Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask for all the songs of Jay Chou's new album (with lyrics)
Ask for all the songs of Jay Chou's new album (with lyrics)
Yangmingshan
I can't find you.
How to hug your waist?
You finally smiled. I know
Littlefinger nodded and left hand in hand with his friend.
All the boys want to bring the school flower.
Mv screenshot
Never let others see a joke.
Let's have a retro party with keys (retro party)
Baba, Baba, Baba, Baba.
Everyone follows me.
Who said that nightclubs only have parties?
Put your hands on your chest.
I mean, put it on my chest. Hey hey.
I like you who love to laugh.
But this sentence is too tacky, hey hey.
Change the sentences of Wen Qing
You smile like jasmine.
I shake a drink.
Yangmingshan should be lively.
What a coincidence that you bow your head and smile.
Dance before you go. Happiness lies in my Go.
Enjoy the taro all the way against the wind.
Hold me tight in this flower season.
What you said is a secret that can't be told.
Shh ~
From your ambiguous eyes
My heart is so crowded, as if I have something to pass on.
Boil hot spring eggs back to back
Passionate passion makes love mysterious.
Hitchhiking, Hitchhiking, Hitchhiking (almost ripe)
Ride, ride, ride (boiled)
Ah, it's cooked in my hand
Everyone follows me.
Who said that nightclubs only have parties?
Put your hands on your chest.
I mean, put it on my chest. Hey hey.
I like you who love to laugh.
But this sentence is too tacky, hey hey.
Change the sentences of Wen Qing
You smile like jasmine.
Everyone follows me.
Who said that nightclubs only have parties?
Some people are in a bad mood and the weather is bad.
The tire leaked intentionally, hehe.
Pretend to be melancholy for new words
The fog is all over the building, and the spring rain adds green tiles, hehe.
Vernacular is completely ok.
My heart is full of you, you, you.
Stealing love
Sneaking up to you is lower-key than the deep starry sky.
You will never know that your fragrance stole my pride.
Street lamps for fishing on the river bank and fireflies that glow for loneliness are not as good as stealing beauty.
I stole the night so that you could have a good sleep. I stole the years so that you would never wither.
I did everything right about loving you.
I stole comfort to make you forget your tears, and stole regret to make you innocent forever.
About everything I fell in love with, I didn't go back at first.
Look at you. All the stone carvings in your beautiful square want to dance.
Look at your laughter. The horn on the wall forgot to make a sound.
What a beautiful love, beautiful love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
I whistle on the bridge in the painting, and there is a corner of the fireworks castle waiting for your hug.
What a wonderful love. Beautiful love is fascinated by it.
Sneaking up to you is lower-key than the deep starry sky.
You will never know that your fragrance stole my pride.
Street lamps for fishing on the river bank and fireflies that glow for loneliness are not as good as stealing beauty.
I stole the night so that you could have a good sleep. I stole the years so that you would never wither.
I did everything right about loving you.
I stole comfort to make you forget your tears, and stole regret to make you innocent forever.
About everything I fell in love with, I didn't go back at first.
Look at you. All the stone carvings in your beautiful square want to dance.
Look at your laughter. The horn on the wall forgot to make a sound.
What a beautiful love, beautiful love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
I whistle on the bridge in the painting, and there is a corner of the fireworks castle waiting for your hug.
What a wonderful love. Beautiful love is fascinated by it.
I whistle on the bridge in the painting, and there is a corner of the fireworks castle waiting for your hug.
What a wonderful love. Beautiful love is fascinated by it.
Not masculine
Kiss your hand
Still leaning on your head
Let you lie on your chest
That person is not me anymore.
These common actions are now called sadness.
Oh, sadness
The days are beginning to pass.
I can live without you.
It won't be difficult.
I will accept it silently
Anyway, you are very happy with me.
That's enough.
My warmth and your indifference make love foggy.
If the picture of love is blurred by the foggy window
More clearly.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
Watching her leave without caring.
How naive you are. Stop hugging.
I expected you to get it back, but I gave it away.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
I still love her, but I dare not keep her waiting.
It doesn't matter if you continue to recognize it.
She will meet a better man.
Kiss your hand
Still leaning on your head
Let you lie on your chest
That person is not me anymore.
