Share jokes at the morning meeting

Share jokes at the morning meeting. In the workplace, we need to have a morning meeting once a week or once a month. Before the morning meeting, we can share some interesting jokes to ease the current atmosphere. Next, I will take you to learn more about the related content of the sharing segment in the morning meeting.

Share jokes in the morning meeting 1

Joke 1:

A man borrowed money from Xiaoming. He lent him the money even though he knew he would never pay it back. Unexpectedly, the borrower paid back the borrowed money quickly. Xiao Ming was surprised. A few days later, the man came to borrow a large sum of money from him. Say, "You know my credit. Did I pay you back the money I lent you last time? " "But not this time, you liar!" Xiao Ming said, "Last time I thought you wouldn't pay me back, but you lied to me. You can't borrow money from me this time. "

Joke 2:

Patient: Doctor, I have a bad cough. Doctor: How old are you? Patient: 75 years old. Doctor: Do you cough at the age of twenty? Patient: No cough. Doctor: Did you cough when you were forty? Patient: No cough either. Doctor: So now I don't cough. When do I have to cough? !

Joke 3:

Several people are in the golf locker room. A cell phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the hands-free button. Woman: Honey, are you in the club? Man: Woman: I saw a BMW with less than 2 million! Man: buy it! Woman: and that property has been put on the market again, 60 thousand yuan! Man: Buy Woman: Love you so much! Man: I love you too! The people next to him were dumbfounded with envy. The man hung up and asked, whose mobile phone is this?

Jokes that will be shared early 2 jokes that the company will share early.

1, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

2, eldest brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

A long time ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. The lies were washed first, and they left in real clothes, but the truth refused to wear lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies in real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth.

Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us real. Feel life, fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us pure and empty. May your life be colorful and happy forever!

In Africa, when the gazelle wakes up every morning, it knows that it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will be eaten. When the lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, or he will starve to death. Whether you are a lion or a gazelle, you'd better start running when the sun rises.

Ren Yingying taught Ling Huchong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Ling Huchong; Yue Lingshan taught Lin Pingzhi martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Pingzhi. The little dragon girl taught Yang Guo martial arts and later fell in love with Yang Guo; The old urchin taught Yinggu martial arts and later fell in love with Yinggu. However, why didn't any female teacher or teaching assistant who taught me fall in love with me?

7. I heard that women are like clothes and friends are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

8, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

9. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to play is just a string in your heart.

10, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I am hello kitty! Xiao Lv is not arrogant. You think I'm Snoopy!

Jokes suitable for early sharing 1, education represents the past, financial resources represent the present, and learning ability represents the future. What you saw and heard changed your life, and you unconsciously ruined it. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals.

I want to be a TV actor. When you are angry, I will give you a cartoon sketch to make you forget your troubles and laugh at once. But when you are frustrated, I will give you an inspirational drama to make you forget your failure and stand up from now on.

3, XX (name) debate! Let's race! The process is wonderful! No need to guess the ending! Don't look at your opponent! Prizes are easy to get! Clap your hands! We are the best!

4, life occasionally has troubles, your mood is the most important; It is good to be happy every day, and it can also adjust the taste of wind and rain; Although the spring breeze is good, after all, the four seasons take turns; Forget all the troubles for a while, and life will be happy.

5, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

6. Twist and follow the body healthily; Ho, you have everything for me; Take a break, feel refreshed and do a somersault; Received the receipt and received the blessing: May you stay happy and have a happy life!

7, an orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not in love with school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, and stayed in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

8. The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, as long as you touch the cat's hair backwards, you can see the electric spark. " "God," cried a little girl, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!"

9. Magic SMS Revelation: When you read it after repeated wars and defeats, success is often due to persistence; Watch it once when you are disheartened, and buy it in large quantities when appropriate; When you are completely desperate, watch it once. Congratulations!

10, more happiness, less pain; More truth, less hypocrisy; More tolerance, less care; More honesty: less falsehood. Life is like four more and four less. Good people should remember it all their lives!