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1, caged bird, hate Guan Mo Zhang Fei; In this world, if you want to be Bajie, you should be Wukong. 2, a pair of men and women, the woman said that your friend XXX took advantage of me and touched my mm, and the man was furious and said, fucking revenge so soon! 3. Fang said that Chyi Chin had never seen a wolf. How could he write the song Wolf? Chyi Chin admitted that the original name of this song was indeed Husky. 4. I have to say that there is a book that really expounds the topics of inspiration, horoscopes, spirituality, health, workplace, psychology, love and marriage, and that is saint seiya, a saint. 5. "Qiao Feng! If you are not a Khitan, how can you have a wolf tattoo on your chest? " Qiao Feng listened to face upwards and laughed, and pulled up his collar to reveal his chest. "My tattoo is clearly a husky, a sign of my beggar's dog stick! S ratio! " 6. It is better to lie down and smoke a cigarette when you are happy when you go up-a jingle I just saw. Even so, the man, an animal, won't remember it for a long time. It's always the little head who directs the big head to fuck around ... 7. Before a poor family couldn't afford food, my father bought a piece of salted fish and hung it on the wall. While eating, the family took a look at the salted fish and took a bite. On one occasion, the younger son complained angrily, "Dad, I just looked at it more!" " "The father said," let him go! It's so salty! "8. Ten outstanding figures in China: ① Children from other families; 2 other people's fathers; 3 other people's mothers; 4 other people's husbands; 5 other people's wives; 6 other people's father-in-law; 7 other people's mother-in-law; 8 other people's companies; Pet-name ruby others' leadership; Join other people's employees. 9. The government is the people's boyfriend. If you tell your boyfriend: ① Why don't you care about me? (2) Want you to take care of me? Give me an explanation! Don't listen, don't listen. Everything you say is a lie! ⑤ Look at her boyfriend! 10, there is a female classmate who has a strict family education. When she made an appointment with her classmates to go out, her father or mother would secretly follow, making sure that she was not of the opposite sex and that she was not an irresponsible person. Slowly, she also discovered this ... Now she and her girlfriend are very happy ... 1 1, and her roommate tried to jump directly from the bed to the bunk, but she fell because of the big visual distance error. 12, a classmate was caught by the class teacher when he was sleeping at night, and he looked unhappy after waking up. The teacher asked him what he was dissatisfied with, and replied: I was dreaming about this exact question, and you woke me up while reading the paper! Hearing this, the teacher looked innocent: Why don't I cover your bed and you get the college entrance examination questions for this year's students. 13, the female colleague was afraid of spiders and cried. I ran to another female colleague and opened my arms and asked, "I'm a spider, I'm a spider, are you afraid of me?" My female colleague said weakly, "I'm not afraid of pigs ..." I don't know how to put down my waving arm. I turned around and heard bursts of laughter behind me ... 14. When I was a child, I was very close to my father. He taught me everything, including going to the toilet. I went to the toilet two days ago and suddenly found that my habit of going to the toilet was different from others. It turned out that he taught me to pee and shake it. The urine shakes clean. I suddenly realized that I might be the only girl in the world who wants to shake after urinating! 15, learning to sing Facebook today, a children's shoe suddenly got inspiration and roared: blue-faced Doulton, Cao Nima, red-faced Guan Gong, violence. Chrysanthemum ... then, the teacher heard it and asked him to add two more sentences. This guy thought for two seconds and then sang: Purple King, dota, Green Devil, Super God! The whole class smiled decisively, and the teachers all laughed. 16, the teacher said in class today: Now that the rich, powerful and knowledgeable people in China have emigrated, why do we people who have no money and no power still stay in China? Because Mencius once said: poverty can't move! 17. At noon, I fished out the WeChat bottle and got a voice bottle. At first glance, I thought it was a beautiful woman who sang for more than forty seconds, and then it turned on. It turned out to be that uh-huh (you know) voice, and suddenly it came to life, Nima, it's the first time to catch this live broadcast! After listening for a while, it was quite strange. I don't know why only men moan. When it was more than 30 seconds, suddenly a deep male voice whispered, "Help me with the paper." Then another person next to him whispered, "Help yourself." "I have a mobile phone in my hand and can't touch it. "18, when I was in college, there was a big mirror in the boys' dormitory in my class. The boys' dormitory has been playing football, so the mirror cracked, but it didn't break. One day, the class was about to begin. The study committee member looked in the mirror, held it up in the mirror and shouted: How handsome! The mirror is cracked! 19, Snow White was persecuted by the queen and fled to a small house deep in the forest. The owner of the house is seven dwarfs. After listening to Snow White's story, they left her. Later, the princess ate a poisonous apple, and the seven dwarfs put her in a crystal coffin to guard her day and night until the prince's kiss saved her. This story tells us that diaosi's kindness to the goddess is nothing more than paving the way for the appearance of Gao Shuai. 20. There is such a ghost story in school every day: pointing to an empty seat and asking the children's shoes next to it, "Children's shoes, is anyone here?" "yes! "