Humor in the opening remarks of an active atmosphere

1, dear audience friends, good evening! I'm XXX. Today I'm going to tell you a joke, but before that, please give me a round of applause and give me some motivation!

2. Hello, dear friends! We are gathered here today to have a pleasant evening. Here, I want to tell you a secret: actually, I'm an actor/singer/writer or something, but today I'm not going to show my talent, I just want to have a good performance with you!

3. hey! Hey! Hey! Dear friends, good evening! Are you all ready tonight? I have prepared a super funny joke, which promises to make you laugh your ass off!

4. Hello, I'm XXX, and I'm here to share some interesting things with you today. But before that, I would like to ask: is XX (place name) present? Yes, what I want to say is that I just got back from there. Do you know what I saw there? I saw a beautiful woman/handsome boy! All right, get down to business, let's get started!

5. Good evening, dear friends! I will bring you a different performance/speech/activity today. To be honest, this is definitely a different experience. Are you ready? Let's get high together

6. Hey, everybody! I'm XXX, and I know I may look a little nervous, because when I stand in front of you, I always feel scared. But please rest assured that I won't bite unless you force me!

7. Dear audience friends, good evening! I will give you a different speech/performance tonight. Why is it different? Because it's the first time to talk about/play this theme, I'm not sure if I will digress!

8. Hey, everybody! I want to bring you a special topic tonight. You want to know what it is? Ok, I won't tell you, guess for yourself!

9. Hello, I'm XXX, and I will lead you into a magical journey tonight. But before that, I want to ask you a question: Have you ever thought that you would come to such a place?

10, hey, everybody! I will bring you a very interesting interactive session tonight. But please remember: I am the host/organizer/lecturer, and I may embarrass the scene.