Send lipstick jokes

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

3. When I am in a bad mood, I will make harassing calls to others in the middle of the night to wake them up and I will sleep.

When I was at home, I still had a fever and insisted on surfing the Internet. When I was at school, I thought it was terminal cancer when I sneezed.

For the first time in my life, I went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

6. Yang Guo: "Auntie, what am I in your heart?" Little dragon girl: "You are the first brother in my heart."

7. I don't answer every second for a reason. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.

8. I think people should keep a proper sense of distance, especially people I hate. It is suggested that yin and yang should be separated.

9. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

10, try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

1 1. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

12, life is about a vigorous love and a trip that I left, as if I didn't want money!

13, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and there is not a day suitable for going to work in the long years.

14, good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and heaven will cycle. Look up if you don't believe me! Do the clouds in the sky look like the hundred dollars you owe me?