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A joke describing the room of an ancient emperor's concubine.

I saw the ebony at the top of the cloud as a beam, crystal jade as a lamp, pearls as a curtain, and the golden fan as a pillar base in the bedroom. Six-foot-wide broad bed of Daphne family hangs listlessly, embroidered with pearls and silver begonia flowers, like falling on the roots of Yunshan. There is a sapphire pillow on the couch, covered with soft silkworm ice baskets and jade belts stacked together. There is a huge bright moon pearl hanging on the top of the temple, shining like a bright moon. Spread white jade on the ground, inlaid with gold beads, chisel lotus flowers, and blossom into five-stem lotus flowers. The petals are fresh and delicate, even the stamens are delicate and distinguishable. When you step on it barefoot, you only feel warm, but it is carved with the moist jade of Lantian, as straight as Yu Lian and as expensive as Pan Yuer Golden Lotus. This is the first time that Yue Ling has seen such poor workers.

Then Yue Ling pushed open the coral window, out of which was a backyard full of exotic flowers and plants. It's very bright and beautiful, and I know it's a place where I can go at ordinary times. There are sixteen flower trees, tall and handsome. At this time, it was early summer, and the wind blew and the flowers fell. Several floors were covered with thousands of flowers. Only the backyard is as beautiful as snow.

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Entering the hall, there is a red painted square platform about two meters high in the middle, on which the golden throne of Qi Diao Dragon is placed, followed by a carved dragon screen with six high screens on both sides of the platform.

Into the hall, in the middle is a red painted square platform about two meters high, with a golden throne of Qi Diao dragon on it, followed by a carved dragon screen. There are six tall golden dragons on both sides of the platform, and there is a vigorous golden dragon around each golden dragon; Looking up at the top of the temple, there is a huge carved dragon on the central algae well. There is a big silver pearl hanging in Longkou, surrounded by six small beads. The dragon head and the orb are facing the golden throne below, and the colorful paintings between the beams are gorgeous, bright and pleasing to the eye, with red and yellow golden dragon patterns, double dragons playing pearls and single dragons flying; There are dragons, sitting dragons, flying dragons and descending dragons, which are colorful and surrounded by flowing clouds and flames.

The "Deep Palace" is in the innermost part of the Forbidden City, where the Empress Dowager and concubines live. The room is sunny and luxuriously decorated, with various clocks and watches inlaid with diamonds on the windows. Every room has a Zhang Huali's bed, and the bedding on the bed is neatly folded; There is also a white candle on the table, on which is carved a dragon with its teeth bared. The rooms are decorated as before.

Overpressure more than 300 miles, isolation for 6 days. Mount Li is built in the north and folded in the west, leading directly to Xianyang. Erchuan dissolves and flows into the palace wall. Five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion; Corridor waist back, eaves high; Hold the terrain, intrigue. There are thousands of waves in the hive. What is a cloudless dragon lying on a long bridge? After the road is empty, don't blame Eric? High and low, I don't know the west and the east. Singing warm, spring is harmonious; Ballroom cold sleeves, wind and rain sad. Within a day, the climate is uneven between palaces.

The concubine, the prince and the grandson resigned from the downstairs hall and came to Qin. Singing at night, for Qin citizens. The stars are shining and the cosmetic mirror is on; Lv Yun came forward and combed Xiao Huan; Nutrient flow is greasy, and fat water is abandoned; The smoke is foggy and the pepper orchids are also burning. The thunder shook and the palace car passed; I don't know what I was doing when I was listening in the distance. A muscle, a capacity, extremely beautiful, standing overlooking, a face of good luck; There are still 36 years to hide. Zhao Yanzhi's collection, the rule of Han and Wei dynasties, the elite of Qi and Chu, plundered by generations, surrounded by mountains and waters; If you can't have it, you will lose it. In the meantime, you will lose your jade, gold nuggets and pebbles and give it up. Qin people regard it and don't cherish it.

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There are white marble pillars in the four corners of the room, and the surrounding walls are carved with white stone bricks. Orchids inlaid with gold bloom coquettishly among the white stones, blue gauze curtains overflow with the wind, and brake marks stand in this building that is more than ten meters high. If it weren't for the killer's unique calmness, he would have fainted long ago, and two words kept appearing in his mind: luxury.

Light sandalwood surrounds you, and the hollow carved window beams reveal tiny sunlight. If you look closely, you will find a soft wooden bed under you, which is exquisitely decorated with carved flowers and covered with a brocade quilt. You can turn your side, and an ancient woman's boudoir comes into view. The guqin stands in the corner, and the bronze mirror is placed on the wooden dresser. The room is so fresh and leisurely.