Funny copywriting sentences made by sand sculpture in friends circle (29 sentences)

1, it is said that love affects learning, doesn't learning affect love?

2. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

Wake up in the morning, there is hair everywhere in the room, but there is no hair on my head.

I knew from the first sight that you were a difficult little pig, Peggy.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous, you are simply too idle to do anything.

6. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

7, dear, tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

8. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

9. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

10, you don't have to give candy one by one, you can live in my honey pot.

1 1, I fell into a circle of friends, and Weibo and I were lying in an air-conditioned room.

12, don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

13, friends who didn't break up quickly broke up, and new people for the New Year are different every year.

14. Girls should never run for joy. A close call. If it's a barbecue, it's over.

15, the moon is coming for you. What is the moon? This is a meteorite. It's here to kill you.

16, I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

17. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it, and if you can't catch it, it's gone.

18, take in female college students who failed in the final exam and failed in the final exam. I will put up with your anxiety.

19, if life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you will get used to being cheated several times.

20. It's not a good thing to be too polite. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

2 1, I've been hearing mysterious jingles recently, and later I found out that they were poor jingles when I approached the science program group for investigation.

22. How can some people list dozens of objects? My mate selection criteria are only three words, please.

A friend of mine married a very rich husband, but she lost her troubles because of it.

24. When I grow up, I find that those so-called great truths really make sense, and your uncle is still your uncle after all.

25. Don't call children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

26. Women may betray you, brothers may cheat you, but not math. Math can't!

27. The other sisters know nothing. You said that people are simple and lovely, and I don't know anything. You said I was from the village.

28. Woodpecker: Dadada Tree: I'm not sick. Don't peck at woodpeckers: it's okay to take two steps: get out.

29. It is no exaggeration to say that fighting with Lao Tzu takes less than five seconds to kneel on the ground, and the person who pinched me begged me not to die.