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Legend of Wulin (1) Snowy night mutation

Sunset is low, the north wind is whistling, endless snowflakes are falling with ice, and the world is full of silence and cold.

Zhong Ren wrapped his coat and looked anxiously at the snow in front of him. It snowed all day, but at night, instead of stopping, it snowed harder and harder. If you can't find a place to rest before nightfall, you will have to spend the night in the snow. In the mountains in late winter, there are often hungry wolves, and wolves live in groups. Although there is a big brother, it is also a big trouble.

Thought of here, Zhong Ren looked at the knight around him. The heavy snow almost dyed the knight's black robe red, but he didn't care. He just rode silently, as quiet as a statue. The horse's body is almost covered with snow, but it is black like black jade under the snow, black enough to reflect a ray of light on the snow. Also reflecting light is a pennant inserted in the harness, flying fiercely in the wind. When the flag flutters, the four golden characters of "Tianfeng Escort Agency" are faintly visible. It's just that as time goes by, everything is gradually blurred.

"Liu Laoliu!" The bell came back and asked, "How far is it from the family you mentioned? If we don't arrive before dark, I'm afraid we will all be eaten by wolves! "

"Not far, not far, just over the mountain. Mr. Zhong can rest assured! " A middle-aged man with a red rosacea quickly responded. "I have lived here for most of my life, and I don't know which one is thousands of miles away? Besides, it's not a problem to be a mere wolf pack with your skills and those of Uncle Su! "

"You son of a bitch can talk!" Zhong Ren criticise, "just don't want to drink now, so as not to go the wrong way and suffer from the flesh. When you get to the place, there will be a lot of rewards! "

"yes! Yes! Yes! The villain cares! " Mr Six hurriedly put the wine gourd into his carry-on bag and walked down with a smile.

"Eldest brother," Zhong Ren turned around and said to the knight beside him, "that place is not far away. Let's step up and get there before dark. "

The knight sighed and said in an inaudible voice, "Ren, is this Mr. Liu really credible?" The participation of outsiders in escort is a taboo for escort agencies. This is a land of dragons and tigers. If you meet an expert, even if you and I join hands, the odds are unknown. I really don't want you to do this if it wasn't for the delay caused by the heavy snow road closure a few days ago. "

"Eldest brother, the younger brother is extremely cautious when selecting people. This Mr. Liu owed a large gambling debt before, but his wife and son were sold into slavery and didn't pay it back, or his brother redeemed it. Now he still has a large debt in his hand. If he dares to have second thoughts, he will only die. Besides. . . . "Zhong Ren said, and looked around the sedan chair in the middle of the team. The doors and windows of the sedan chair are covered with thick flannel to prevent the influx of snow, and there is a slight cough from time to time in the sedan chair.

"Besides, Ann can't wait, can she?"

The knight was silent. In the sedan chair is his only son, Su Changan. His mother died in childbirth, so she loves him very much. I don't want him to be hit by a mysterious man with internal skills at the age of seven. If Su Tianfeng hadn't been treated with pure internal strength, he would have died long ago. Although I have been lucky enough to live for ten years now, whenever I am cold, hot and wet, I will inevitably have hemoptysis and heartache. And since the beginning of the year, Su Changan's condition has become more and more serious. Su Tianfeng is worried about this.

In another village, Mr. Mei, a well-known Jianghu doctor who has lived in seclusion for a long time, unexpectedly appeared in Tianyunmen last month, and successfully treated the senior brother of Tianyunmen who was possessed by martial arts, resulting in disorder of meridians. Hearing this, Su Tianfeng went to Tianyunmen alone, knelt down in Tianyunshan for three days and three nights, and finally touched Mr. Mei. However, Mr. Mei suggested that Tianfeng Escort Agency must secretly transport a peerless medicinal material "Ground Fire Silkworm" to him for customs, so that he could treat Su Changan, so he had this snowstorm trip.

