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Short stories about Yu Ji and time travel
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My name is Yu Ji.
My parents hope that I can become a journalist when I grow up. My father’s surname is Yu, so my name is Yu Ji. If I were a boy, I would still get along, but I am a girl, so my classmates would snicker every time the roll call was made for the new students.
I won’t mention the name, this is not the focus of my depression.
The most depressing thing for me is that I have been secretly in love with Yi Tianji for a year and a half, but they don’t even know who I am. Yi Tianji occupies the first place in the list of the top ten influential figures of Yunan Art High School. He is extremely handsome, arrogant and indifferent yet full of charm. He is elegant and noble. He is the largest business group in Yunan City-Yi Tianji The only legal heir, the most popular prince.
Of course, he is not just my crush, he is the crush of all the girls in Yunan City.
Some people say that the taste of secret love is green and wonderful, but I am impatient. I have been secretly in love like this for a year and a half. Is it easy for me? I drew stars and chose an auspicious day. I decided to stand in front of the school on a wonderful Friday afternoon and express my love to Yi Tianji in public during the free time after school. Anyway, this is the only way to die.
"Classmate Yi Tianji! My name is Yu Ji! I want to make friends with you..." As soon as my voice came out, the noisy and crowded crowd just now was suddenly frozen on the spot, and everyone was in a panic. His face was in disbelief.
Yi Tianji was also stunned for a moment, and then from his beautiful lips and teeth, he squeezed out a few words that seemed as if he was suddenly aware of it: "Are you worthy?"
Boom! The world is dark, the sky is falling and the earth is falling!
I have known for a long time that I would be rejected, but Yi Tianji, you don’t have to look down on me like this! What do you mean, am I worthy? Is the prince great?
Everyone around me burst into laughter, especially the girls, who were all gloating and pointing at me, with ridicule in their eyes and eyebrows.
When I came to my senses, Yi Tianji's figure had already turned the corner and disappeared. I was so angry that I decided to talk to him and teach him what politeness and self-cultivation are. Since parking is not allowed in front of the school, Yi Tianji has to pass through the pedestrian street every day to get into the car that picks him up. I rushed to him and stopped him with my hands on my hips.
Yi Tianji’s indifferent face showed an obvious look of disdain. He looked at me impatiently, waiting for my next words. When he saw the words he had just prepared mentally, he was so frightened that he couldn't find them anymore.
"Uh..." I looked up and down and left and right in annoyance. Suddenly, at a glance, something fell from the sixth floor and hit Yi Tianji! Before I had time to think about it, I pushed him away and said, "Be careful!"
He was pushed away by me, so the thing hit me directly on the head, and a stream of warm liquid quickly flowed down. There was a sharp pain and I knew nothing.
When I regained consciousness, I found that I was floating in the air, and a large amount of blood was pouring out of "my" head on the ground, staining Yi Tianji's snow-white shirt and a broken flowerpot. and broken Clivia splashed all over the floor.
Am I dead? He must be dead, otherwise how could there be two "I"s?
"Classmate Yu Ji, can you receive our message now?" A voice came from the air. I looked around, "Who is calling me?" Could it be a bull-headed horse-faced person? No, I don’t want to die yet!
"We are a soul collection company, responsible for getting in touch with a person's soul after their first death before the soul puller, and helping their soul choose more ways to stay..." the voice continued.
"Are you a human?" I'm a little confused.
“Yes, we are living people, and we use soul traps to discover the souls that have just left the human body. Isn’t soul time travel very popular on the Internet now? Basically 80% of them are time travel through our company Yes, our company has successfully opened the time and space gates of various dynasties for five thousand years..." the voice explained patiently.
"Time travel? Can I time travel?" My eyes lit up.
"Of course, the purpose of our soul collection company is to serve souls. As long as you agree to pay a certain fee, you can get a time-travel opportunity arranged by our company."
" But, how can I pay you?”
“Please read the contract first. If you agree, you can sign it with your mind, and we will turn it into physical words, and then ask your family to pay the bill. ." After saying that, a shadow of a transformed contract appeared in mid-air. There are too many terms, so I jump directly to the final remuneration terms: RMB 500,000! ?
