Funny drama script

Campus Funny Drama Script

"Inquiry"

Zhu Chang dialed the phone:

Mei Jie: Hello! This is the student union office. You are welcome to call the Student Union’s service hotline. We will serve you everything. For the latest news, please press "9", for the role of the Student Union, please press "1", for the Propaganda Department, please press "2", for the Culture and Entertainment Department, please press "3", for the External Relations Department, please press "4", and for organization Please press "5" for the department, "6" for the work department, "7" for the chairman's department, and "0" for psychological inquiries. If someone is injured or sick, please call "120" directly.

Zhu: Hello, I am a freshman. I just came today and am not familiar with the school environment. If I want to join the student union, where should I go for the interview?

Mei: 1316

Zhu: 1316? What about the one below?

Mei: What’s underneath?

Zhu: The mobile phone number has eleven digits.

Mei: This is not a mobile phone number, but a classroom code name.

Zhu: Oh? Where is 1316?

Mei: Next to 1317

Zhu: Where is 1317?

Mei: Next to 1316

Zhu: Can you be more specific?

Mei: It’s in classroom No. 16 on the third floor of a teaching building

Zhu: So, where is the teaching building?

Mei: Next to the second teaching building

Zhu: I wonder if there is something wrong with your head, can you speak more seriously

Mei: This is Do you understand humor?

Zhu: Can you be less humorous? I'm in a hurry now

Mei: If you have a need to urinate, just deal with it first. I'm not denying it to you.

Zhu: I’m not saying that, I’m in a hurry right now

Mei: You’re in a hurry, it’s not me who’s in a hurry

Zhu: How can you Talk like this

Mei: If I don’t say it this way, how can I say it? Is it possible that I have to help you rush for time

Zhu: You...,,,,,,,

Mei: You're not angry, are you? You threw your phone away, stupid. I suggest you press "0" to query.

Zhu: Why did you press the "0" key?

Mei: It’s a brain teaser because your reaction was too late.

Zhu: Hello...

(Zhu goes to the student union office in person)

Mei: Welcome to the election for the new cadres of the student union.

Zhu: Hello. I'm a freshman. My name is Zhu Chang.

Mei: Pig intestines? I still have pig lungs!

Zhu: You misunderstood. Zhu is the Zhu of Premier Zhu Rongji. Chang is the immortal Chang.

Mei (shakes hands): Hello! My name is Mei Liangxin.

Zhu: No conscience?

Mei: Don’t get me wrong. Mei is...

Zhu: I know. Plum is the plum blossom of syphilis, the plum blossom of plum blossom. Liang is the beam of Liang Shanbo. New is new in the new year.

Zhu: What’s going on inside.

Mei: It’s an interview for cadres. Are you interested? There is a work department, entertainment department, organization department...

Zhu: I know. There is the work department, the entertainment department, the organization department, the secretarial department, the external relations department, the chairman's department, the singing department, the dance department, the drama department...

Mei: Stop. The singing department, dance department, and drama department belong to the art troupe. Not from the student union. The Student Union has the Work Department, the Entertainment Department, the Organization Department, the Propaganda Department, the Societies Department, the Secretary Department, the Liaison Department, the Chairman Department, and the Girls Department.

Zhu: Girls’ club? Where is the girls' section? I'm going for an interview!

Mei: The girls’ club is all for girls. Not recruiting boys.

Zhu: Just treat me as a girl.

Mei: What are you talking about? He is obviously a grown man. That's outrageous

Zhu: I've been playing with girls since I was a child, and I get along well with girls. Just help me (pull and pull)

Mei: Don't hold hands. The audience is watching it, and others will misunderstand that we are gay.

The state has national laws, families have family rules, and the student union also has student union rules, which cannot be violated!

Zhu: Which department has the most girls?

Mei: I know very well that generally there are more girls in the entertainment department. Why do you ask this? What does it have to do with girls?

Zhu: It’s a big relationship. It is often said on TV that "men and women work well together, so work is not tiring." As the saying goes, "Behind a successful man, there is always a woman supporting him:. Therefore, having a woman beside you is also motivational!

Mei: Nonsense, pseudoscience. I have been doing this for so long, and no woman has done it as well as me.

Zhu: You are special. According to psychologists, there are two reasons for people like you. . One is phobia of women, and the other is impotence...

Mei: Unreasonable.

Where is the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment?

Mei: You need to be talented in the entertainment department!

Zhu: I'm a dramatist.

Do you know Zhao Benshan? p>

Zhu: I don’t know Zhao Benshan. Is he the Minister of Culture and Entertainment?

Mei: (Haha) You don’t even know Zhao Benshan, but he is the representative of our Chinese sketch industry.

Zhu: Representative of sketches? I’m not a sketch artist, I’m a cross talk artist.

Mei: You should know Niu Qun, right?

: Of course I do. I also know Chicken Flock! There are two hundred chickens in my house!

That’s not what I’m talking about. Niu Qun is a famous crosstalk actor. . You should know Feng Gong, the famous laugher!

Zhu: I have seen him often on TV.

Mei: Can you perform a cross talk on the spot?

Zhu: OK!

Mei: Everyone applauds!

Zhu: But I have to find a partner. Come on!

Mei: I can’t do it!

Just say what I say, everyone. Audience!

Dear friends.

Zhu: I love you to death.

