Humorous jokes

1. Laugh at midnight homework jokes. Call the teacher in the middle of the night and ask: Are you asleep? Then the teacher will definitely say: Sleep, what's the matter? Then you shouted with all your strength: Laozi TM is still doing homework! ! ! Then the teacher didn't react, and you hung up decisively.

2. Every day, laugh it off. Com provides more interesting jokes. Obviously, in the second grade of primary school, he is often late for school. One day, the teacher asked him why he was late, and he stayed for a long time without answering. When the teacher asked him again, he actually cried with a "wow"! Teacher: "Why are you crying?" Mingming: "I prepared a lot of' reasons for being late' yesterday. Somehow, I can't remember one today! "

3. Pupils joke, pupils write a composition: On Sunday, I went to the park to play and bought a mung bean popsicle at the gate of the park for five cents. . . After reading it, the teacher criticized him and said, "Is this copied from an old composition book? Writing a composition must at least have a sense of the times, and now there are five cents of mung bean popsicles! " The students nodded and soon returned the corrected composition to the teacher. It says: I went to the park on Sunday and bought a bottle of mineral water at the gate of the park. The production date is May 26th, 2020.