This is... too much? I was hesitating when the voice sounded again: "After you travel through our company, we will automatically keep a soul in your body, which means that your body will not completely die, but will only become a vegetative state. If If you are not satisfied with the result of time travel and want to come back, you still have a chance to return to your own body. In other words, you can be resurrected..."
You can be resurrected! With a stroke of my pen, I signed it!
Mom and Dad, please forgive me for being unfilial. I will not be able to bring you insurance compensation after my death, and I will also make you owe a huge debt to Tianwaifei! sorry! Who asked you to give birth to a bad daughter like me who is unfilial, unfaithful, impulsive and a little rebellious!
Two
The sword was stuck in the pile of rocks, making a whistle.
I was attracted by its whistle. The sound was so loud that it directly interfered with my idea of ????choosing to cross the door. When the densely packed crossing gates were placed in front of me, my eyes were dazzled by the selection.
Until I heard this noise. I drifted into this space-time door involuntarily. Inside the door is a vast expanse of strangely clear sky. Then I saw this sword.
There is a beautiful woman in ancient costume washing clothes by the small river in front of the pile of rocks. Her eyebrows are pink and white, three colors are clear and beautiful, and there is a vague melancholy between her eyebrows. She says she is washing clothes, but it is more like waiting. people. If such a beauty became a star in modern times, she would definitely be famous all over the world. How come she was reduced to washing clothes by the river in ancient times?
Beauty, beauty! You were born at the wrong time! I secretly felt sorry for her.
The soul travels through common sense and usually floats in the direction of the palace, because the palace is a place of disputes and the probability of death is high. Only when people die can our souls have the opportunity to possess us. More importantly, there are many wealthy people. If you accidentally become Princess Princess or something like that, you will be rich for the rest of your life!
However, this sword is too strange. I leaned over to take a closer look, but unexpectedly the sword came out with a very unpleasant voice: "Hey, where did you come from as a dead soul? How dare you get so close to this sword spirit? Are you afraid that I will hit you?" Are you out of your mind?"
I jumped away in fright. A talking sword?
"Sword spirit? Shrimp thing? Sword demon, right? Ancient demon, why are you so arrogant? I just want to see how you can make such a strong sound when there is no impact and no separate sound system. Of..." I muttered.
But the sword was obviously angry, and it even forgot to sing, "Do you want to die, dead soul? Do you dare to say that this sword spirit is an ancient demon? You try to get closer..."
"I will come close to you when you ask me to do so? Let me tell you, I have only seen the Stinky Man, but not the Stinky Sword!" I rolled my eyes.
That sword is crazy. At this moment, the beautiful woman washing clothes by the river turned around and scolded the sword: "The Emperor's Sword, the enemy is about to take the bait, why did you stop?"
It turns out that the sword belongs to The name is Emperor Sword.
"Dead soul, the master asked me to work, I won't argue with you for now, just wait for me... Humph!" Tianzi Jian threatened me.
I deliberately prolonged my voice: "Oh! There are still masters who still have to work. It turns out they are still slaves. Be good and work hard, hahaha..."
" Dead soul, if you dare, don't run away for a while..." Sword Spirit was seriously angry.
I crossed my arms and said provocatively: "Young man, don't be so arrogant. You and I are not souls. We laugh at the same pace as we do at eighty steps. What's so cool about it? Huh! I despise you so much." ! ”
Because of his anger, Tianzi Jian’s voice was louder than before, and he seemed ready to move.
At this moment, the sound of horse hooves sounded in the distance. The beautiful woman by the river became nervous, maybe the person she was waiting for was coming. My curiosity grew and I decided to stay and watch the fun.
What came was a group of cavalry, all wearing heavy armor that covered their whole bodies. Only a small part of their faces was exposed, and their appearance could not be seen clearly. One of the leaders, a man, was riding a snow-white horse. That horse is tall and majestic, with flying colors, such a good horse, how can it be called handsome!
I drooled and floated forward, wanting to touch it, but it snorted, bounced me far away, and stared at me unhappily. Sure enough, the state of the soul is despised everywhere!
"Your Majesty, that whistle came from behind the woman washing clothes on the other side of the river..." said a person next to him.
"Well, let's go over and have a look." The baritone of the leading man was so magnetic, it sounded so good! I couldn't help but take a few more glances, but unfortunately I could only see one pair of eyes.