Generally, silkworms are afraid of heat and cold and need to live in a mild environment. This local fire silkworm grows in geothermal hot springs and can carry all kinds of poisons. It can carry rare treasures for 50 years and 100 years. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, Su Changan specially sent someone to collect a large box of precious medicinal materials before fleeing. The trip inside Shanhaiguan Pass was smooth, but the law and discipline outside Shanhaiguan Pass were loose. Wulin people in the Central Plains often come here to become outlaws. After passing through Shanhaiguan, they suffered many wars and injuries. After arriving at Jiuqu River and Mountain, it was snowing heavily. Su Tianfeng had to delay for a few days because of the complicated terrain and the extreme fatigue of the staff, and finally set off before the heavy snow broke out last night, so he didn't want to snow again this morning.

At this time, the team finally climbed over the hill and began to go down the mountain. The way down the mountain is much easier than up the mountain. Soon, I saw the lights of a family at the foot of the mountain dim. Su Tianfeng and Zhong Ren are relieved.

"Guys hurry up! It's time to rest! Brother, I'll go down and explore the road first! " Zhong Ren let out a cry, then drove the horse scurrying, several turned and disappeared. Su Tianfeng said with a smile: "This guy is more anxious than me."

"Dad" suddenly sounded a crisp voice. "Is it coming soon?" Taking his word, a figure emerged from the sedan chair. He is a young man with fine eyes under fire, but even under fire, his lips are a little whiter than others, which is a sign of poor blood flow. This young man is Su Changan, the son of Su Tianfeng.

"Ann son, how did you come out? It's windy outside, go home quickly! " Su Tianfeng quickly took the boy's hand and wanted to introduce him into the car.

"Dad, this sedan chair is stuffy and tight, let me go out for some air. I've been sitting all day. Moreover, such a snow scene has never been seen in Jiangnan. " The boy pleaded.

"This. . . "Su Tianfeng hesitated," but your body. . . . "

"Dad, the baby is not so delicate."

"all right." Su Tianfeng sighed. He can never refuse Aiko's request.

Strangely, after getting off the sedan chair, Su Changan was talking and laughing, sometimes standing at a distance, and sometimes singing snow in Yongmei, showing no signs of illness, as if he were a normal and healthy seventeen-year-old boy. Everyone seems to be infected by Su Chang 'an's joy and start talking and laughing.

After going down the mountain, the motorcade walked towards the family. See Zhong Ren standing at the door from a distance. Su Tianfeng drove Ma Xiangqian away, but he was about to speak. Zhong Ren said, "Brother, this master is a single hunter. I heard that you want to spend the night and rest, even if you have no money. Now you are preparing dinner for us! Say hello to everyone! " Su Tianfeng answered and led the troops into the yard one after another.

The boiler is burning firewood, the room is warm as spring, and food and wine are already on the table. Walking on the snowy road all day is exhausted. At this time, he took off his armor and drank to his heart's content. On the other hand, Su Chang Ann is not feeling well, because he has just traveled all the way, so he has taken medicine and rested in the back room.

"Come, propose a toast to Mr. Li. Thank you for taking me in, otherwise I'm afraid we'll all spend the night in the snow! " Su Tianfeng laughed long, raised his wine bowl and compared it with the man in the middle seat, and dried it up.

"Where where, the clown, dare not pretend to be Mr .. Su Daxia is famous in the earthquake-stricken areas. I'm afraid anyone who sees him will be regarded as a guest of honor. It's a blessing to come to my humble abode. It's just that you drink so much, I'm afraid you'll get drunk soon. " Orion, known as Mr. Li, speaks politely, without the rudeness of ordinary mountain villagers at all.

"It's not afraid of jokes, with Mr Alcohol, I haven't met my opponent on the wine table, but I can't drink any more. After all, I have something important to do. . . "Su Tianfeng was about to get up when he suddenly fell to the ground with a bang. Looking at it in a blink of an eye, I don't know when many escort brothers have fallen to the ground, and their faces are black and blue, which seems to be impossible to live.

"Su Daxia, what do you think of my' ruling powder' power?" There was a faint voice overhead. It was Orion Lee who spoke. He looked down at Su Tianfeng, and his mouth was radiant with a strange smile.

You! Su Tianfeng was startled and wanted to stand up and resist, but his body seemed to be out of control and he couldn't move at all.

"Don't worry, eldest brother, what Mr. Li gave you is a non-toxic' drunken dream fairy', but it won't move for a while." Another voice sounded, so familiar, but so harsh.

