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Writing a person's composition is urgent! Urgent! Urgent! ~~~~~~~~~
A pair of big eyes, like two big black pearls, are black and shiny, and her small flat nose sets off her cuteness. A croak of a small mouth can scare "hundreds of lions". My two calves always don't listen to each other when they sleep, and they keep pushing the covered quilt. This is my sister.
My sister is a master boxer. She has many unique skills. Although it is only three days, it is enough to beat a child for six or seven months. Eyes as big as black pearls, two small eyes like broad beans keep turning and visiting this strange world everywhere.
My sister likes to snore when she sleeps. Listen! This kind of sleeping sound is very similar to the snoring of a kitten when sleeping. How orderly! One, two, one, one, two ... more like a pig's wheezing when it's full. Looking at the bulging mouth of my sleeping sister, I smiled sweetly.
My sister likes eating snacks. Before eating snacks, she always opens her mouth and makes a "crunching" sound, as if she were teasing us. This is lovely. Seeing that no one noticed her cuteness, she frowned, blinked and burst into tears. What's even funnier is that she cried for so long and didn't shed a tear. She didn't stop crying until she knew that someone had given her food. She opened her mouth wide, arched herself and wolfed down the snacks. After eating, I proudly made a' yaya' sound, as if it were a aftertaste. If they can't eat it, they will grab the bag and twist it a few times until they eat it. Oh, what a hothead!
My sister is as timid as a mouse, and she really deserves her reputation. Look! She will be surprised by the light sound of putting the cup gently. Once, I held my sister's tender little hand and was about to scrub it with a wet towel. Suddenly, my sister's hands and feet stretched out, and my face, which had just fallen asleep, was gloomy and full of tears. Sister's courage is really small!
Sleeping sister is often moody. Look! Just now, I fell asleep sweetly, with a sweet smile of sacrifice on my lips. Suddenly, my face was full of sadness, and my mouth was still screaming, like a good dream and a nightmare when I was dreaming.
This is my naughty and lovely sister!
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