Chasing girls' humorous sentences

1, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

I don't think you are suitable for falling in love and getting married.

I am waiting to meet you here, with my happiness along the way.

5, without the romance of movies and TV series, I dare not promise you three lives, just want to give you two halls and three rooms.

6. You are the light of so many people. After all, I'm not the only one for you.

7. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world, because I am the first happiest person.

8. An inexplicable pain gripped my heart.

9. If you bother me, marry me if you bother me again.

10, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.

1 1, I can't let you go, and I can't bear to let you live alone in another city.

12, I'm really stupid! I can do nothing but like you.

13, I don't know what to say, but I can't live without you.

14, thank you for your smile, which confused my youth.

15, I no longer complain about life, I want to hug you.

16, the first time I saw you, I was fascinated by you. Intellectuals said it was love at first sight.

17, I am not alone in the noisy city, because I have your company.

18, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

19, I can only believe that this pain in my heart will gradually fade away one day.

20. I have heard that my young lady is a good housekeeper, and I want to hear more about her in the rest of my life.

2 1, even the beautiful spring breeze can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

22. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!

23. In fact, I felt that I was in love with him several times.

24, look at your bones, is a good material to fall in love with me.

25. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

26, I think I am a playboy! Because I like every look of you.

Hold my hand, even if you walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

28. With you, I won't envy anyone.

29. I spent all my luck meeting you, and I never had a chance to choose multiple-choice questions again.

I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe.

3 1, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

32. Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?

You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

34. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

35. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.

36. I didn't know until today that I drifted because I was close to you.

Whether you are crying or lazy, I like you.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

39. It was a rabbit the day before yesterday and a deer yesterday. Today, it is you.

When I met you, I met love.

4 1 is unique. How can we not cherish it?

42. You are so cute, you must have stolen many people's spring.

43. I will love you for a long time, forever.

44. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

45. I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can.

46. I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

47. Leaning on your shoulders is like having your whole world.

48. You spent the first half of your life without my company. Let me spend the second half with you.

49. I want to travel around the world, and you are my world, right beside you.

50. I have only been drunk once, but I want to be drunk in your heart all my life.

5 1, you know, holding this line in your hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

52. What else will you consider for a graceful man like me?

Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

55. I can't even walk well. You are a pig. I will hold your hand!

I don't seem to know what love is, but when I met you, I knew everything.

57. Do you want to sleep with me so much?

58. I want to have three meals for two in one room with you in the future.

59. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

60. People like you have nothing to talk about with you except love.

6 1, I love you for being sick, and the doctor said it was terminal.

62. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

63. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

64. My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

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A humorous sentence of chasing girls: as long as you are in this life.

1, you brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

I hope that one day, we will have the same home.

My dream is simple: sunshine, air, freedom and you.

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

5, the hidden pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I don't want to see you look up so far and endure the injury, I stopped chasing the wind, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you, I am willing to do it for you.

Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

7. I am not myself, because I miss you.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

9, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

10, I haven't seen you all day. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you for two days. I'm on pins and needles. I haven't seen you for three days, and the Yellow River is flooding. I haven't seen you for four days, and my beard has been growing. I haven't seen you for five days, and I am utterly confused. I haven't seen you for six days, and I miss you very much. Dear, it's sunny on July 7th. Let's meet.

1 1, your vines, my saplings, linger around; You fly sand, I walk stone, the sky flutters; Your remote control and my TV set are wonderful again and again, dear, if we help each other, our life will be better.

12, you are the feeling I can't say in my life, and I can't help you.

13, angry with you, teasing you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

You are the most important existence in my life, just as water is to fish.

15, I would like to raise the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to keep that moment forever for my pet. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.

16, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you.

17, it is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!

18, you are the most important person to me. Because of you, life is wonderful.

19, looking for you in the crowd is like shoveling all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.

20. I look at your face with my eyes, smell your smell with my nose, and listen to your voice with my ears, but you are not in my mind, because you have been imprinted in my heart forever.

2 1, because of you, I have become full of vitality; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

22. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

23. You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me.

24. Recall the details and taste happiness; Dating you, unrequited love to confession; I care about you and you care about me? Those who love you and your heart, I want to have both; When wrinkles fill my eyes, when I am too old to speak, I will accompany you to watch the sunset.

25. The Dance Academy said that I only want to be with you in my life. If there is an afterlife, I still want you.

I love you, from now on and forever.

1, you are the only one for me, and nothing is more important than you.

I want to be with you and see your happiness, so I will live my life without regrets until death do us part.

3. No matter how hard life is, no matter how busy work is, it is sweet to have you.

Although life is not eternal, my love for you is eternal.

No matter how many years later, I still only love you, whether poor or rich, whether old or young.

6. Because of you, all the years have become beautiful and moving. Because of you, the song of life will last forever.

7. Life is so strange that I meet you and fall in love with you.

8, for you, I have no way, always want to be good to you, for a lifetime.

9. You are my deepest secret and my favorite person.

10, I don't expect anything, I just want to walk with you for the rest of my life.