Zhong Ren.

"A Ren, you!" Su Tianfeng never imagined that this brother, who had worked hard with himself for more than ten years, had teamed up with outsiders to frame himself!

"Eldest brother feel very strange? Don't understand why I want to do this? " Zhong Ren leaned over and helped Su Tianfeng to the chair, held Su Tianfeng's cheek with his hand, and forced Su Tianfeng to look at himself.

What Su Tianfeng sees is anger, jealousy, resentment and unwillingness. . . Finally, desire.

Suddenly there was a loud noise, and Su Tianfeng was pressed on the bench, and the hot temperature could be felt even through the clothes. At present, Zhong Ren's eyes are as red as wild animals.

"You are crazy!" He couldn't help crying.

"Yes, I'm crazy, already crazy! Eighteen years ago, you took a fancy to that bitch, and I was going crazy! " Zhong Ren roar loud, "why, why is she! Why am I not! "

"What the hell are you talking about! Let me go! " Su Tianfeng drink a way. If in normal times, how could he be so easily restrained? Tonight is an emergency, and it is impossible to prevent an arrow from behind.

"Let go? Let go? Do you know, big brother, I have been waiting for twenty years tonight, how can I let go easily? " Zhong Ren's voice changed and became as sad as hatred. He suddenly leaned over and held Su Tianfeng tightly, biting the neck of the person under him.

"Let's call it a day. You look ugly now. " A contemptuous laugh sounded, and Su Tianfeng became lighter. Originally, Zhong Ren was pulled by Orion Li, and his collar was lifted. "I have one more thing to ask Master Su."

"Ann son! Ann. What did you do to Ann? " Su Tianfeng suddenly remembered his son who was still in the back room and cried He Wen.

"Su Daxia rest assured, the room is burning with hypnotic YaoXiang, presumably your son is dreaming at this time. But you asked me first, Master Su. Don't you know that you are under my control? " Orion Li chuckled: "Anyway, the power of the drunken dream fairy is enough for me to explain the cause and effect clearly."

"I'm Li Yannian from Kanto Black Dragon Port. Where is Black Dragon Harbor? I think Master Su must have heard of it. "

Su Tianfeng was silent. When he founded Tianfeng Escort Agency, he had already heard that there was a group of bandits outside the customs, occupying an area of Heilonggang, and acting fiercely to intercept past business trips. Their leader is proficient in martial arts and has a mysterious identity. The government sent troops to fight bandits many times, but they were all defeated. Only then did I know that his leader's surname was Li, who was originally a Wulin in the Central Plains and didn't want to meet him today.

"On the third day of the twelfth lunar month this year, I entered the customs to find an old friend. I accidentally learned that Zhong Ren, the second escort of Tianfeng Escort Agency, was escorting a peerless sword for the current general Qin. I don't like gold and silver jewelry in my life, but I am very interested in weapons and martial arts, so I asked about the route escorted by Zhong Er. "

Speaking of which, Li Yannian glanced at Zhong Ren and said with a smile, "Captain Zhong Er should pay more attention to his subordinates." . Zhong Ren cold hum 1, silent.

"After learning about the foothold of the Zhong Er escort, I arrived ahead of time. When it was almost time, a group of people came and prepared to camp for the night. A banner was inserted in the accompanying grain wagon, which read' Tianfeng Escort Agency'. The first person has a sword hanging around his waist, which is majestic and shiny. Presumably that is the sword of this escort; This man must be Zhong Er's guard. "

"I wanted to grab it at once, but I heard the man say,' Brothers, have a rest after dinner. I'll stay until midnight.' I think this man is too great. God helped me, so I waited patiently until the other escorts rested. "

"Don't want to clock two guards head suddenly got up and left the camp. I thought I had been discovered and was about to make a move, but I saw the second escort head walk into the Woods. Leaving the escort team alone is a taboo for escort, and it is extremely unusual for escort captain Zhong Er to do so. I felt strange in my heart and followed me to the Woods. "

"After entering the forest, I suddenly heard the roar like a beast, and I thought," Does the second guard of this clock practice Gong Xuan, and must practice it at this time every day? So I walked through the Woods by moonlight. Do you know what I saw, Captain Su? "

Su Tianfeng closed his eyes tightly. After a long time, he squeezed a word through his teeth: "Say!"

