Ten jokes: whether you care or not, this product is so fat that it still competes with me for food.

1, just walking on the road, I received a phone call from a strange woman and said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, and I couldn't help it ..." Then she hung up ... and left me standing in the wind.

2. A girl was punished for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy stared at her for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant. She whispered shyly, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy bowed his head and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? This umbrella is ten yuan. .....

On the train, a beautiful woman cried like a pear in the rain. The conductor was pitiful and asked, "Hello, I'm the conductor. What can I do for you? " The beauty wiped her tears and said, "I missed my stop." "Ok, come on, please make up the ticket."

The doctor came out of the obstetric operating room, and the man stepped forward anxiously and asked, "What's going on!" Doctor: "Adults are saved, but it's a pity that children …" The man choked up at the news. Doctor: "Today is April Fool's Day. I lied to you. Haha ~ "The man's face lit up in an instant, and the doctor went on to say," Your wife is dead, too. "

Tintin was too short, so he went to learn Latin dance.

6. Liu Bei said to Zhao Yun: Zilong, you see that Yun Chang and Yide have become sworn brothers. Please join us! Zhao Yun thought for a moment and said, No, I don't think Zhao Si is suitable for me. ...

7. The teacher asked: You invited the girl you like to have dinner. How should I say it politely when I want to go to the toilet? Classmate A: I'm going to pee! Teacher: It's not polite at all. Classmate B: I'm going to the bathroom until I come back. Teacher: Well, that's good, but there are more polite ones. Classmate C: Excuse me. I went to see a good friend. If possible, I'd rather have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight. ..

8. The feet of two girls in the dormitory stink more than anyone else. A girl said, if I take off my shoes, you all have to run. Another girl said, I take off my shoes and you don't run.

9. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt. .

10, my sister's boyfriend is from Japan. Yesterday, my sister took her boyfriend home for dinner, and the whole family knew that my sister could speak Japanese. As a result, my sister went on a business trip while serving food. The tradition in our family is that we can't move until the guests move. As a result, my sister's boyfriend didn't move, and my dad was too hungry to say "Taijun, Miss Da ~". At first, I was still wondering if my dad was a traitor.