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Ask for 20 13 Spring Festival Evening Diary.

On New Year's Eve, firecrackers sounded, and three generations sat in front of the TV, laughing and laughing. At 8 o'clock sharp, suddenly, courage flooded and wonderful programs poured in. We held our breath and enjoyed the wonderful time of reunion.

Colorful lights are decorated, and people's faces are filled with happy smiles. The versatile host sang "He Xinchun" and spoke fluent Mandarin, which opened the curtain. After a few brief and warm greetings, Phoenix Legend sang the flavor of China in a beautiful voice, and Wang Leehom sang the zodiac with relish.

What I can't forget is the classic sketch of Pan Changjiang and Cai Ming-you can jump if you want. Among them, Cai Ming became a vicious little old lady who was lonely after retirement. First, she ran all over the three male presenters and teased Li Yong: "Are you used to shortening your face?" Run old finish: "The face is wrinkled and cute!" Faced with the sensational style of Zhu Jun's Art Life, Cai Ming responded coldly: "Don't be sensational, I can't cry!" Watching several hosts stay on the stage, an "ugly stay" made them turn around and run, which attracted the audience to burst into laughter.

After Pan Changjiang took the stage with a radio, Cai Ming's amazing remarks were further escalated, throwing out golden sentences such as "You are miniature, your heart is obscene", "Seven Snow White and a dwarf are not fairy tales, but horror movies" and "What are you doing with me". When Pan Changjiang was abandoned by her partner, she volunteered to be Pan Changjiang's new partner, and she didn't forget to run his height: "People who stand up like you didn't stand up have already stood up. Why can't I stand up again? " The incessant shelling in Cai Ming made us laugh our heads off.

Foreign pop divas Celine Dion and Song Zu Ying sang "Jasmine", which is a combination of Chinese and Western songs. It's like a sound of nature lingering in my ear, spinning constantly. This is a blend of Chinese and western music with a unique flavor. Liu Qian's magic stunned everyone, and the bottle could go through the glass. The profile reflects not only his profound ability, but also his imaginary picture of continuous hard training. As the saying goes, it takes ten years to get off the stage in one minute, and you can learn anything.

The familiar "Unforgettable Tonight" rang the bell of the New Year, and the wonderful Spring Festival Evening left me an unforgettable memory.

Don't copy them all.