The river was not deep, and the horse team waded through it. Everyone's attention was on the place behind the laundry beauty. No one noticed the movements of the laundry beauty's hands, but I saw it. She pinched it with her middle finger and silently recited the sentence in her mouth. She was summoning the sword spirit.
At the summons, the Emperor's Sword flew up into the air and jumped into her hand. She stabbed the leader with the sword, fast and hard. The sword spirit was worthy of being a sword spirit. It actually pierced through the heavy armor and stabbed straight into the heart of the leader man. What a beautiful assassination! The speed was fast enough and the movements were cool enough. I was floating in the air, clapping my hands and shouting "Hello!"
Unfortunately, the white horse was frightened and turned around in time. The sword deflected off the heart and was not fatal.
The guards rushed forward. Although the beauty was highly skilled in martial arts, she was unable to defeat them and was captured on the spot. The leader covered his chest with blood gushing out with both hands, and asked with difficulty: "Who are you? Why do you want to assassinate me?"
The beauty said with determination: "Xiang evil thief, since I dare to come If I want to assassinate you, I don't want to go back alive!" After that, he touched his neck with the sword, rolled his eyes upward, and died.
A stunning beauty died like this? Isn't this too fast?
When the sword spirit saw that its master was dead, it whistled loudly. Seeing me in the air looking like a spectator, it flew towards me with great resentment.
You must not lose your mind. I am still waiting to possess a princess body and enjoy the treatment of a princess for a few months before I can go back and be resurrected. The Soul Company said that on the waxing day of every month, they will open the door to time and space. If any soul wants to go back, they can go back on this day of every month.
With an idea, I crawled towards the newly dead beauty. No matter how ferocious the sword spirit is, it won't kill its master, right?
There was still a trace of resentment in the body of the beautiful woman who had just died, and she rejected me. I couldn't adapt to it for a while, and I fainted.
Three
"Beauty, who are you?" came a cold voice.
I heard this voice as soon as I opened my eyes. Looking for the sound, I saw a man wearing a gorgeous purple casual robe. There was a cold smile on his resolute lips. It was hard to tell whether he was sad or happy. Looking up, his strong, straight and beautiful nose is indescribably elegant and beautiful. Moving up further, you come into contact with a pair of eyes as deep as a pool of ink, with the ends of the eyes raised slightly upward, black and thin long eyelashes, and eyes so narrow and squinting, a bit lazy, but more of a dangerous aura... p>
I was so shocked that I jumped up... Unfortunately, I couldn't jump high because there was a rope tied to my body.
"Yi Tianji! Why...are you here? Have you traveled through time too?" This was my first sentence, stammering and unable to convey my meaning.
impossible! How could it be? If it's Yi Tianji, he should at least know who I am, right? After all, I died for him, so I should be impressed, right? But, if it's not Yi Tianji, why do they look so similar?
The man's eyes turned slightly, showing no trace of confusion, but he did not make a sound. However, several people next to him got angry and shouted loudly: "Bold assassin, what are you talking nonsense? You have entered our prison in Xichu , you won’t have a chance to escape, why don’t you recruit me!”
Xi Chu? Where have I heard this term? I looked around, and it turned out to be a standard prison interrogation hall, with various torture instruments placed around it. My heart skipped a beat, they weren't going to torture me, were they? Mom! Save me! So scared!
"Come, I will be punished..." Seeing me looking around, those people were impatient to wait.
I was so frightened that my teeth chattered, "I'll recruit! I'll recruit! My name is Yu Ji..." I suddenly discovered an indisputable fact. I was definitely the best candidate to be a traitor.
The handsome man sitting on the gold-edged flower-carved chair narrowed his eyes, a look of surprise, joy and surprise flashed across his face, and asked: "Say your name again!"
"Yu Ji!" I answered honestly.
By the light of the torches burning on the four walls, I actually saw that the man had double eyes that showed the appearance of an emperor. The two overlapping eyes shone with a strange and charming look. .
The man had a look of disbelief on his face and murmured to himself: "Is what the fortune teller said true?" The handsome man's thoughtful look was beautiful. Yi Tianji, although I couldn't get close to you in modern times and didn't dare to look at you face to face, now in ancient times, I finally have this opportunity! This shows that the two of us are still destined.
Suddenly, he covered his chest, and a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead. It might be that the wound on his chest was hurting. If the injury was on Yi Tianji, how distressed I would be! I couldn't help but asked with concern: "Are you okay?"
