Super funny slip of the tongue joke

1. Just now, the office MM asked me why another MM can play games with the S player on her machine. Answer, maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Answer, what's good for me? MM said, "I'll let you play for a while at most." After 0.0 1 s, there was no one on the table or chair, except that MM ... (I don't know why everyone went underground to look for a pen). There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked: What if I lose? Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes. . . . . 3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said, I don't care if you sleep! She said angrily: I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? "She replied," please help me! "... 4. One day, the school was cleaned. PLMM clean the window. Because the window is higher. So stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped. I was passing by. . MM shouted "Wipe under me". I'm scared. Ask where? MM said, "I'm down here. Please help me clean up." The whole class burst into laughter. . . MM even blushed. . . I used to make models in groups in school class. I'm the team leader. One day, I took the drawing and asked a MM in the same group when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the workshop recently. Two heads spread out and said to me, I want to make it for you, too. I don't have that much time. See if I can make it for you tonight. The two boys next to them slammed down the papers and rushed out of the factory, clutching their mouths ... 6. There is a plmm in my department, and I want to take her to do an experiment and make an appointment to do it after work. . . I forgot to surf the internet in the afternoon, and suddenly I received a short message from mm when I got off work: Do you want to do it or not? My face was blank and my heart was pounding. . . Q: What should I do? Mm said loudly: let's do it, hurry up. . . I'm in a hurry! After a while, everyone was quiet, and then they laughed wildly. . . 8. When I was an intern in metalworking at the university, my tutor said that boys and girls should cooperate, and everyone fainted in the same bed as XX in ............ When I was doing my homework, the two girls on the bed next to me were really funny, because the boys didn't fix the parts properly, so the girls said loudly and unhappily, please put that cylinder away, I can't fit it here! 9. I even took off my coat at work, saying that I was cold once and didn't take it off. Next to a mm said, put on your clothes, I don't even know you. Sweat ... 10. pour coke, MM's hand is shaking, and pour coke out of the cup. GG asked, why is it flowing everywhere? MM said helplessly, "But I have caught it. 1 1. One day, I went to Hangzhou to play with mm, looked at the release pond in front of Jingsi Temple, and saw turtles swimming in the pond with only their heads above the water. Lovely mm shouted excitedly: "wow ~ many civilized terms!" ! ！” I fainted on the spot with a smile ... mm blushed immediately ... 12. There is a chicken in someone's signature file somewhere. On a certain day, a certain mm posted: Your * * * * is so cute. 0 13. What happened in junior high school: When class was over, a group of us were telling jokes. Of course, this is an old joke: "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ..." Then I stopped talking and asked, "What's next?" I said, "Down there? The next ... is gone ... "Everyone laughed. A minute later, the same MM asked, "Why is it gone? "I:" ... "14. I once talked about cooking in the dormitory, and my brother's GF was there. We say that young men usually cook now, but little girls can't. That MM said, "I can cook, I can cook chicken!" " "Everyone snickered. MM didn't know what it meant, so she said confidently, "I can really cook a chicken!" " ".Everyone couldn't help rushing out the door. MM chased the door and stood in the corridor shouting," I just know how to roast chicken! " "Everyone was frightened and fled everywhere. 15. When I was an undergraduate, before the computer internship, MM, who was in charge of managing the computer room, asked our teacher (male) to borrow a screwdriver to disassemble a machine (in another room). As a result, when we got on the computer, she stood at the door of the computer room and shouted at my teacher, "Teacher! You really can't do that! " Everybody turn to ~ ~17. Also, there is a sports meeting at school, and mm people sit on the grass and watch it. At this time, a gg kindly borrowed a sun umbrella. A mm was overjoyed when she saw it: "Come, stick it behind me, stick it behind me! ! "Seeing gg's face was different, I changed my mind:" Put the sun umbrella behind me! ! "Zhongdao ... 18. Once my MM and I and two friends (a pair) drove to other places. This is a long journey. . . When I came back, my MM and I sat in the back. Because I didn't sleep much the night before, I wanted to shout for a while on the road, so I leaned on MM for a while and woke up refreshed ~! Unexpectedly, MM was tired and said, "I was slept by you, and now it's your turn to let me sleep." In front of me, my friend stopped at once, opened the door, flashed and burst into laughter. . . . ? I really don't know what to say ~~MM and my eyes are too big to react ~ ~! 19. One day, I took my new laptop to work, and a beautiful colleague came to admire the machine. After watching the machine, I looked at the computer bag, and then suddenly said the second strongest joke in history: "Your civilized language is so soft!" " "Why is the second best? Because when I was shocked and dumbfounded, she told the strongest joke in history: "Let me open it. " ! Immediately vomited blood for several liters, unconscious. 20. Think of a past event. In junior high school, a BT in the class gave an innocent and pure girl an H riddle. The riddle is "wedding night-beating famous historical figures" and the answer is "Charles I". Of course, the little girl couldn't guess, so BT laughed hysterically and proudly announced the answer. Unexpectedly ... the little girl chased BT and asked, "Why Charles I? Why? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand! "BT was badly beaten. From then on, he was as afraid of the little girl as snakes and scorpions, and never dared to tell H's story in front of her again. ...