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Four short stories about philosophy of life
(1) A doctor was assigned to a research institute and became the person with the highest academic qualifications. One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing. He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about? After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet. The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond. When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water. What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students! After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated? Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to work. What should I do? Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't. The doctor fell into the water with a bang. Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?" The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "
Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team.
(2) Three people are going to be put in prison for three years, and the warden gives each of them a request. Americans love to smoke cigars and asked for three boxes of cigars. The French are the most romantic and want to be accompanied by beautiful women. The Jew said he wanted a telephone to communicate with the outside world. Three years later, the first person who rushed out was an American, with a cigar in his mouth and shouting, "Give me a fire, give me a fire!" " "It turned out that he forgot to make a fire. Then the French came. I saw a child in his hand, a beautiful woman holding a child in her hand and a third one in her belly. Finally, the Jews came out. He held the warden's hand tightly and said, "I have been in contact with the outside world every day for three years." My business has not stopped, but has increased by 200%. To express my gratitude, I want to send you an old Schleswig! "
This story tells us that what kind of choice determines what kind of life. Today's life is determined by our choices three years ago, and today's choices will determine our life three years later. We should choose to get in touch with the latest information and understand the latest trends, so as to create our own future better.
Two men met a big tiger in the forest. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from the back and put them on. B was so anxious that he scolded, "What are you doing? Changing shoes can't beat the tiger! " A said, "I just want to run faster than you."
2 1 century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. In life, when the crisis comes, are we ready for running shoes?
(4) Father and son live in the mountains and drive ox carts down the mountain to sell firewood every day. The old father is more experienced, driving in the town, the mountain road is rugged and curved, and the son has a good eye. He always reminds him when he wants to turn: "Dad, turn!" Once my father didn't go down the mountain because of illness, and my son drove alone. At the corner, the cow refused to turn, so the son tried every means to get out of the car and push and pull, lured by grass, and the cow did not move. What the hell is going on? My son is puzzled. In the end, there is only one way. He looked around to see that no one was there. He leaned close to the cow's ear and shouted, "Dad, turn!" " "Cow responded, moved.
Cows live by conditioned reflex, while people live by habit. A successful person knows how to cultivate good habits instead of bad ones. When more good habits are accumulated, there will naturally be a good life.
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Two short stories, the truth, 100 words.
The truth of short stories 100 words (1):
feel thankful
Beggar: "Can you give me one hundred dollars? 」
Passerby: "I only have eighty dollars. 」
Beggar: "Then you owe me twenty dollars."
Truth: Some people always feel that God owes them. They always think that God has not given them enough or good enough, and greed has replaced gratitude.
The truth of short stories 100 words (2):
key
There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. Characteristics of successful people
The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.
Die-hard personality asked: "Why can't I open it so hard, but you open it easily?"
The key said, "Because I know his heart best."
Truth: Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.
The truth of short stories 100 words (3):
Take it easy
Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic.
The doctor said, "I have several patients at the moment, and it may take half an hour to arrive."
Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"
The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."
Truth: Takeiteasy! Keep it simple. Why should life be too tense? Now that things have happened, why not handle them calmly and comfortably? The same person, the potential to solve problems in a relaxed state is very different from that in a tense state.
The truth of short stories 100 words (4):
Young people should be respected.
The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"
The father replied, "Of course!"
The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"
Father: "It's Edison."
The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"
Truth: People who like to lean on the old and sell the old are easily entangled. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.
The truth of short stories 100 words (5):
Give sympathetic consideration
My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband is always nagging around her: slow down. Attention! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Straighten the tofu. Ouch, the pot is crooked!
"Please shut up!" My wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." 」
"Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving. 」
Truth: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in the other person's perspective and position.
The truth of the short story 100 words (6):
scenery
In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, I said, why are you walking so slowly? So you always stop to look at these things.
Truth: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides.
The truth of short stories 100 words (7):
Good reason
A bus full of passengers is going down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it.
A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "
"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car."
Truth: Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )
The truth of the short story 100 words (8):
bracelet
An Obasan saw two identical bracelets in a jewelry store.
One is sold in 550 yuan, and the other is only sold in 250 yuan.
She was so happy that she immediately bought a bracelet from 250 yuan and proudly walked out of the shop.
Before going out, I heard the clerk inside quietly say to another clerk, you see, this trick works every time.
Truth: Temptation, like bait, can easily make many people show their greedy nature, but that is often the beginning of being cheated.
The truth of short stories 100 words (9):
volunteer
Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown.
China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! 」
The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」
Truth: As elders, we not only tend to demand rather than encourage, but also define success more narrowly.
The truth of the short story 100 words (10):
Jiuwo boulevard
There are two Taiwan Province tour groups traveling to Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere.