Hearing what I said, a faint smile appeared on the handsome man's cold face. Yi Tianji's stand-in actually smiled at me! God! God! I'm going to faint with happiness.
"Temporarily take Yu Meiren into custody at Mingpingxuan. I will interrogate myself after I recover from my injuries. No one else is allowed to disturb Yu Meiren." The handsome man said calmly.
The people next to them looked at each other and had to agree: "Yes!"
Did ancient people only need to ask for a name to force a confession? Or is it that I, Yu Ji, have extraordinary good luck? But then I thought about it, dog P's good luck. If he was really lucky, would he be smashed to death by a flower pot in a daze?
Four
The rejection I felt when I first attached to this beautiful woman’s body has passed, and I no longer have similar discomfort, so I eat and drink in Mingpingxuan every day without going to school. You don’t have to endure the nagging from your parents when you’re worried about exams… Days like this are 100% vacation! Cool!
The handsome man never showed up, maybe he was recovering from his injury. With the handsome man's instructions, no one entered Mingpingxuan except for the maid who delivered meals and cleaned on time every day. Therefore, one day when I was lying on the gorgeous and comfortable chaise longue and taking a nap, I was interrupted by the noise coming from outside. When I woke up with a start, I felt quite unhappy.
I opened my eyes and looked over, and saw several beautiful women in fine clothes walking in. The doorman was pushed to the ground by them, and he did not dare to answer. I squinted my eyes and didn't get up.
Those people walked directly in front of me. An almond-eyed woman wearing goose-yellow satin clothes raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Are you the woman who assassinated the king?" I nodded.
Beside her, a pretty woman in pink clothes and feathers walked out, with rich makeup and a pair of bright eyes that seemed to be full of affection. How can you be so arrogant about the assassination? Do you know who we are?"
"Who are we?" I asked.
Your Majesty calls me a beauty? It is an undeniable fact that I am a beauty. Do I still need to be sealed?
"We are the king's favorite concubines. I am Concubine Shi, she is Concubine Ming, and you are just a little beauty. Why don't you kneel down and salute when you see us!" The almond-eyed woman announced her name. Number.
"Oh! Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! There's nothing to entertain you, just sit down wherever you want." I yawned.
“How dare you, this little beauty, dare to snub us like this! You don’t think that the king really believes what the old fortune teller said, do you? Maybe the prophecy of the old fortune teller was prepared for you after you failed to assassinate the king. Way out!" Concubine Ming's gentle expression showed ferocity.
The more I listened, the more confused I became. What kind of divination old man? What prophecy? Since I was imprisoned here, no one has ever taken the initiative to chat with me. The maids who came to clean me were all too shy to say anything when they saw me, for fear that I would kill them with a flying sword from the sky.
"Excuse me, can you explain it in detail? I don't understand." I asked humbly.
Concubine Ming and Concubine Shi winked at each other. Several beauties behind them acted as a shield. They both leaned towards me at the same time. As the sunlight swayed, I saw two shining daggers pointing towards me. Come on! If I hide from the one on the left, I can't hide from the one on the right. It's true that women have the most poisonous hearts.
According to the law of soul travel, once possessed by the body, if you die unexpectedly, you will be dragged away by the local soul puller. Unless you die when the soul company's travel door is wide open, you can go back safely.
I am sweating profusely, no, now is not the time to die!
I was so anxious that I shouted: "Help! Kill!"
At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the door: "What are you doing here?"
Concubine Ming and Concubine Shi quickly put the murder weapon back into their wide sleeves and stepped aside. Several beauties had already bent over and knelt down. The person who came was none other than the handsome king!
He is dressed in military uniform and full of heroic spirit. He is indeed a born king.
"When did the king come back? Is the war over? Didn't he say it would take another two or three days?" Concubine Ming bowed down and asked softly.
Why did he go out to fight when he was not well yet? I couldn't help but look over. Could it be that this handsome man had a strong body and the air was good in ancient times, so even his wounds healed faster?
The handsome man ignored her, "I remember I ordered that no one else should approach Mingpingxuan. Why do you appear here?" There was a hint of anger in his voice. As soon as the words fell, everyone knelt down, and Concubine Shi turned pale with fright, "Your Majesty, the concubines are just afraid that Yu Meiren... will be bored, so they came here to chat with her..."
