Funny, short and funny jokes

1, friends, there is a problem that has been bothering me. My boss gave me a job. Why should I be paid? What does he want?

Don't disturb me when playing games. This is not between you and me. It's about what four teammates think of my mother.

3, why delicious things, fried chicken barbecue carbonated drinks are not good for the body; Comfortable posture, lying cross-legged on the cross-legged sofa is also bad for your health; Am I not feeling well?

Even if you die, relatives and friends will get together to discuss during the Chinese New Year: even if you die, you won't stay. This is the end of not getting married!

Pay a deposit next time you fall in love, or sign a contract and fill in your parents' names and phone numbers, otherwise it is not a good idea to be cheated all the time.

6. Does anyone want to propose together today? There is a new temple called KFC Crazy Week Temple.

7. I am very tired when I come home from work every day. Only when I hear my son call me dad can I get rid of my tiredness, but I have no children, so would anyone like to call me dad by voice?

8. There are no boyfriends in this world. If there are too many people, I will lose them.

9. I want to secretly date, secretly fall in love, secretly get engaged, secretly get married, secretly have children, secretly have friends, and surprise all of you. If you are afraid, introduce me to someone!

10, statement: As I can't accept my present age, I decided to reduce my age by 8 without authorization from today, which is well known.