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Cold joke: The wolf said to the white rabbit, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "Guess what?

Then the white rabbit said, Mr. Wolf, do you want to eat the top or the bottom first? Do you like cooking me or frying me? Do you want breakfast or dinner? Do you prefer hairy or hairless? What will you put in it if you cook it? Do you need to put something in my stomach? If I haven't defecated for two days, do you prefer to shit or clean up? If I have pink eye, should I be cured first? The wolf was a little confused and let the rabbit go. He came home thinking about how to eat.