"Really?" the handsome man said quietly.
"Yes... I hope your Majesty will see clearly and forgive your sins, and my concubines will never dare to make their own decisions again..." Several people knelt on the ground cautiously, not daring to move.
"Don't give up yet!" The handsome man didn't look at anyone when he said this, but just moved his eyes thoughtfully into the distance.
Why are you pretending to be cool? I only have Yi Tianji in my heart, and you are pretending to be in vain.
In the blink of an eye, everyone exited Mingpingxuan, leaving only me and the handsome man.
"Beauty, what are you thinking about?" He walked closer to me and took off his heavy armor. Didn't he rush here as soon as he came back and didn't even have time to take off his clothes? I was slightly moved unconsciously.
"What divination is there between you and me?" I asked curiously.
The handsome man had taken off his armor and was only wearing white clothes. Taking care of him as a patient, I stood up and let him lie down on my chaise longue. He pondered for a moment, "When I was born, I had double pupils, and there were auspicious signs from the sky. But a fortune teller told my parents that there was a disaster here, and I might not live long..."
My curiosity Even heavier, she knelt down next to him and looked at him without blinking. Although I have met Liao Liao several times with Handsome Man, there seems to be no barrier between me and him. Maybe it’s because I imagined him as Yi Tianji and I have rehearsed this situation in my mind several times.
"What happened next?"
"My family was very scared. The fortune teller said that someone would be able to resolve this disaster in the future. Not long ago, the fortune teller came to me and said that the person who would resolve my disaster was about to appear. She His name is Yu Ji..." At this point, the handsome man's originally squinted eyes opened to me, and his double pupils revealed a touch of extremely handsome beauty!
He smiled and said: "What I can't figure out is why the woman who was supposed to save me from disaster wanted to assassinate me? Beauty, can you give me a reasonable explanation?"
p>Suddenly, there was an urgent long report outside the door: "Report——Your Majesty, Liu Laothief's cavalry raided our vanguard camp!"
Looking over, there was something on the front of the man's uniform. The word "item"!
A thunder rang in my mind, Xi Chu, Liu Jun? Xiang Jun? Your Majesty... Could it be that the name of the handsome man in front of you is... Xiang Yu?
Did I choose the time and space gate of the Western Han Dynasty? What about my name, Yu Ji? Yu Ji? That famous beauty in history - Poppy? So he kept calling me Yu Ji and Yu Meiren?
The sky has fallen, the earth has sunk, and our feelings have been deceived...
"Why is the beauty so uneasy?" The handsome man's voice sounded low and soft.
I looked at him blankly, "Xiang Yu? Are you Xiang Yu?"
"The beauty is quite courageous. You are the first to dare to call me by my name. !" There was a hint of joking in the voice.
"I am not Yu Ji, my name is Yu Ji. My parents want me to be a reporter... Do you understand reporters? They are very cool, holding a camera to release first-hand top secret information. That kind?" I was anxious and gestured as I spoke.
Outside the gate of Mingping Juyuan, another anxious voice came: "Your Majesty, the situation is extremely critical, please make it clear——"
Xiang Yu stood up, took two steps and turned around again He came over, with an indifferent smile on his lips, "How about having dinner with me, beauty, tonight?"
I'm sorry, this guy, the enemies have already reached the door, and he's still there Talking about dinner slowly and calmly, you really feel confident. Is this the so-called true nature of a hero?
Looking at his tall figure leaving, I suddenly felt a little lost.
五
Rather than a dinner party between him and me, it is better to say that he and I sat side by side and invited hundreds of officials to a dinner party.
Lights danced in the room, lanterns were decorated, splendor and laughter arose. I looked at Xiang Yu in confusion, what on earth did he want to do?
I wear a phoenix crown on my head, with nine phoenixes made of gold wire. There are pearls in my mouth, which are flowing down like a rippling cloud of smoke. There is a light blush on my face. The cigarette grease actually looked like a person in a painting. Even I was shocked. Is this still a human being? Is she the Nine Heavens Profound Girl?
Although I was intoxicated for a while, I soon woke up. This is not my Yu Ji’s body, and it doesn’t need to be so stinky! When I think about it, I feel less excited.
