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A detailed driving joke, Zhihu.
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There are many firsts in a person's life, some are happy, some are sad and some are alive ... Maybe some firsts will make you unforgettable all your life, while others are fleeting. Driving for the first time made me unforgettable, but the inspiration it gave me was deeply planted in my mind like a seed, that is, learning to drive for the first time.
That day, I was comfortably watching TV at menstruation's house. My uncle just got back. As soon as he entered the door, he said happily, "Go, learn to drive." Aunt is washing dishes in the kitchen. When she heard her uncle say that she was going to learn to drive, she was obviously very happy and smiled.
But I was fooled. Driving? Where to drive? Now? A series of questions jumped into my mind. Uncle said, "Cai Nan, are you going?" "Ah, what?" I didn't react at once. I immediately said, "I'll go." Then we drive with my uncle.
When I arrived at my destination, I saw that it turned out to be a police station. My uncle doesn't want to teach here, does he? My uncle is great. Officially began teaching, my uncle said while stepping on the clutch: "This is the clutch. Step on it at the beginning and loosen it slowly. Remember, you can't completely loosen it, otherwise it will turn off, and then slowly step on the engine before the car can start. "
As he spoke, he stepped on the engine and the car really moved slowly. "This is the brake. When you want to stop, you will slowly step down. "
Then step on the brakes slowly and the car really stopped slowly.
"Ok, let's try it next." Aunt sat unceremoniously in the driver's seat and operated skillfully. It seems that my aunt has been here many times. In just a few minutes, menstruation completed all the movements.
It's my turn I was so nervous that I forgot all the movements at once. My palms are sweaty and I can hardly remember anything. My movements are intermittent and my head is sweating. Even my feet are shaking. I finally finished it. I'm sweating like a pig. My uncle said, "It doesn't matter, you are already fine. Your aunt forgot all about it when she first came here. Now she has been studying for more than a month. "
Now I understand a truth: nothing is difficult in the world, only if you put your mind to it.
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