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A man bought a parrot and wanted to teach it to learn civilized language, so he would say "good morning" when he passed it every morning.

Said he was in a bad mood this morning and didn't say anything when he passed by. The bird stared at him coldly and said:

"Hey, what's wrong with you today?"

Dali bought a parrot and couldn't wait to make the bird talk as soon as he entered the house.

"Yours, talk?" Da Li stretched out her neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond.

"Yours can talk, and it is rare." Da Li picked up a bug to seduce him. The parrot still doesn't respond.

"Yours, don't talk and go to hell!" Da Li threatened with a sullen face.

Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!

One night, Cindy came home from work and cooked dinner as usual. But she found water in the kitchen.

The drain pipe of the water tank seems to be blocked, so she called William, the water electrician, hoping that he could come and help repair it. William

He said that he would go to Cindy's house tomorrow afternoon. Because it was during Cindy's office hours,

So Cindy told him, "I'll put the key under the doormat and come in yourself." I have an Akita dog.

Dog, good, you don't have to worry. Besides, I have a parrot, who is a troublesome guy. When you came in,

Wait, whatever it tells you. Remember! Never talk to parrots. "William listened to although full of doubts, but

Let's just say.

The next afternoon, William arrived at Cindy's house on time, entered the door and began to repair the kitchen sink. This dog is very good,

I didn't yell at him. The parrot kept talking and shouting at him. At first, William remembered Cindy's instructions.

I didn't pay attention to it, but the parrot kept calling. After a while, William finally couldn't stand it. He looked at the parrot.

Shout: "Shut up! You big stupid bird! "

The parrot paused, and William thought his roar had some effect.

Then, I heard the parrot imitate Cindy's voice and say, "Dog! Go bite him! " Then I heard a noise in the kitchen.

Screams. (

Little x went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one thing-"Who is it?"

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Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home at night, he thought, "I don't believe in teaching, and I don't believe in teaching!" " So little x taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry, locked the door and went to work.

After a while, a plumber (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: plumber.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: plumber.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: plumber.

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I hear the parrot in the room: plumber.

Xiao X especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan.

Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive?

Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything.

Little X bought it as soon as he heard that he was so clever.

He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot.

X: I can walk.

Parrot: I can walk.

X: I can run.

Parrot: I can run.

X: I can fly.

Parrot: You are bragging!

When the big fool entered a country, he took a parrot.

The customs officer stopped him and said, "Sir! You have to pay taxes on this parrot. "

"How much should I pay?"

"Live 50 yuan, and the specimen is only 15 yuan!"

At this moment, I heard the parrot croak, "What a fool! Don't be stingy! "