"The King officially ennobles the poppy as a noble concubine today..." Xiang Yu put down the gold and jade wine bottle, looked around, and suddenly his words were startling.
There were shouts below: "Good luck to the imperial concubine..."
I was completely at a loss. Well, I was only a sophomore in high school and seventeen years old. It was a good time to date my crush. Time, how come you were suddenly upgraded to a noble concubine? There were black lines all over his face...
The corners of Xiang Yu's mouth slightly raised, and a charming smile appeared. I couldn't resist, so I let him hold my little hand, stood up, and accepted the crowd. of worship. After paying homage, Xiang Yu asked again: "Where is the envoy of Hua Shu?"
"I am here!" Someone came out and saluted.
"Draw a portrait of Concubine Yu to commemorate this moment!" Xiang Yu took me and sat down.
"I obey the decree." The man quickly took out a pen and paper and carefully drew a portrait for me.
Now I no longer have the mentality to understand this. All I can think about is that he made me a noble concubine. Well...then he will treat me as his wife? Uh...then will he do something wrong to me at night? Just thinking about it is terrifying!
My face turned pale after eating this meal.
Accidentally, I glanced into a dark corner and saw that the faces of Concubine Ming, Concubine Shi and other concubines were as pale as mine. It seems that I am not the only one who is suffering internally. When I think about it, I feel balanced. Haha, let’s all feel sad together!
Xiang Yu was so happy that he accepted the toasts from everyone and became almost drunk. After everyone dispersed, he led me to a luxurious palace with layers of white curtains, which was gorgeous but not extravagant.
"From now on, Qifeng Palace will be your bedroom. Are you satisfied with it, Poppy?" He took advantage of the drunkenness, put his arms around my waist, and blew his gentle breath into my ears. I pushed him away unceremoniously. If I hadn't seen that he was injured, I would definitely have made up for it. You dare to eat my tofu like this, are you impatient?
"Xiang Yu, you bastard! Why did you make me a noble concubine without my consent? Who is willing to be your wife? Do you know what human rights are?" I roared.
“Don’t you want it, Poppy? I thought there were so many people looking forward to this position, and Poppy would also like it.” He chuckled, and pulled me into his arms again, with such force that I couldn’t resist.
For a moment, the mellow smell of alcohol on his body and the ambergris he often used came to me. He was as charming and handsome as an elf prince, so close at hand, I was in a trance. It is unclear whether he is Yi Tianji or Xiang Yu.
No matter who it is, this feeling of being hugged domineeringly makes me feel very safe, and it’s actually not bad to lean on me like this... In the end, reason defeated my emotions, and I pushed him away hard, " Of course I don't want to. I demand human rights, and I'm not a slave. How can I let others do what I want?" Xiang Yu smiled, with a hint of admiration in his eyes and brows, "Is Poppy still planning? Are you unwilling to assassinate me?"
I gritted my teeth bitterly, "If you dare to do anything offensive to me, I will definitely assassinate you!"
Xiang Yufang Open me up and laugh out loud, the sound echoes in Qifeng Palace, it is so low and pleasant, I can clearly hear my own heartbeat. It's over, it's over, this guy has magic that makes my heart beat faster involuntarily sometimes.
"Poppy, I am tired today, please allow me to rest here for one night. In fact, you don't have to worry, I made you a noble concubine because I believe what the fortune teller said, only you can To resolve this king's calamity... So, I will keep you..." Xiang Yu said as he lay on the gorgeous bed, his voice became lower and lower, and he fell asleep.
I grit my teeth with hatred, this bastard! How dare you occupy my bed! hateful! Let's see if I don't kick him down...
I lifted my foot a few times and finally put it down. Who made him injured? Fortunately, there was a thick carpet on the floor, so I resignedly pulled the quilt off the bed and slept on the floor in the corner of the room far away from the bed.
Six
When I woke up the next morning, I found that I was sleeping on the bed and Xiang Yu was gone.
The palace maids were waiting beside the bed with gold basins filled with water. My first instinct was to reach out and wash my hands. I immediately thought of an idiom, is this called washing hands with a golden basin? Suddenly my mood improved greatly.
After asking casually, the palace maid replied that the king will go on an expedition at the fifth watch and it may take some time to come back.
