Humorous and funny full set of host words

{The full set of host words is 15, words. Equipped with tongue-piercing, tongue twister, double reed, sketch, cross talk, song and dance, and short poem recitation, it is suitable for all government agencies, groups, schools and companies, especially for guest performances by the hosts of radio and television stations at the county level.

[Venue layout]

Red lanterns, ribbons, colorful balloons, changing lanterns and colorful flowers in red, blue, green, purple and yellow. Fat pig ingot welcomes Dafeng year. ● Red plum, Pan Hu Ao Shuang goes with the age; The sun is shining, and the canopy brings good news with spring. General Pan Hu, was ordered to resign to report meritorious service; Marshal Tianpeng, who sent Bao Lai to welcome the Spring Festival. ● Last night, the Year of the Dog sang songs to welcome the earth; At present, the new scene of pig year is full of China. ● Guide the well-off road, divide the old and the new in the middle of two years, and make the country happy and happy; In the year of Hai, splendid spring is ushered in, and all the people in Qi Huan meet in the spring, and the grain is abundant and the wealth is abundant.

[5 characters]

Female host, 28 years old.

female referee, 25 years old.

Male player A is 25 years old.

Male player B is 25 years old.

female player, 2 years old.

[The background music "Eight Stars Announce Good News and Congratulations" is played in the background. The handsome guys and pretty girls in the company sing and dance with the music as the opening dance.

The song "Eight Stars Announce Good News and Congratulations"

Hey, I congratulate you.

You are lucky to get rich early in the New Year.

Your relationship is particularly good. You are rich and have eyes * * * See

good career, good health, and surging business

I'm ahead, beaming

Make more money and have a happy New Year

Fortune Star Fuxing is around every day

Tell you to be better than me

There's a bottom line for any salary increase and promotion

See you with good luck

God of Wealth arrives at God of Wealth, and good results are rewarded

Wealth myth wealth. Celebrate the New Year with a happy face

Let's congratulate you on your happiness, health and strength

I wish you a promotion this year

Laugh more at night and have a bright future

Congratulations on your new year's celebration

Earn more money, smile more, buy houses, buy fields and land

Congratulations on your happiness and double happiness

I wish you a big profit every year

Congratulations. Congratulations on your happiness and happiness.

Ding Youcai is lucky.

Congratulations on your happy family. I'm really happy.

Good health and good health and good fortune.

Congratulations on your success.

Ding Youcai is lucky, Ding Youcai is lucky.

My sister is happy to celebrate the New Year with everyone at home.

Congratulations on your wealth and health. Please enjoy the

lively mood, enthusiasm and volume

everyone is intoxicated and enthusiastic, and both pairs are right * * * Appreciate

playing the piano enthusiastically and singing enthusiastically

singing a lot, everyone is full of joy

drinking many cups, I wish you all happy

beaming everywhere

Everyone loves it

A good winter jasmine welcomes the earth, shines brilliantly

A good winter jasmine blooms in every family

A good winter jasmine is lush and gorgeous, with elegant spring colors

. P > people with rich flowers are happy.

Everything wins, and there is no concern.

Plug in the Spring Festival, and everyone is happy.

Congratulations, everyone. Happy New Year's progress has made thousands of miles.

Good fortune, good luck, and luck. The victory of the lucky star will eventually belong to you.

Everyone * * * Celebrate the Jubilee. Everyone smiles.

Every family in the Spring Festival is running well.

Once the stocks are delivered to them, all kinds of businesses will be profitable day by day.

I wish you a healthy and happy life.

I wish you an unlimited future. all is forgiven

It will be blessed forever.

Congratulations.

All roads lead to banks, see if you know how to do it. Recently, I found a new business. What did this guy ask? It's actually simple. You didn't watch the TV show that today's super girl, tomorrow's more than six, I'm going to hold the first challenge host competition today. To be honest, just to earn some registration fees. The signs are all made ― look. As soon as this advertisement was broadcast, many young men and beautiful women with star dreams took the bait. After a while, please do me a favor. Today, it is naive to hold a program to challenge the host. One is to fulfill me, and the other is to fulfill the star dream, okay? Encourage the atmosphere at the scene: "chic men, charming women. Good evening. Tonight is full of true feelings, and tonight is full of happiness. What you're watching now is the first "Give Me Who" Cup Challenge Host Competition, which was broadcast live by XX TV and exclusively sponsored by Meng Niu Dairy. I am the sister of the famous program host XXX. Audiences outside the venue can interact with us by SMS. Mobile users send SMS PK to 86, Unicom users send SMS KO to 9868, and PHS users please participate in our program by express mail. Ok, next, please spend a lot of money to invite the team-level referee of the production team from the distant Zhengliang Village to enter the venue. "

