50-word encyclopedia of classic dialogue jokes (selected 23 sentences)

1, a complete collection of word dialogues and jokes

My friend went on a blind date with a bald man. When she came back, she nicknamed him "Red Star Hongxing Erke", so I asked her why. She said: year of the rabbit obeNo. 1!

I always want to say something, but I can't. Finally, I waited until March 7, no matter which day, regardless of the willy-nilly. Actually, I just want to ask you, when will you pay back the three dollars you owe me?

The wife didn't take a bath for several days, and the husband was unhappy. He said to his wife, if you don't take a bath for a few days, your body smells terrible! The wife said: flowers have been inserted in cow dung for a long time. Do you think it can be tasteless?

If you call me handsome, you must be lying to me. If you say I am too handsome, I absolutely believe you. If you say that my message is cool, then I definitely agree with both hands!

6, misinterpreted words: husband sings with women: husband enters karaoke bars, wife follows; Opportunity: there are planes to take when going out for inspection; Change your mind: when you see a beautiful opposite sex, you want to move in with her.

7. When the husband was deep in thought, the wife asked: Husband, are you recalling the good old days? Husband: Yes! Wife: When do you miss most? Husband: I miss not knowing you the most!

8. Sentences with complete sentences are often short and domineering, full of positive energy. Difficulties are often encountered in life, and those good sentences inadvertently hit the soft place in the heart, thus changing the depressed mood.

9. Take part in the sports meeting and check the sports equipment together. Q: The racket is fine! I: The bat is very good! Man: The target is fine! C: I am, I am Ball O, and I was only slightly injured and put on a band-aid!

10, a couple went to a restaurant for dinner, ordered two bowls of soup and took out their own dishes to eat. The waiter said: no food! The young man said: I eat what she brings, she eats what I bring, and no one brings food!

1 1. A little snake asked his father: Are we poisonous? Dad ignored it. After a while, it asked again: Are we poisonous? Dad is impatient: What happened to your child today? The little snake said, I accidentally bit my tongue.

12, A: Alas, I didn't expect my wife to cheat me! B: What's the matter? She didn't come home last night, but she said she was with her sister. B: Isn't it? She is lying. I was with her sister all night last night!

13. Recently, prices have been rising, and even going to the public toilet has risen to one yuan at a time. One day, a buddy who went into the toilet complained that the price of the toilet was rising too fast. The old man who looked at the toilet said: the price of eating and drinking has increased. Can the urine stop?

14, mouse A is reading a book, and mouse B passes by and wants to eat mouse A's cheese, so mouse B says to mouse A, "What book are you reading?" A mouse glanced sideways at mouse B and said, "Who moved my cheese!" " "

15. As soon as I see you, I want to kiss you, lick your white body and feel your greasy skin. You excite me. Ok, stop talking, besides, my saliva will flow to my mobile phone and eat you in one bite: roast white meat!

You are so cute! Red face is more charming after drinking. I heard that there was a rear-end collision last week because you were handsome. Afterwards, the explanation of the female driver was: pedestrians drank wine, and I thought it was a roadside red light!

17, the guest asked the waiter: Why not open the doors and windows to cool down? Attendant: Can't you see there are flies outside? The guest pointed to the table: aren't there flies here, too? Attendant: No, these are all health flies!

18. Handsome guys chase girls and swear not to give up until they reach the Yellow River. One day, Meimei invited a handsome boy to visit the Yellow River. Handsome guy thought there was a game, but when he got to the bank of the Yellow River, Meimei said, "Aren't you so worried about going to the Yellow River this time?" "

19, Doudou asked Dad: Is it expensive to raise a child now? Dad: It's expensive, so expensive that I can marry another wife. Doudou was silent for a long time and found his mother: mom, don't nag again in the future. If you don't support me, you will be in more trouble.

Did your childhood dream come true? Zhu: Half done! Oh, what was your childhood dream? A Ju: Uncle Feifei: I want to be a policeman. What do you mean I'm halfway? Zhu: I'm an uncle now. ...

2 1, Aju hurried in and said to the shop assistant, "Friend, will you put away that expensive coat in the window for the time being?" The clerk agreed for the sake of the tip and asked suspiciously, "Why?" A Ju said, "My girlfriend will buy a coat later!

22. Feifei handed a document to the chairman. The Chairman asked: Is this document true? Feifei patted her heart and said, it must be true. The chairman asked: How do you know it's true? Feifei said firmly: Because this message was sent by fax machine. Chairman: ...

23. My aunt has a crush on Feifei and asks Feifei to go to the auto show. A Ju tentatively said, "Which one do you like?" Feifei: "I like tall, fashionable, linear and explosive." A Ju exulted: "So you like me too? ! "Feifei:" What? I'm talking about that BMW! "