"I see, you take it as your own brother, Zhong Er. His eyes are closed, his cheeks are flushed, and his hands are tightly wrapped in a pair of men's blasphemous pants. He is doing that kind of self-blasphemy, and his mouth keeps shouting' Big Brother, Big Brother'. After a while, an essence sprayed out. "

Hear Li Yannian at this point, although this is Zhong Ren, also can't help but face a red.

"ridiculous!" Su Tianfeng low drink a way.

"Funny? I'm afraid the guards of Chief Su don't know the secret of Longyang's happiness, which is even more fascinating than men and women! " Li Yannian laughed. "Now you finally know why your second brother hasn't been married for twenty years, right? He has always loved you. "

"I can't believe that Zhong Ren, the second escort of Tianfeng Escort Agency, has the habit of sleeve-breaking. The person he fantasized about turned out to be his eldest brother. I was shocked and couldn't help laughing. "

"'Who's there!' Zhong Er's guard suddenly shouted, followed by a rustle of clothes. I couldn't hide my whereabouts, so I showed up. In the moonlight, the flush on Zhong Er's escort's face hasn't faded, the hill between his legs still stands tall, and a pair of obscene trousers covered with men's white liquid hangs on the branches beside him. "

"As soon as we appeared, Zhong Er's guards dashed forward with their hands folded, grabbed my heart, waist and abdomen, and laid hands on him fiercely, just to take my life. I flew back to avoid this palm, and Zhong Er's guard turned around and elbowed me and shouted,' This sneaky little man dared to spy on me and killed you here today!' I replied, "I mean Jin Jian. I didn't mean to offend Zhong Er's guards. As long as the person escorting Zhong Er raises his sword, I will rot it in my stomach, otherwise, just shout at me and your people will come. " "

"Zhong Er guards heard that, also took drastic action, instead of using internal force attack. I just thought it was funny. I've been away from the Wulin for so long that someone is so ignorant that they dare to oppose me. I want him to know what it means that there are people outside, and there are days outside, so he will do something. "

"Who knows just a contact strength inside, only to find that they seem to have the same root. My in the mind a surprised, backhand hit the guard Zhong Er. Just as I was about to ask a question, the guard Zhong Er caught me: "Who are you?" ? How did you steal my eldest brother's internal work?' I was pleasantly surprised. I really can't find a place to get it. It was done without any effort. I finally found the trace of that man. "

"I bowed to Zuo Temari and said,' It turns out that Su Da, the head of your escort agency, and I are from the same school. Now that Zhong, the escort, has learned this skill, you and I are brothers and sisters. "Who and you are other disciples! What the hell are you doing here tonight! Zhong Er, the escort, said it was extremely defensive for me to put on a defensive posture. "

"Home division this river's lake idle people, no trace. After making great efforts, he ran around again, and I realized that he had another apprentice. The internal force of Zhong Er Escort Agency must be inspired by General Su Escort Agency. I also visited the Wulin of the Central Plains today. I heard that Chief Zhong Er was going to escort a peerless sword, and my heart itched, so I ate it early. Now that you and I are in the same room, please ask Han Hai if you are offended. "

"I said that, Zhong Er's guard also slowly unloaded his alert, back a few steps, turned to go. I stopped him and said,' It's just that I can't bear to see such a beloved person as Zhong Escort. It should be pointed out that although a person's love goes against his will, if he is born perfect, he is not a person. I have a clever plan for you today, which may be a good thing for you. I wonder if Director Zhong Er wants to hear it? " "

"Say it!"

