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Boyfriend or girlfriend tricked the object into pyramid schemes. what do you think?

Be cheated by a friend into pyramid selling.

When I'm talking about my experience of being cheated, let's talk about my views on the object being cheated into pyramid schemes. I think I can understand cheating the object into pyramid schemes, because I have seen people who cheated their father into pyramid schemes, and finally both of them stayed in pyramid schemes together. At this time, it is not cheating for them, but helping him/her, hoping that everyone will get rich together, because his mind can't tell right from wrong. So it's harder for him to cheat ~ ~ ~

Seeing this question reminds me of a few years ago (true story, a bit long). The friend who lied to me is a high school classmate and has a good relationship. High school is basically together every day, and universities often contact, eat and play together after working in a city. So there will be no such distrust and doubt at all. The middle process is more complicated, just say how you were cheated step by step!

We are all from Sichuan. At first, he worked in Sichuan, and later he went to Fujian. About a year later, he often asked me how my work was going, saying that he planned to inspect the stone business. I planned to quit, so I stopped by to see what was going on there.

First, he told me to go to Fuzhou first, and then he would pick me up. I arrived at 5 o'clock in the morning, and he asked me to find an hourly room to rest first. But at 8 am, they didn't come. I called him, and he said there was something on the construction site and he gave me a ride. I was asked to buy a ticket to Fuqing at the bus station. I didn't know there was still an hour's drive from Fuzhou to Fuqing until I went there, and then I went directly by car. Then meet, meet old friends, and it's the feeling of being far away from home ~ ~ ~

After receiving me, we didn't go to his place, but a girl came with him and said they lived together. I bought some light meals in the supermarket and said that we would have a big dinner in the evening 2. The three of us sat in an open space and chatted all afternoon, which was very depressing (I was still wondering why I didn't go to the teahouse or KFC, but I mentioned it because there was an unfamiliar girl who didn't think it was necessary to be friends). The woman in the middle answered a phone call for my friend to listen to, but there was a detail for my friend to turn on his mobile phone. In the evening, he asked me what to eat, and I said whatever I wanted ~ ~ As a result, Nima took me to eat a hot and sour powder (can these be better than Sichuan style? )

When I return to their house at night, it will be dark. When I arrived at my residence, the woman kept asking me if I had called home to make sure it was safe. I said I'd call again when I arrived, but she said my signal was bad. In retrospect, my friend didn't seem to talk much at that time. Will he struggle internally? Then the woman borrowed my mobile phone to see what songs were available. Then we got home (old multi-storey residential area ~ ~ ~ ~

Push the door open for a while, seconds. Got it, MLM!

There is no light in the living room, only one bedroom door is open and the other bedroom door is closed. Through the bedroom lights, you can see that there is only one TV cabinet (very old-fashioned) in the living room, and there is nothing else. I knew at a glance that it must be a pyramid scheme. But I didn't show it. I was going to push open the bedroom door and put the bag directly in, but before I entered the door, the bag was placed on the TV cabinet in the living room. Then I went into the bedroom with the light on. (My friend feels a different person after entering the room)

There are six people playing poker in the bedroom (four men and two women, one is about 40 years old and the others are about 20 years old). There is only a simple folding table in the room, and everyone is sitting on the climbing mat. We went in and greeted them one by one, and they were very enthusiastic. From the moment I sat down, I started asking questions. All the questions were asked by the girl in the afternoon. Then the older men asked me what I thought they did. I said "pyramid scheme", but these two words were said under their "coercion".

The reason is that my friend often calls me and another very good friend when he is away for more than a year, and then he also calls my other friend to him. We often talk on the phone. Then another friend of mine joked when chatting with me that he was so passionate, did he enter pyramid schemes? Usually everyone is used to joking, so I told my friends about it. It was just a casual chat between friends. But I didn't expect my friend who cheated me into pyramid schemes to call another friend of ours. It was said that the tone was serious, but we didn't care. So, when they ask me what I think they do, they just let me tell our original "jokes". I just realized that I don't have my cell phone.