[The female referee walks into the court to make a confession ―― the declaration of love runs through the mouth]

Am I a handsome word? I am handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the room, a lonely master, invulnerable, exclusive, a jade-faced husband, invincible in benevolence, fearless in courage, indestructible in King Kong, wise in SHEN WOO, extraordinary in chivalry, once upon a time in america, and unparalleled throughout the ages. Go through fire and water to your friends, spare no pains, do everything in one's power, shoot bullets, go forward bravely, be generous, be smart, be blessed forever, live a long and harmonious life, be indomitable, be immortal, be a hero among chivalrous people, be affectionate and righteous, be courageous and colorful, be unparalleled in the world, be cool and handsome, be an example of people, be honest and credible, and talk generously. Supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, not confused, knowledgeable, man of great talent, proud of all living beings, worldly superior, aboveboard, impartial, and the first great hero, great chivalrous master, who is as anxious as the wind, as quiet as a forest, as plundered as fire, and as motionless as a mountain, is known as a pear flower pressing Haitang, and people send it. I hope to express my love for you through this heartfelt voice, which will never change ...

[hostess]

Good referee.

[female referee]

Hello, comrades. Law enforcement must be public and strict. YO！

[female host]

It's really hard for the referee to come all the way from the distant Zhengliang village on the 28th.

[female referee]

Serve the people ―― a dead dog is not afraid of scalding water.

[hostess]

Please be seated. Next, please welcome the contestants.

[Three contestants, two men and one woman, enter the venue, and five people jointly make opening remarks]

[Female host]

The bell is ringing, the years have passed, the stories are left behind, the hopes are brought, the hopes are beautiful, and the blessings are sent.

[female referee]

I wish flowers grow well, people grow healthy and the moon is long and round. You are like rain in the sky, and I am like a house. I am willing to make a shape and a shadow without cause. Second, I wish my husband (wife) to be a thousand years old, and third, I wish myself to grow healthy; Four wishes are like Liang Shangyan, and we will meet each other year after year. Five willing to kiss or not, hometown people; Beauty is not beautiful, water in the countryside. Dear friends wish to be close, and neighbors wish to be safe. Sixth, I hope that all lovers in the world will become family members; It was predestined in a previous life, so don't miss the marriage. I hope that you will look at the same age every year, and the flowers will look forward to it every night.

[Male Player A]

When the Eight Wishes will change, so will you, so will I.. You change the needle, I change the thread, which is related to you. Change your makeup and face you. You make a box, and I'll make a mirror round. There are thousands of changes, so don't change your face. I wish it would be a mistake to have money. I wish all the friends and relatives present here, all the wise ladies, all the beautifully dressed ladies and all the distinguished gentlemen make the same mistake again.

[Male Player B]

Tonight, colored lights and fireworks bring my friendship and blessings, and I will spend an unforgettable time with you every minute. May it bring you happiness, well-being, peace and good luck.

[female player]

The wind is soft, the rain is moist, the flowers are good, and the moon is full; Good days and beautiful scenery every year, happy life every day. Winter goes and spring comes, like water and smoke; Time flies, life needs to be full of joy.

[hostess]

A new year, a new beginning; The blessing of the heart, a new starting point. The train runs fast, thanks to the headstock. The XXX leader in the station has prepared a wonderful speech. Please welcome the XXX leader to give a New Year speech.

[The hostess leaves, and Taiwanese leader XXX goes on stage to give a New Year's greeting]

Ladies and gentlemen:

A word is natural and timeless, and luxury is exhausted.

on behalf of XX TV station, I am honored to welcome all the friends who come and go frequently, all the wise ladies, all the beautifully dressed ladies and all the distinguished gentlemen.

the cleanest water is the clear spring flowing in the deep mountains, and the most valuable thing is mutual support.

I thank all the staff for their hard work and hard work for our unbreakable friendship.

Good time, good mood, accompanied by pleasant music and laughter, I wish you peace ahead and happiness behind; Luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and Coca-Cola lives with you every day!