"I have a unique medicine. If I accept it, even a saint can't stand the pain of lust. This medicine has another advantage. If the person taking medicine is a man, it can make the backyard empty and itchy, and only the man's essence can relieve it. With this medicine in hand, are you still afraid of not getting what you want? I'm just afraid that after the drug effect, Director Su will spare you. Besides, the chief escort will be in a lot of trouble if he pesters a group of people to go through customs. If you are outside the customs, you can be safe and sound with your martial arts and power. "

Laughing more and more presumptuous, he said to Su Tianfeng, "Captain Su, do you know why your emperor asked for a guide? He did this for you! "

Su Tianfeng closed his eyes for a long time before saying, "It seems that Sue is doomed to be trapped here. If you want to kill someone, you can do whatever you want. Ren, if you still care about our mutual affection, please send Ann and the local fire silkworm to Mr. Mei safely. After the job is done, eldest brother is at your disposal. "

In the silence, the candlelight flickered, and the rain or shine shone on Li Zhong's face.

For a long time, Zhong Ren gnashed her teeth and said, "Eldest brother is still thinking about this bitch at this time? If you hadn't arrived in time ten years ago, he would have been killed by me. "

Everything is clear, why the mysterious man can hold Ann when he is not at home, and why he can escape in time when he comes back. Today, all doubts have been solved, because the mysterious person is Zhong Ren!

Zhong Ren! Su Tianfeng looked up at the sky and cried sadly. He put his hands together and attacked Zhong Ren with all his skills. "You killed my son, and today you will die here!"

This really surprised Li Zhong, and Zhong Ren quickly stood in front of him with bent arms. However, Su Tianfeng's move was so powerful that he heard a bang. Zhong Ren was flying against the wall, vomiting blood in his mouth, and his arms were twisted into strange shapes. Obviously, his arm bones were broken. Su Tianfeng wanted to pursue, but he heard several reports from behind him. It turns out that Li Yannian has attacked. Su Tianfeng reflexively chopped back, 1 of "pa", and caught Su Tianfeng's offensive with both hands. Su Tianfeng immediately changed his tactics and tried his best to be fierce and overbearing, but Li Yannian's martial arts was really high, and all the offensives were easily resolved.

"Sue escort, you forced exercise to resolve the efficacy, but there is a lot of damage to the meridians. If you don't leave now, do you still want to kill me? " Li Yannian sneer at a way.

"Little useless talk! You will die today! " Su Tianfeng's eyes were red and he shouted loudly, and his offensive was even more fierce.

"Sue, relax," Li Yannian said. He stopped being rigid and dodged with flexible footwork. "I am also good at medical treatment. Maybe I can cure your son's illness. Just tell me where Qian Ji Road is. "

Su Tianfeng just didn't answer, and all the actions were desperate. Li Yannian was suddenly cornered. If he doesn't strike back again, when it is inevitable, he will be greeted by a thunderous blow from Su Tianfeng. Li Yannian understood, backhand to Su Tianfeng, "bang" a loud noise, two hands, from extremely dynamic to extremely quiet. For a long time, I saw white steam coming out of Su Tianfeng, and the whole person was like being in a steamer; Li Yannian, on the other hand, although a full face of solemn color, but compared with Su Tianfeng, already can be said to be personable, two people.

"Captain Sue, no, I should call you a younger brother," sink a track. "I didn't mean to hurt you. Just tell me how you learned this' thousand-machine trick' and where the person who passed it to you is now, and I will let you go, okay? " Su Tianfeng was silent, but he still tried. Seeing this scene, Li Yannian sighed: "Stubborn!" Bring out the whole body skills, and want to beat each other with strong internal skills. At the critical moment, Su Tianfeng suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "An Er!"

Li Yannian only felt a pain in her waist and looked back in horror. The person who hurt himself turned out to be Su Changan, who should have been in a coma!

A master's trick is the most distracting, so Su Tianfeng took the opportunity to fight back. Li Yannian couldn't respond, but only felt a strong voice. His throat was sweet and faint, and he was badly beaten by Su Tianfeng.

"Ann son! Go! " Su Tianfeng took Su Chang 'an's hand and rushed to the door.

"Children dare to hurt me!" Li Yannian's roar came from behind, followed by a few "rustling" sounds, and several shadows headed straight for Su Chang 'an. Su Tianfeng didn't think much, but he turned behind Su Chang 'an and suddenly felt a pain in his back, but how did he stop at this time? After the two men broke the door, they rode away.

For a long time, Li Yannian struggled to get up and stumbled towards the door. The snow still hasn't stopped, and Sue's father and son have disappeared.