How do people tell dad to reply?

Hello, someone asked you to call dad and replied humorously: grandson, I don't think you are normal. Follow the trend and answer according to the other person's words: Dad, give me some pocket money. If you are interested in each other, you can say: Well, I slept with my dad before, so you can sleep with me tonight. In my bed, I sleep with my dad, so don't snore. Do you want to be my father? You have to ask my mother if she agrees. If a girl says I am your father, she is actually joking with you. If she is forced to be ambiguous, it will be embarrassing.