These common actions are now called sadness.
Oh ~ sad
The days are beginning to pass.
I can live without you.
It won't be difficult.
I will accept it silently
Anyway, you are very happy with me.
That's enough.
My warmth and your indifference make love foggy.
If the picture of love is blurred by the foggy window
More clearly.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
Watching her leave without caring.
How naive you are. Stop hugging.
I expected you to get it back, but I gave it away.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
I still love her, but I dare not keep her waiting.
It doesn't matter if you continue to recognize it.
She will meet a better man.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
Watching her leave without caring.
How naive you are. Stop hugging.
I expect you to keep it, but give it away.
What kind of person are you?
Not masculine
I still love her, but I dare not keep her waiting.
It doesn't matter if you continue to recognize it.
She will meet a better man.
Tianya passerby
When the south wind rises, the scenery falls into yellow sand.
Sitting alone under the lamp and making a pot of tea all night.
You're thinking about him in a family a few miles away.
Needles and threads embroidered with flowers.
Morning cream climbing tile shaking cream herbal tea.
Touch the piano dialogue and ask the sound of the piano falling at the beginning.
I miss you through the window and you don't answer anything.
The string is broken, the fate is over, and you are gone.
The story of love and hate ups and downs is only left to me.
After several sorrows, I have been involved in wine.
Ask if your heart is not here. What is missing?
The string is broken, the blade is gone, and so are you.
You are a passer-by, gentle and silent.
Arch bridge slope waterfront wharf. Who remembers?
I was still injured when I crossed the river. Who waved when I turned to the distance?
After the fog in the ancient temple in Shan Lan cleared, the north wind blew hard.
Meditate on my loneliness, and the wind is whistling behind me.
The flute is halfway up the mountain. Which bridge are you on?
Far away, smile at him
Outside the pavilion, the reeds are white, the rain is raining and the autumn wind is blowing gently.
Put the pen down, you can't draw who is handsome.
Feelings are as fleeting as fireworks written by poets and writers.
The string is broken, the fate is over, and you are gone.
The story of love and hate ups and downs is only left to me.
The bamboo in front of the door is thin and the breeze is broken. You have to go.
The wind won't stop, so why shake the lamp?
The string is broken, the blade is gone, and so are you.
You are a passer-by, gentle and silent.
Gently untie the deep rope and put down the world of mortals
Ferry east with me and suddenly look back at you at the ferry.
The string is broken, the fate is over, and you are gone.
You are a passer-by, gentle and silent.
Arch bridge slope waterfront wharf. Who remembers?
Ferry east with me and suddenly look back at you at the ferry.
what's up
Get in the car, clear your mind, pack your bags, I'm leaving.
Listen to your favorite songs repeatedly.
Too many sweet memories, my heart is in a mess. It's really over
Remember the happy birthday song you sang?
I finally understand your gentle way.
At this point, you smiled, but it was too late.
I made a cup of attachment with coffee and white thread.
Your side face forms a young lady on the coffee surface, forming a young lady.
Your long hair shawl, I gradually draw the arc of your mouth.
All the pictures of me drinking slowly with you.
Who has eaten the loneliness in his hand?
Wake up the feeling of leaving you.
It's cold to leave in a season that is not winter.
I still want to hear you call me baby.
I'm afraid there is someone around you.
Facing sleepless nights alone
Without flowers, the leaves of the butterfly tree withered.
I still want to hear you call me baby.
Heartbroken, maybe just
The wind and snow all over the sky in the world of two people
Who did I love?
What's the matter (what did you say) Why do I always cry (stop talking) at the end of communication?
What if you admit that you made a mistake? You choose (I admit)
Are we all too selfish to be free?
Silence (leaving) obviously pays more to each other than anyone else (I only have more)
But love is more immature than anyone else (it's all my fault)
Is it necessary to wait for the wound to heal before you can have it again?
I made a cup of attachment with coffee and white thread.
Your side face forms a young lady on the coffee surface, forming a young lady.
Your long hair shawl, I gradually draw the arc of your mouth (the picture with you)
All the pictures of me drinking slowly with you.
Who has eaten the loneliness in his hand?
Wake up the feeling of leaving you.