One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked.
Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue.
Truth: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you.
The truth of short stories 100 words (1 1):
extinguish
In ancient times, two brothers each took a suitcase to travel far away. Along the way, the heavy suitcase weighed down the brothers. When their left hand is tired, they have to change their right hand, and when their right hand is tired, they have to change their left hand. Suddenly, Big Brother stopped, bought a pole by the roadside, and hung two suitcases on the pole. He picked up two boxes on the road, but found it much easier.
Truth: On the road of our life, we will certainly encounter many difficulties. But don't we all know that on the way forward, moving stumbling blocks under others' feet is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves?
(2) Extended reading of true stories:
Reason citation description
Reason; The law of things.
(1) "Wen Zi Nature": "Whoever uses the strength of everyone, the martial fire is not enough to rely on; People who take advantage of everyone are useless in the world. I have the right not to do it, but not to follow the math, although the saints can't do it. "
2 Tang Hanyu's "Silent Bu Tai Answers Friends' Letters": "When people see recent events, they are exposed. If it is slightly different, it will be very strange. What's the harm of being reasonable? "
(3) Song "Preface": "Uncle Wen is under 30 years old and likes to learn and write articles, so he travels with him. "
(4) Shen Deqian's "Talking about Poetry" in the Qing Dynasty: "Bai Letian's poems can tell the truth of ancient and modern times, and people are easy to be few."
⑤ The first act of Cao Yu's Peking Man: "I heard that Mr. Zeng Da knows how to drink tea."
Rules; Reasonable; Reason.
① Biography of Zou Yang in Han Dynasty: "It is a blessing to hear that the younger brother of Chang Jun is in the harem. There is nothing in the world, but Chang Jun has many unreasonable things."
② Biography of the Three Kingdoms Wei Zhi Du Shu: "The husband corrects the treacherous court official, is loyal to his work, but hates the villain's actions, and asks for it because he ignores the truth."
(3) Song Ouyang Xiu's "Answer to the Letter of" xianggong "of King Xijing": "His words are absurd and unreasonable."
(4) Feng Ming Menglong's "Yu Shi Ming Yan" Volume I: "Big officials can bring more money, just saying that they are doing business with old women, and they have their own reasons."
⑤ The fourth and seventh chapters of "Flower and Moon Scar": "Generally speaking, to be a man, you must know something and feel something. Don't soldiers eat? "
⑥ * * Principles, Methods and Future of Anti-Japanese War II: "There are great truths and minor truths, and all minor truths are under the control of the great truth."
One way, plan to handle things.
(1) Wang Song's "Yu Lu Hua Yu Hua" Volume II: "Jundao:' If people find out, they will attack them. There are "xianggong men" in the south and "fan" in the north. What should Taiwei do? "Zhang Taiwei sneered:' I am unreasonable.' "
(2) Feng Ming Menglong's "The Story of the River: Huangfu Drunken Escape": "The general is so drunk, it is better for everyone to help him get on the horse and flee to Jinling, and then make sense."
3 Wu Zuxiang's "Mountain Torrents" 28: "After studying for a long time, I still can't reach a conclusion, so I have to use Mr. Qi's opinion for the time being and make sense after considering the situation."
(4) Shi Ming Nai 'an's "Water Margin" 43rd time "Fake Li Kui jy cut the road to rob a single black whirlwind and Yiling to kill four tigers", but I have his reasons, but I can't pass it here.
Elaborate and say a certain theory.
Han and Liu Xiang and their wives in Biography of Women: "Born in troubled times, unreasonable, oppressed, unreasonable. However, being an official is because of parents. "
Taoism; Mana.
Go back to the 37th chapter of the Romance of Gods: "Now there is Zhang Guifang who conquers Xiqiao with the skill of the left door. Disciples' truth is too small to be cured. "
Daoli; Journey.
(1) Song Zhou Bangyan's "Biandu Fu": "According to partial defense, Saigon has no limit, and the truth is far away."
(2) The Miscellaneous Notes of Yang Guang written by Liu Xianting in the Qing Dynasty, Volume II: "The Shang Dynasty compiled the Unified Records, so that all the atlases measuring the distance of the territory in the world were collected in the Local Records Museum."
Three true stories
1, architect
A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is sheer nonsense." The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "
Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.
Step 2 seduce
An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "
A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.
ladle
Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter left, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?"
Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is certainly a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.
Step 4 wear it wrong
In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "
It is not easy to be proved in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.
Step 5 take it back
A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" On the day of the quick report, he received an urgent call back: "I know."
Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.
6. Sad stories
Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."
Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy.
Step 7 sell books
A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."
I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.
Step 8 help
In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said, "write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! " "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl."
If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...
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