Who has a funny joke? Not too long. Thank you.

& The editor asked for a martial arts novel, which should not only involve the three martial arts schools, but also have love and hate, and also have the flavor of the outbreak of Jianghu wars. The next day, a strong man handed in the manuscript, the whole cross: bald donkey! How dare you rob a teacher by being original!

& One day, the underworld boss asked you: 1+ 1 What is it? You hesitated for a long time in doubt and said: equal to 2. The boss took out his gun and banged you. The boss blew a cigarette at the gun and said, you know too much.

& In the restaurant, the woman: "Are you going to marry me or not?" The man was silent. Woman: "Don't think that nobody wants me. If I get angry, I'll find someone to marry here right away! " "The waiter came over and said," Miss, you scared away all the guests in our shop.

& I saw you running a red light yesterday and was stopped by the traffic police and fined. You growled, "If you don't punish others, punish me. Am I ugly? " The traffic police looked at you for a while and said seriously, "I know you still ask?"

& When a man got married, he swore to God that he would be faithful to his marriage, but soon after marriage, he cheated on him. After a few days, he found that there was no retribution, and he forgot. It was not until one day that he was caught in a storm while sailing by boat that he suddenly realized that it was God's punishment, so he quickly knelt down and prayed, "Please forgive me for other innocent people." At this moment, I only heard a deep voice in the sky: "Do you think I have been idle these years? Can I easily fill this boat with people? "

Ghosts appear again tonight, and they wander around. They listened to my call and quietly came to you. Pale face, green eyes, dry hands touching your face, gently say to you: If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. ...

& I really admire you. Your life is so wise. Although the competition between people and cars in this world is fierce and the financial turmoil is more dangerous for everyone, you still say calmly: just be a puppy.

& Komatsu: How will your parents treat you if you fail in the exam?

Xiaoming: below 80 points are women's singles, below 70 points are men's singles, and below 60 points are mixed doubles!

& I had a dream last night: during the Iraq war, a shell fell to the ground. I went to check and found you standing there, your clothes torn and your face dark. You said to me with tears in your eyes: Is it worth shelling a radish?

& Big Brother got a long knife and put it at home. Whenever the eldest sister-in-law loses her temper, the eldest brother always brushes it aside without saying a word. The eldest sister-in-law turns pale with fear, and a civil war ends before it begins. I can't help asking my eldest brother, "Sister-in-law is afraid that you will kill her?" Big brother proudly said, "No, she's afraid I'll commit suicide."