It's cold to leave in a season that is not winter.
I still want to hear you call me baby.
I'm afraid there is someone around you.
Facing sleepless nights alone
Without flowers, the leaves of the butterfly tree withered.
I still want to hear you call me baby.
Heartbroken, maybe just
The wind and snow all over the sky in the world of two people
Who did I love?
I still want to hear you call me baby.
I'm afraid there is someone around you.
Facing sleepless nights alone
Without flowers, the leaves of the butterfly tree withered.
I still want to hear you call me baby.
Heartbroken, maybe just
The wind and snow all over the sky in the world of two people
Who did I love?
Read it all at once
Who welcomes you to my world party?
Play music in the spacious street.
Just look at another broken mouth and challenge it.
Prepare for launch and start.
Just let the microphone press the microphone, the microphone gasp the microphone, the microphone gives the microphone, and the microphone listens to the microphone.
Write Mimi as Mimi, pass Mimi, keep Mimi, keep Mimi, remember Mimi, remember Mimi, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Move your mouth. Move your mouth. You have to beat accurately to grasp the feeling.
Your perfume and my heartbeat make it hard for me to think.
A narrow skirt line is coquetry and flattery to me. I can't guess the corners of my mouth.
You wear perfume, I touch my heart, and my watch will break.
It only takes one second to fall in love with you.
Who welcomes you to my world party?
There is no need to wear a tail ring here.
There is no jealousy, only happiness and purity.
And rooster music.
Just let the microphone press the microphone, the microphone gasp the microphone, the microphone gives the microphone, and the microphone listens to the microphone.
Write Mimi as Mimi, pass Mimi, keep Mimi, keep Mimi, remember Mimi, remember Mimi, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Move your mouth. Move your mouth. You have to beat accurately to grasp the feeling.
Your perfume and my heartbeat make it hard for me to think.
A narrow skirt line is coquetry and flattery to me. I can't guess the corners of my mouth.
You wear perfume, I touch my heart, and my watch will break.
It only takes one second to fall in love with you.
I want summer
Don't be afraid to look healthy in the dark.
The girl by the pool smiled very sunny.
Say "hey" to you, and Shui Furong shakes her head.
Who are you?
No matter how dark it is, there is moonlight anyway.
Footsteps continued to chase the waves that washed up on the beach.
The higher you get, the less tired you are. We can't stop without music.
Raise your hand, scream and shout.
Glow sticks, fairy wand. Whatever else you have, let's shake it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go to the seaside to get ready for madness.
I want summer to whisper in my ear.
Go, go, go, go, go to the beach and find you.
Don't say goodbye, I miss it already.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Don't be afraid to look healthy in the dark.
The girl by the pool smiled very sunny.
Say "hey" to you, and Shui Furong shakes her head.
Which (hey) position (hey) are you (hey)
No matter how dark it is, there is moonlight anyway.
Footsteps continued to chase the waves that washed up on the beach.
The higher you get, the less tired you are. We can't stop without music.
Raise your hand, scream and shout.
Glow sticks, fairy wand. Whatever else you have, let's shake it.
Go to the beach, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, get ready to go crazy.
I want summer to whisper in my ear.
Go, go, go, go, go to the beach and find you.
Don't say goodbye, I miss it already.
Go to the beach, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, get ready to go crazy.
I want summer to whisper in my ear.
Go, go, go, go, go to the beach and find you.
Don't say goodbye, I miss it already.
hey-hey-hey
I miss it already (hehe)
hey-hey-hey
I miss it already (hehe)
long-term
This wind chime is very close to the heart.
MV stills
This letter still missed the trip.
Too young to flirt.
You are the scenery I want to go back to.
This parting was hidden as a secret.
This daisy is as beautiful as poetry.
I am waiting for your news in the wind.
Wait for the moonlight to fall, wait for the maple leaves to dye autumn, and so on.
I relived the afternoon sunshine and leaned my guitar on my shoulder.
Like many years ago, we sang softly everywhere.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
Forever handwritten Valentine's Day cards
Remember performing together in the square park?
The candy store next to the campus is slightly sweet in memory.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
First love is a full past.
Remember that year in autumn goodbye?
When love is gone.