Playing cards with them was boring. After a while, I mentioned sleeping. They teased me that many people couldn't sleep on the first day, and I was still sleepy. Then take the initiative to help me prepare, squeeze toothpaste, lemon towel, and then I was the first to wash my feet. Everyone flocked to help me wash my feet and put my shoes away. Then get ready to sleep ~ ~ ~ in the bedroom where I just played cards. Without the small table, the sheets in the city and the cotton wool on the ground began to feel really TM smelly. Play games and sing before going to bed, and then go to bed. The man is in one room and the woman is in the other room. In the middle of the night, I heard someone enter the bedroom and sleep in the living room. They were bunk beds. There are several details: they don't talk to each other when they sleep. Even if I get up in the middle of the night to pee, the people next to me will "wake up" and join me, and they won't take out their mobile phones to play. There are still many white radishes in the kitchen)

I didn't sleep well at night In the early morning (the morning in Fujian is earlier than that in Sichuan, and the weather is better), they got up one after another and told me to go back to sleep, but they were all cleaning up cotton wool. This man tripped over that man and was sleepy. I have no choice but to stand up. A bedroom door, two rows of people stood on both sides, a *** 12 people, while greeting and bowing. Then bring me the sacrificial supplies. "Just a big brother."

After washing and breakfast, it's still the same room, but in a different way. Everyone sat down to get ready for breakfast. Breakfast is a big bowl of white rice and the big white radish I saw last night. When eating, everyone grabs the rice bowl, then gives the grabbed rice to the people next to them, and then gets the rice to eat (it is the first time to eat white rice in the morning, and our hometown is used to eating porridge in the morning). I took a few bites and a big bowl and said I couldn't finish it. As a result, the rest of the rice was taken away and divided up by them. They call it a roller coaster. Who knows what it means.

The director appeared.

Almost three days later, their director appeared. We have no chance to go out these days. The best we can do is stay in the room and play together. Every afternoon, directors and friends from other families come to class. But they speak so fast that they can't understand at all and can't read clearly. And I'm getting better psychologically, and I'm not so worried at first, because the situation is not as bad as I thought. I began to worry that these people would smoke, take drugs, and then go out to do some stealing activities, but after several days of observation, I found that they had no money to do those things at all.

Coincidentally, I looked familiar the day their director came back. After chatting, it turns out that the director's hometown is in the same village as me, about 2 years older than me, and we don't know each other well, but we all know each other (it feels like a bloody story, but there are many people from Sichuan and Chongqing there)

I live like that every day. After many days, I can go out with them. If anyone calls, they will call me. But after a few days, I didn't want to run, so I went out to have a look. Everyone is basically wandering around in attachment, in twos and threes, but they don't say hello when they meet outside, just like strangers.

Threaten me

Because I often argue with them, I often argue with their director, and I refute their statements in class (they respect the director very much). One day, a hostess came with two strong boys. She asked me questions in class and suddenly struck the table (in my opinion, inexplicable). Then two foreign boys took the lead, others surrounded me and made me stand against the wall suddenly. There were nine of them that day (it happened that my friend was not there that day).

Then their director came to teach me a lesson (pushed my forehead with his finger and said something he thought was reasonable but didn't hit me). After a few times, I had enough, and then I hit back. Then they came and held me down. I'm sure there are so many people on the ground that I can't get up, but I have a little scratch. Then I was stood up again, but it started again after a while. This time, I was lucky enough to throw one, but I was at a loss in a short time. This time, I found a detail. I was willing to be beaten badly, but they just subdued me and didn't beat me. After discovering this, I stopped struggling because I knew they couldn't hurt me. But they stopped giving me lessons. After they left, another director came later, saying that the mobile phone just had no electricity to charge. Seeing my situation, I greeted him with great concern and said why I didn't call him or something (Nima, this routine). Anyway, I already know their routine, and I am very relaxed to say thank you for waking me up. Obviously, he doesn't believe it.

leave

I won't go into many details one by one, and I'll talk about them slowly when I have a chance! I stayed away from 10 days and had a paella. Usually, white rice with shredded radish for breakfast, white rice with shredded radish at noon and steamed bread at night (they are called chicken legs); Overwashed but not washed; They hung the banner of Tianjin Tiens, but they didn't have any products. If you add thousands of dollars in two years, you can earn millions (I can't remember exactly how many, but thousands of dollars anyway). Anyway, their routine is to intimidate and lure people to do a full set of dramas, including being paid, and every step is to get you to join MLM.

My mobile phone was given to me after they sent me to the car. I remember their eyes when I left. I don't know whether I am envious or sad. Very complicated!

It took me a while to know that everyone knew my former high school classmates. I was cheated by this friend before, but I paid thousands of dollars to let him go when I left.