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The girl asks who you are and how to answer.
1, guess and see if you can guess the entry. After all, we met two days ago.
2. Although we don't know each other yet, it's a fate to meet on WeChat, don't you think?
3. Potato, potato, I am a sweet potato, and we come from the same place.
I just chatted with you on XXX today. Do you still remember me
I was introduced by * *. Did he mention me to you?
The boy a girl likes can arouse her mood, and the routine of picking up girls can play this role. I didn't understand these routines before. On the first day, I happened to see my teacher's secret book "Jiang Han Lian Bi Book", and I was completely attracted. After that, I slept late every night, and then I practiced many methods of picking up girls in books. In the first month, I have known four or five sisters, one more active than the other. Single brothers should go and have a look. Jiang Han loves art, and there are e-books online. You will find that this is the way to pick up girls.
6. I am the person you will like. As long as you don't get hacked, there may still be a chance.
7. If you like a girl, your answer can be a bit embarrassing, making the goddess happy, not far from your girlfriend! (Example: "I am a man who wants to buy you a bag")
8. If you are a very good friend, you can answer humorously, which will enhance your feelings and make it easier to get to the point. (Example: "I am your father" and "Lao Wang next door" ...)
9. If you are not familiar with your classmates and colleagues, just answer your name directly! Because it should be something to add friends to.
10. Actually, I don't know you very well. Why don't we take this opportunity to get to know each other?
1 1, this is xxx courier. You need to sign for a package yourself. I'll send it to you ...
12, I am a kind person, and I know you are hungry, so I am going to take you to a big meal.
13, I happen to have two tickets for XX star concert, and I'm going to take you there, angel?
14, I am the university bully who will send you the hot final exam soon?
15, it's me! I repaired the water pipe downstairs!
16, since you sincerely ask questions, I will tell you with mercy! I am "I love you". Can you let me know?
I'm a bard. In the silent night, facing the moonlight rain. Look at the world in the mirror and embrace the rose of adventure. There is a lonely flying goose in the deep blue sky. This illusory song was sung by a poet. Singing, the love legend of an ancient hero.
18, hello, is there something wrong with your light bulb? Need someone to change the light bulb? Is there something wrong with your computer? Do you need maintenance? Are you hungry? Can I invite you to dinner? I am ..., with no malice; I just want to ask you out!
19, I promised to come to you by colorful auspicious clouds in my last life. Sorry, I'm late.
The above is an analysis of how girls ask who you are and how to answer. When you meet a girl and ask who you are, don't panic and reply to her humorously.
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