I buried you deeply in my heart.
The breeze needs bamboo forests, and the stream needs dragonflies.
It takes a piece of duckweed to get homesick and leave.
I remember the rainy season that year. Ritter is quiet.
Can you still make a decision after crying?
I'm just waiting for spring to come.
Waiting for the end is equal to waiting for love to come back.
Youth belongs to confession, and sunshine belongs to window sill.
I think I belong to the future with you.
Rainbow on paper and sketch clock
I still relive your smile in my memory.
How to describe the pain brewed by missing?
The neon in the night sky is all the prosperity I don't want.
Maybe go to the beach or watch the sunset.
Maybe anywhere you can think.
Emotion is tuned into an article in the cafe.
Fall in love with your tears as transparent as poetry.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
Forever handwritten Valentine's Day cards
Remember performing together in the square park?
The candy store next to the campus is slightly sweet in memory.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
First love is a full past.
Remember that year in autumn goodbye?
When love is gone.
I buried you deeply in my heart.
I relived the afternoon sunshine and leaned my guitar on my shoulder.
Like many years ago, we sang softly everywhere.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
Forever handwritten Valentine's Day cards
Remember performing together in the square park?
The candy store next to the campus is slightly sweet in memory.
I look at your face and brush the chords gently.
First love is a full past.
Remember that year in autumn goodbye?
When love is gone.
I buried you deeply in my heart.
Extra large shoes
Jupao: Hello.
Jay: Hey, giant gun!
Jupao: Yes, yes. ...
Jay: Hey, have you seen Chaplin?
Jupao: Chaplin?
Jay: Yeah. Have you seen it?
Zhu Bao: You mean his movies, right?
Jay: I mean him!
Jupao: Ha ha ha ha ha ha it's hard to laugh. Haha ~
If ... if you accidentally fall down, get up at once and pretend it's okay.
Humor is the best gift in the world.
Don't just want to be a prince, princess, princess.
Don't be cold, handsome and cool.
Let all the preparations go on perfectly.
Let all efforts have a happy ending.
Oh, hey, it's not in the dictionary.
I almost fell, but I didn't realize I would say it.
Humor is a professional performing art.
Even if you say hello to a cat or ask a dog for directions, you should be very attentive.
Listening to snoring clearly is by no means a description of the sunrise in the east.
Only by playing with trees once in a while can you know how wonderful it is to be a man.
I am wearing a bowler hat and oversized shoes.
I have crutches and a beard. Hello, everyone.
Don't. You want to be happy, but you can't find it.
Humor is grace in frustration.
Come with me, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey. Is that all you got to say
If you accidentally fall down, get up and pretend it's okay.
Humor is the best gift in the world.
Don't just want to be a prince, princess, princess.
Don't be cold, handsome and cool.
Let all the preparations go on perfectly.
Let all efforts have a happy ending.
Oh, hey, it's not in the dictionary.
I almost fell, but I didn't realize I would say it.
You must 100% devote yourself to comedy.
Whether you play with animals or plants, you must be envied.
Listen, this is not a gourd. I'm not dressed like a magician.
When you look innocent and helpless in trouble, it takes a little brain to make you happy.
I am wearing a bowler hat and oversized shoes.
I acted funny and everyone laughed.
If life needs a smile, just look at me.
Release all the pressure.
I am wearing a bowler hat and oversized shoes.
I have crutches and a beard. Hello, everyone.
Don't. You want to be happy, but you can't find it.
Humor is grace in frustration.
Complain (I'm wearing a bowler hat)
Comedy needs 100% investment (extra large shoes)
Whether playing with animals or plants (my actions make everyone happy)
You must act enviable (laughing your head off).
Please listen clearly that it's not a gourd (if life needs a smile)
My clothes have no magic (please look at me).
Let go of all the pressure (let go of all the pressure)
If life wants to smile at me.
Listen to your father.
You heard your dad say I was a bad guy.
The flowers for you do not fit in your vase.
He wants me to go as far away as possible, and it is best not to be together.
But I listened to my mother and told me not to give up easily.
If you still like it, let me come back to you. Please.
Do you want me to be unfilial? This is an excuse, you should understand.
Who said I said I didn't love it anymore?
