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Jin Huidi "Why don't you eat minced meat?" Who is the irony?
From: Jin Hui Di Ji.
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Once, there was a famine in the whole country, and the people had no food and starved to death. The idiot emperor was very surprised after listening to the minister's report and asked the minister, "Since the people have no food, why don't they eat minced meat?"
This absurd remark has become a joke through the ages. When the princes and ministers knew that Hui Di was an idiot, they all had ulterior motives: those who fought for power and profit, those who formed a clique for personal gain, and those who coveted the throne.
Finally, the "Eight Kings Rebellion" broke out, which led to the invasion of the "Five Lakes", and the world was bustling and the lives were ruined. Hui Di himself became emperor in 17, and he died of poisoning. Soon, the Western Jin Dynasty perished.
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Other anecdotes and allusions of Jin Huidi:
1, cheating to solve the problem
Sima Zhong's IQ was low from a small age, and Sima Yan was very worried, fearing that Sima Zhong would lose the family business started by his ancestors. On one occasion, in order to test Sima Zhong's thinking ability, Sima Yan specially asked him several questions and gave him three days to hand in his papers.
Sima Zhong didn't know how to answer the question. His wife Jia Nanfeng is a very clever person. Seeing this, she immediately invited several learned old gentlemen to solve problems for Sima Zhong.
After reading the answer sheet, Sima Yan felt that his son's thinking was still very clear, and he was relieved. However, when Sima Yan died and Sima Zhong ascended the throne, he made many jokes when he was asked to make his own decision. ?
2. Official and private toads
One summer, Sima Zhong and his entourage went to Hualin Park to play. They walked to a pond and heard frogs cooing inside. Sima Zhong felt very strange and asked the followers whether these things were official or folk.
The waiter said: "What is the official family name, it is the official family; If it is called privately, it is private. "
3. Jishi Middle School
In the first year of Yongxing (304), Jin Jun suffered a crushing defeat in the Party Yin, was injured in the face, was hit by three arrows, and all the officials and guards fled. Only Ji Shao solemnly stood up to defend the son of heaven, and Sima Ying's sergeant pressed Ji Shao on the straight wood in front of the car.
Sima Zhong said, "This is a loyal minister. Don't kill him! " The sergeant replied, "I just won't hurt your majesty on orders from Taidi (Sima Ying)!" So he killed Ji Shao, and blood spilled on Sima Zhong's clothes. Sima Zhong lamented his death.
When the war was over, the attendants wanted to wash the royal clothes. Sima Zhong said, "This is the waiter's blood. Don't wash it off. " ?
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