Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— Excerpt No.7 from Volume V of Little Guang Lin Collection

Some people sell geese and put them on the ground for convenience. After going to the toilet, one person was replaced by a duck. When he finished his work, he looked out and sighed and said, "What a great hall! It's been a while. How can I be as thin as a hungry man? "

People who wear felt hats in summer months rest and enjoy the cool under the big tree, that is, they take off their hats and use them as fans. When the fans were finished, people said, "You almost killed yourself if you didn't wear this hat today."

When a man saw the seller of Hayes, he called to buy it and asked how much it cost. The seller smiled and said, "Hayes has always been measured." The man drank it and said, "You don't know, how much is a foot?"

A person is very quiet, but living between two steel workers is very bitter. He often said, "If these two families move away, I'd rather be a debt of gratitude." One day, two craftsmen came and said, "We are going to move. I promised to be the host and I will knock on the collar." The man was overjoyed and paid a lot of money. During the dinner, he asked, "Where did your two families move?" Answer: "He moved my room and I moved his room."

Someone gargled in the mixed hall and scooped water at the entrance to gargle. Everyone frowned at each other and hated it for being unclean. The man put water in his hand and said, "Gentlemen, don't worry, wait for me to rinse my mouth and spit it out."

A person is endowed with stupidity and knows nothing about literature and ink. When he met a friend on the road, the friend asked, "Where is my brother going?" The man was at a loss and didn't answer. I wrote down the word "where to go" and asked him. People knew he was stupid, so I joked, "This evil word cursed my brother." He left in anger. I met my old friend the next day and asked, "Where is my brother going?" The man said angrily, "I don't want to go, but where do you want to go?"

A person who has always believed in Yin and Yang was overwhelmed by the wall one day, and his family urgently wanted to rescue him. The man stretched out his head and said, "wait a minute, wait for me to endure." Ask Yin and Yang, can you break ground today? "

A woman was at the door, was noticed, and swore. The neighbor suggested, "You are not indoors, why don't you let him see you?" The woman said: "I look at my good face, and it is bitter to be looked at like this."

A brother bought a pair of boots. My brother goes to eat and visit every day. My brother refuses to take them. He wears them every night. Until one day, my brother discussed buying together. My brother said, "I'm going to bed."

When they were playing chess, none of the onlookers said anything. One of them was furious and punched it, which was extremely painful. His right hand touched his face and his left hand shook his finger and said, "Not yet!" "

When a fool sees someone exchanging their hair for sugar, he mistakenly thinks that everything can be exchanged. Get up in the morning and hide things in your sleeves. When you meet a restaurant, you will have a full meal. After dinner, the servants laughed at him. The man said angrily, "Everyone else needs money, but I can't use it." After arguing for a long time, the servant hit him because of his hair. Xu Barber said: "The whole material was not what he wanted, but grabbed it from me."

Some people who avoid debts occasionally go out on business for fear that others will see them, but they carry a basket and are known by a creditor. They said, "How was the date?" Gu Ying said, "Tomorrow." It's raining heavily. Click on the bucket to count. The man panicked and said, "Everything will be fine tomorrow."

A man in a restaurant asked how to make wine. The restaurant said, "One bucket of rice, one or two songs, two buckets of water and seven days of brewing can make this wine." He was forgetful, so he returned to the restaurant with two buckets of water, one song and two songs, and tasted it for seven days. He still has water, but he went to the restaurant, which means he can't tell the truth. The restaurant said, "You won't listen to me." The man said, "I follow the law and use two buckets of water and one or two songs." The restaurant said, "Do you have any rice?" The man lowered his head and thought, "I forgot to get off the rice."