Friendship knows no national boundaries. Friendship brings us together. I feel happy to see such a gathering of laughter and laughter. Now it's the XX party, the maple leaves are all over the window, and the room is full of laughter. May our friendship always be as hot and sincere as the atmosphere in the hall today; May our happy cooperation be as bright and crystal-clear as the maple leaves outside the window today.

thank you!

[Taiwanese leader XXX made a New Year's toast and left the stage, and the hostess appeared]

We are all pursuing a happy life, and we make life colorful.

[female referee]

The game is the beginning of your first acquaintance; The game is my confession of relaxation.

[Male Player A]

The game is the decision that you and I suddenly meet; The game is your stage and my space.

[Male Player B]

We love games because we love life. Let's hear it for the female contestant "XX Tongue Twister".

[Five tongue twisters are attached for selection]

1. Eight hundred pacesetters

Eight hundred pacesetters ran north, and the artillery ran north side by side; Artillery is afraid of slamming pacesetters, and pacesetters are afraid of slamming artillery guns.

2. We want to learn physics and chemistry

We want to learn physics and chemistry, and they want to learn hairdressing. We should distinguish between physical and chemical haircuts, learn to be physical and chemical but not haircut, and learn to be haircut but not physical and chemical.

3. White Stone Pagoda White Stone Set

White Stone Pagoda White Stone Set, White Stone Set White Pagoda, White Pagoda White Pagoda, White Pagoda White Pagoda, White Pagoda White and Big.

4. Brother Kugua basket crossed the wide ditch

Brother Kugua basket crossed the wide ditch, and quickly crossed the ditch to see the strange dog. Just look at the strange dog's melon basket buckle, and the melon rolls the basket buckle to blame the dog.

5. Loofah vines are covered with ropes.

Guateng stretches around the rope rack.

the rope is long and the vine is long,

the rope is thick and the vine is strong and the melon is heavy.

[hostess]

Today, we are gathered for the same wish.

[female referee]

Today, we drink to a better life.

[Male Player A]

Let's have fun in a happy atmosphere.

[Male Player B]

Show our talents in wine and music. Please welcome Mr. Male Player A and Mr. Male Player B to perform the comic dialogue "Man-Han Banquet".

[The others left, and Male Player A and Male Player B performed the comic dialogue Man Han Quan Banquet]

[Male Player A]

You have been waiting on you for a long time.

[Male Player B]

Thank you for your kindness.

[Male Player A]

You are popular before you drive.

[Male Player B]

No! No! The main reason is that your popularity is good.

[Male Player A]

You are welcome. You are lighting a lamp on a high mountain-

[Male Player B]

What do you mean?

[Male Player A]

The name (Ming) is the biggest.

[Male Player B]

No, no.

[Male Player A]

Cutting flowers in the sea-

[Male Player B]

What do you mean?

[Male Player A]

Deep roots.

[Male Player B]

Dare not, dare not.

[Player A]

Blow the horn through the door-

[Player B]

What's the message?

[Male Player A]

Ming (Ming) is out there!

[Male Player B]

I'm flattered.

[Male Player A]

male prostitute in the next year-

[Male Player B]

What is this?

[Male Player A]

Old Chen.

[Male Player B]

What a joke!

[Player A]

The Queen Mother cursed the birthday girl-

[Player B]

This?

[Male Player A]

Old baby!

[Male Player B]

Contrary to

[Male Player A]

Mula fish floating in the sea-

[Male Player B]

Huh?

[Male Player A]

An old bangzi wandering the Jianghu.

[Male Player B]

It's outrageous.

[Male Player A]

I mean, you are well informed.

[Male Player B]

Come on, don't hold it!

[Male Player A]

I'm not praising you. Who don't like listening to your cross talk?

[Male Player B]

Actually, people mainly like to listen to your cross talk.

[Male Player A]

I feel the same way myself.

[Male Player B]

Hey! There are such people.

[Male Player A]

No matter who you listen to, you always come to listen to cross talk.

[Male Player B]

How fresh it is. If you buy cabbage, you will all go to the food market.

[Male Player A]

So we have to work hard to tell you cross talk.

[Male Player B]

Otherwise, I'm sorry.

[Male Player A]

Today, not only does cross talk take effort, but in order to repay your support for many years, I'd like to invite you.

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