Nonsense. I'm used to it.
I also quit smoking and drinking.
Prove how much I care about you
In a word, I think you understand.
I'm really not good at talking
Look, you smiled.
You said I'd forget it
A person's love is very simple.
Why does it become so difficult for two people to fall in love?
I'm fed up with my love for you.
I have had enough of your love and silence for a long time.
Too many promises may be wrong.
You would rather be sad than have a result.
I'm fed up with my love for you.
I might as well go back to my old freedom.
There is no right or wrong who speaks first.
Anyway, the flowers will fall after all.
Who said I said I didn't love it anymore?
Nonsense. I'm used to it.
I also quit smoking and drinking.
Prove how much I care about you
A person's love is very simple.
Why does it become so difficult for two people to fall in love?
You heard your dad say I was a bad guy.
The flowers for you do not fit in your vase.
He told me to go as far as possible.
It's best not to be together.
But I listened to my mother and told me not to give up easily.
If you still like it, let me come back to you. Please.
Don't you want me to be unfilial?
This is an excuse, you should understand?
I'm fed up with my love for you.
I have had enough of your love and silence for a long time.
Too many promises may be wrong.
You would rather be sad than have a result.
I'm fed up with my love for you.
I might as well go back to my old freedom.
There is no right or wrong who speaks first.
Anyway, the flowers will fall after all.
Don't you want me to be unfilial?
This is an excuse, you should understand?
mermaid
Viking voyage diary
Stay on deck until sunrise.
The letter in the bottle was thrown in.
Records about mermaids
The secret of the middle century
Since then, it has been stuffed into the bottle cap.
For thousands of years, you seem to be waiting for someone.
Maybe sadness is vague.
Everything between the sea and the sunset is golden.
The coastline is foggy.
This seems to be a good season to leave.
You can only see it after the fog clears.
You appeared on the shore with long hair.
Forget the danger for love.
Tears of Mermaid
This is a world that is transparent to sadness.
A full moon on the horizon.
Fairy tale feeling
Let me love the night with you.
Silent tears
You shuttled back and forth in the glass jar again and again.
Missing is all that remains.
A feeling of hypoxia
Viking voyage diary
Stay on deck until sunrise.
The letter in the bottle was thrown in.
Records about mermaids
The secret of the middle century
Since then, it has been stuffed into the bottle cap.
For thousands of years, you seem to be waiting for someone.
Maybe sadness is vague.
Everything between the sea and the sunset is golden.
The coastline is foggy.
This seems to be a good season to leave.
You can only see it after the fog clears.
You appeared on the shore with long hair.
Forget the danger for love.
Tears of Mermaid
This is a world that is transparent to sadness.
A full moon on the horizon.
Fairy tale feeling
Let me love the night with you.
Silent tears
You shuttled back and forth in the glass jar again and again.
Missing is all that remains.
A feeling of hypoxia
Tears of Mermaid
This is a world that is transparent to sadness.
A full moon on the horizon.
Fairy tale feeling
Let me love the night with you.
Silent tears
You shuttled back and forth in the glass jar again and again.
Missing is all that remains.
A feeling of hypoxia
Hear the rain
Producer: Jay Chou
Composer: Jay Chou
Dragonflies stay on the bamboo fence.
The glass bottle is full of small forests.
Youth is bright green.
Light and shadow refracted by shutters
Like a worried expression.
You opened the letter to get to know me.
Moss enters the mirror, and wind chimes shake under the eaves.
Memory is a landscape that cannot be edited. Love is always young.
I heard the rain.
Thinking of you saying love with your lips.
Happiness can also be quiet.
I've been trying very carefully.
Finally I heard the sound of rain.
So my world was awakened.
I'm afraid my eyes will turn red.
Tears are transparent on each other's faces.
Light and shadow refracted by shutters
Like a worried expression.
You opened the letter to get to know me.
Love will never stop at the border. Who is worried?
The raindrops dripping on the windowsill are sad and beautiful.
I heard the rain.
Thinking of you saying love with your lips.
The moment of love is the most capricious.
Desperate to make an appointment
Finally I heard the sound of rain.
So my world was awakened.
Find you always by my side.
Stay by my side silently, with a firm attitude
sound of rain
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