I remembered that yesterday someone outside Mingping reported that Liu Jun had raided the avant-garde camp. Maybe it was because of the tight war. But he just left without saying goodbye, and he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. Am I crazy and still lost? I'll be safer if he's not here. The newly appointed concubine should have a slightly higher rank than the others, right? There are people to help you, and you no longer have to worry about others making trouble. You can do whatever you want!
However, there are no more troublemakers, but more and more flatterers.
Concubine Ming and Concubine Shi come to greet me every day, with flattery written all over their eyes and eyebrows. I ordered someone to make a pair of mahjong, and taught them a lesson by the way. Mahjong is the best game to kill boredom. There is a stake in winning or losing, so their goodies came to me one after another.
All kinds of gold and jade antiques, valuable hand jewelry, even tea silk cloth, etc. It would be great if I could really take something back with me. It is an absolute antique!
After a few days, Concubine Shi lost the most miserably. She donated a bag of fine tea leaves that the king had rewarded a few days ago to me. When he gave it to me, his face was full of heartache and reluctance, but I looked at it with joy.
However, she quit the mahjong game because she had no gambling funds, and we couldn’t get the characters together, so we had to take a day off.
I asked the palace maid to brew Concubine Shi’s tea bag and get some pastries. I lay on the swing chair that had just been set up outside the main hall of Qifeng Palace not long ago, swaying and fainting. Feeling sleepy.
In late summer and early autumn, when the leaves fall from the trees, I feel a little homesick. Mom and dad should be sad, right? Today is the day of the waxing moon. The time-travel gate is wide open and we can return to the present day. However, Xiang Yu has not come back yet. Should we say goodbye to him before leaving?
A voice suddenly woke me from my deep thoughts: "Is the beauty thinking about me?"
I turned around and saw a handsome and charming face suddenly appeared in front of me. In front of me, he was wearing a silk dragon robe, with a yellow tassel tied around his waist. He looked at me with a playful expression, and then, with two slender and elegant fingers, he gently picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and put it to his mouth. Chew carefully.
He is a devil.
The idea suddenly came to me.
Demons possess both evil and attractive power.
"Xiang Yu, do you like playing tricks?" I glared at him unhappily.
"The beauty was in a daze and didn't see me coming. I didn't blame the beauty for not greeting her, but the beauty blamed me for being invisible?" Xiang Yu said with a smile. I was immediately confused by his talk about me and beauty, so I ignored him.
Just then, the tea boiling in the small tea stove on the stone table started boiling. I stood up and poured a cup, and the aroma immediately filled the air. After blowing a few breaths of cool air, he was about to bring it to his lips. He took it with a big hand, and only heard a hateful voice saying: "Didn't anyone tell the beauty that the first cup of tea should be given to her?" "Would you like to drink it, Your Majesty?" He said, taking a sip and frowning suddenly.
"Xiang Yu, don't go too far! My name is Yu Ji, not Yu Ji!" I roared.
I vaguely heard the sound of a low whistle, and I finally noticed that Xiang Yu was carrying a sword on his back. It's the Emperor's Sword!
This sound is the roar of Emperor Sword.
It is its resentment.
Xiang Yu's brows furrowed deeper and deeper. He staggered and supported the stone table with one hand. When he raised his head again, blood came out of his mouth. A trace of despair and sadness flashed in his eyes, "Beauty, is this another way of assassinating you?"
"Xiang Yu, what's wrong with you? How could this happen? Someone come! Hurry up!" Someone is here!" I panicked and stepped forward to help him. Could it be the cup of tea just now?
Is Xiang Yu dying?
No, it won't...
Soon, many people poured into Qifeng Palace, including imperial doctors, generals, and guards. I was captured, locked up in a side hall, and strictly guarded. I was not allowed to go out even a step. I lay next to the door, listening to the noise outside. From time to time, the voice of the imperial doctor came, and the voices of the guards suppressing the crying concubines and beauties in the harem. The entire Qifeng Palace was like a purgatory on earth.
At this time, I wanted to hear Xiang Yu’s teasing or cold voice; I wanted him to appear elusively behind me as usual, and I could see him as soon as I turned around... But, no, He was too poisoned. The imperial doctor said it was crane crown red. Fortunately, he only took a small sip, otherwise he would have been unable to be cured.
Seven
It was dark, the moon came out, and the bright light spilled in from the window, breaking into mottled shadows. Outside, everything seemed quiet.
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