Zhu: My name is Zhu Chang

Mei: My name is Mei Liangxin

Zhu: My father’s name is Zhu Xin

Mei: My father’s name is Zhu Xin. Mei Xingang

Zhu: I am 18 years old

Mei: I am 19 years old

Zhu: I have not committed any illegal or disciplinary behavior

Mei: I didn’t... Why are you answering like a prisoner to the police

Zhu: This is the opening line of the cross talk, I am a freshman

Mei: I am a sophomore

Zhu: My family lives in No. 1001, Seaview Garden Villa Area, Meimeng Town, Wuchuan City, Zhanjiang

Mei: My family lives in Meizhou... How do I introduce myself? This is a cross talk. Not to mention, the entertainment department of the art troupe is singing and dancing.

Zhu: I can sing and dance. I even won an award.

Mei: Then sing two sentence, everyone applauded and encouraged

Zhu: (cough) Sing a folk song (Alang rows a boat to look at his wife...)

Mei: Stop, stop, sing again and scare the audience away. How come Cantonese people sing folk songs?

Zhu: This and that are folk songs. This is our Huangpo accent in Wuchuan, Zhanjiang. The fellow countrymen say it is none

Mei: The Ministry of Culture and Entertainment is not suitable for you , you should think about other departments

Zhu: I haven’t danced yet. I can dance hip-hop and MJ dance, and I can dance the difficult moves in hip-hop: handstand spinning

Mei: Street dance, MJ dance? Wow, this is the dance that we college students most yearn for, come quickly.

MUSIC

Zhu: Come to MJ first, then hip-hop (movements)

Mei: This is a difficult handstand spin. A three-year-old can do it. The entertainment department is not suitable for you. You Join the work department, besides, you have very good conditions

Zhu: What conditions?

Mei: I just have a thick skin. There is a jumping market in our school, and the work department is responsible for selling things there or placing things next to the canteen.

Zhu: There is a month. How much salary?

Mei: No salary

Zhu: No salary, who is so stupid to do it in vain

Mei: It will be in vain, the Ministry of Labor will do it for you It provides a very good social practice environment. You can practice your eloquence, social practice, work and other abilities. You will benefit a lot from being able to enter the labor department, and others will not be able to get in.

Zhu: oh! But it still can’t be done without labor. How about the Propaganda Department?

Mei: The Propaganda Department is responsible for producing posters, including drawing comics, calligraphy, typesetting, etc.

Zhu: Draw comics? It’s too childish, just for children

Mei: Even some cartoonists can’t draw children. Don't underestimate it, and not many people can write well.

Zhu: Who said that, my calligraphy is like a dragon and a phoenix?

Mei: A dragon and a phoenix, words I can’t do any of them, and my words can’t be any better

Zhu: What does the organization department do?

Mei: Responsible for organizing people to participate in various activities or meetings organized by the student union, which can better train them. Your organizational skills and other abilities

Zhu: I’m too busy at work. I can’t find time to go shopping with my girl. What does the club do?

Mei: Who is the club? It manages various social groups, such as Guitar Association, Drama Association, Love Association, etc. However, the club department has been upgraded to the Federation of Social Clubs and is not under the control of the student union. It has become independent

Zhu: Independent? Taiwan has achieved independence, and now the Ministry of Social Affairs has also become independent. The school has split. Arrest the reactionaries quickly.

Mei: You misunderstood. The Liaison Department is a large organization, divided into finance, culture, organization, publicity and other departments. It is equivalent to a college student union

Zhu: Please make it clear. I thought terrorists had invaded China. The Liaison Department How?

Mei: The External Relations Department is responsible for sponsoring some large-scale activities of the Student Union. It can exercise your eloquence and diplomatic skills. It is a very good department

Zhu: Every time Do you keep the remaining sponsorship money from the event?

Mei: No. It is kept by the student union as funds for the next activity

Zhu: It is kept by the student union. (whispering) That sounds so nice. Even if I am embezzled, no one will know.

Mei: What are you talking about!

Zhu: It’s okay! What does the Chairman's Department do?

Mei: The chairman’s department has a chairman. Five vice-chairmen. Each vice president is responsible for managing a specific department. The president manages the entire student union. Responsible for formulating the work plan, general commander and general planning of the Student Union.

Zhu: Then I will be the chairman.

Mei: The chairman has been succeeded by my senior brother. No choice.

Zhu: No choice? Where is the teacher? I told the teacher.

Mei: There is no teacher here, the chairman is in charge.

Zhu: Call the chairman out. Let’s see what kind of material this turtle son is!

Mei: Why are you swearing? I am the chairman!

Zhu: You are the president of the student union! I am the president of the country (ha).

Mei: Look (card), this is the chairman’s duty card.

Zhu: (gentle) Yeah. What a fuck. It’s true that I am blind and blind. Please forgive me if the statement I just made is offensive!

Mei: Your quality is too low. You are not qualified to interview student union cadres at all. Student union cadres must not only have the ability in this field, but also have good qualities in order to convince the public. Please come back!

Zhu: Give me a chance, I was joking with you just now.

Mei: What a joke! Is the student union a joke on you? Is this a joke? Come on, I still have things to do, don't waste my time!

Zhu: Hey, don’t think that if the tiger doesn’t show off its power, just think that I’m a sick cat and you don’t know how powerful I am. The president of the student union is nothing. Which bird counts. Bah, just a frog-like Taketaro.

Mei: What are you doing, looking for a fight!

Zhu: (whispering) No, it’s okay. I'm talking to myself. Just go about your business.

Mei: Even if I give you the courage, you wouldn’t dare to say anything about me

Zhu: (step away a few steps and look back) I’m just talking about you. Do you think you are the president of the student union? It's amazing. Damn, you're not like a bird.

Mei: You deserve a beating, don’t leave (catch up)