Humorous sentence of chasing girls three times: weak water only takes a spoonful from you.

1, what I see is as important to you as my life.

2, weak water 3,000 only takes you a spoonful; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; You are enough in this life.

No matter how busy life is, you are also the driving force.

If I can be together in this life, I will try my best to love you. If there is an afterlife, I can recognize you at a glance.

5, spring blossoms, but the warmth of love is chilling; No matter how soft the spring breeze is, it is also softer than the yearning for love; No matter how fine the spring rain is, it is not as fine as the care of love; No matter how the spring thunder rings, it can't ring the oath of love: love you forever until ten thousand years!

6, fleeting, tepid; People around you are on and off; Wandering heart, do not want to wander, just want to stay in your love, give you a lifetime of happiness, eternal happiness and sweetness.

7. My family name is me, my first name loves you, my word misses you, my first name loves you, my scientific name loves you, my nickname misses you, my pen name dreams of you, my first name knows you, my nickname chases you, and my fame soars on you. Actually, my real name is teasing you! Ha ha!

8. When I met you, I knew I had met true love.

Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your concern and consideration for me are melted in my blood and always turn into happy cells when I am upset and depressed.

10, I think nothing but you; I love nothing but you; I can do nothing but marry you; Marry me, dear, you are the only one for me!

1 1. How much I love you, there is how bright in the sky.

12, I have always loved you and will never change. Even if time changes, even if the years pass, even if the stars change, my good feeling for you will only deepen rather than decrease. I love you forever!

13, at night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependent, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and never forget every minute.

14, I will miss you forever, love you forever and spoil you forever.

15, I dare not stop loving you for a minute.

Chasing girls' humorous messages

First, my dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

Many people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to be hit.

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Fourth, there are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

Five, master, you wait, the old woman is going to be married by the Buddha!

6. You look very creative. A smile made us all lose our heads.

Seven, love and gambling, red eye is the gambling organ.

Eight, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read them!

The highest state of falsehood is that when you see it again, you no longer believe it is true.

10. Philosopher's love is a discussion topic, writer's love is a composition topic, mathematician's love is a calculation topic, politician's love is a judgment topic, ordinary people's love is a filling topic, and boring life is full of love.

1 1. Reading today, I was depressed to see that Emperor Kangxi became the king of a country at the age of 23. But when I saw that the Tongzhi emperor was 23 years old and had died for four years, my heart was balanced.

Twelve, the reason why men are fat and women are thin: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

Thirteen, buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

14. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

15. Does it still hurt to see a dime? Throw it directly to the begging buddy next to him and make him depressed …

Sixteen, if there were not too many liars, I would have sold my kidney!

Seventeen, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Eighteen, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

Nineteen, buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.

Look, don't kill yourself when you see me!

Twenty-one, the sky has not collapsed on my head, so why bother, work hard, starve your body and skin!

22. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, which only appear when eating.

Twenty-three, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

Twenty-four, writers despise network literature very much, so they all act as pornographic network writers and take the road of saving the country by curve.

Twenty-five, love is just one word, I didn't do it once!

Twenty-six, wash your face, only wash your cheeks, brush your teeth and brush your front teeth.

27. If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

28. If there are no perverts in the world, is beauty still valuable?

Twenty-nine, the crowd looked for him, looked up and saw him flying in the sky ... a bird man!

Thirty, joking with a sister in the private room, saying that I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

Thirty-one, gender: bitch

32. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water, and your right brain is full of flour. If you don't move, everything is paste.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever. ...

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

Thirty-five, men can live and sows can climb trees.

I really envy you for having such a successful father at such a young age.

Chasing girl humor

Chasing girls' humorous sentences

1: When you see this sentence, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev 2: I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Chasing girls' humorous sentences

0 1 1. It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree; If not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent. 2.m: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Woman: You. ...

I heard that your mobile phone has no sentence function, so I sent this sentence to do the experiment. If you receive it, confirm that it has a sentence function, not my sentence, please reply to me: I have it, it's yours!

4. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

7. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to tell you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

Chasing girl humor

028. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you so much, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything? 9. You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

10. I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

1 1. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

12. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

13. It's been a long time since I received your message. I feel very distressed. I thought of death. I cut the pulse with potato chips. I was hit on the head by tofu. I jumped from a building with a parachute and hanged myself with noodles. You can invite me to dinner and die.

14. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

Pursuing girls' humorous sentences

03 15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry. 16. There is a conspicuous big wooden sign hanging behind a van, which reads: "This car is always with you. Please be careful! "

17. This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you said to the coach, "I think, is that enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

18. Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

19. Pigs can't talk, but only hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

20. I heard that your mobile phone has no sentence function, so I sent this sentence to test it. If you receive it, confirm that it has a sentence function, not my sentence, please reply to me: I have it, it's yours!

2 1. A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on your ass!

22. It's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs, and beat my back, and then slept with me, as if I hated the old society, and my hands were full of bitter tears!

23. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you!