiang: Oh! good! good! start!

Director: All units prepare! start!

Dejiang: (drank the whole glass) It’s delicious! yeah!

Zhou Tao: If you want to be careless, drink more Sheep Brand camel milk.

Dejiang: Yeah! success!

Zhou Tao: Yes! Success! (The two shake hands)

Dejiang: Director! It’s time to give me my labor fee!

Director: How did you succeed? (referring to Zhou Tao) What did you just say?

Zhou Tao: What did I say

Director: Repeat what you just said

Zhou Tao: If you want to be careless, drink more Sheep Brand camel milk point.

Director: Have you ever drank camel milk?

Zhou Tao: Oh! Director, I'm sorry! Let's do it again, this time we strive for success! Hero, please have one more drink! sorry!

Dejiang: Okay then! Do it again! Director, can I act standing up?

Director: No! You can't stand. Keep drinking!

Dejiang: Okay! You won’t grab the words this time either! I won’t fight anymore! You didn’t say anything wrong either! Here we go again!

Director: OK! Attention all units! light! Audio! Get in position!

Get ready! Power on!

Dejiang: I haven’t finished the whole glass yet.

Zhou Tao: If you want to be thoughtful, drink more Camel brand goat milk.

De Jiang: Spray milk!

Director: You two! You have to wait until he finishes drinking before you talk.

Zhou Tao: Director, I’m sorry. I was thinking about that line so much that I didn't notice whether he had finished drinking or not. sorry!

Director: And you, why are you vomiting?

Aren’t you wasting milk?

Dejiang: Director, I really can’t drink anymore! I couldn't drink any more while sitting there. There will be another beer commercial when I stay!

Zhou Tao: Sorry, hero, please have another drink. Do it again.

Dejiang: What are you talking about?

Director: What about you? Do you still want to change someone?

Dejiang: I didn’t think so!

Director: I don’t think you have the courage either.

De Jiang: Don’t dare.

Director: If you want to change the heroine, you won’t get a penny in labor fees.

Dejiang: Yes, yes!

Director: Do you know who she is?

Dejiang: I don’t know!

Director: She is the daughter of the director of the Camel goat milk factory!

Dejiang: Oh! No wonder you are so white! Factory director’s daughter, please just concentrate on it and let’s try to succeed once and for all, okay? You also know that this goat milk is delicious, but drinking so much at one time is not easy! Please!

Zhou Tao: OK, OK! I'll be more cooperative this time!

Director: OK! Here we go again! We’ve all drunk to this extent, and no one can drink it while sitting down (come and let’s fill it up again)

De Jiang: Pour less! Pour less! good!

Director: OK! Are you ready?

Dejiang: Ready!

Director: All units are ready, all units are in place! Power on!

De Jiang: One cup and one sip. Said: It tastes good! yeah!

Director: How could you do this! If you take a sip from a cup, who knows if it tastes good or not? It tastes good, yeah!

Dejie: ??I really have to drink it all! Director, I said I would stay for a while and there would be a beer commercial!

Director: There will be a few mineral water ads while you are here, now you have to drink this goat milk!

Dejiang: OK! good! Then do it again!

Director: Look at you, you have to fill it up again. You can't move, it must be full!

Dejiang: Director, please pour less!

Director: Attention, all units! light! Audio! Videography! Get ready~~~~~~~ Turn on the~~~~~ machine!

Tokue: (drank the whole glass) fell down (sitting on the chair, turning over)

Director: Turn on the camera! If you don’t want to be short-sighted,

Director, Zhou Tao: People like "Camel Brand Goat Milk" should drink more!

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