A meaningful joke is humorous.

A meaningful joke is humorous. The normal state of life is that there are joys and sorrows in life. If you are unhappy, you can listen to some jokes to adjust, enrich the tense study life and bring happiness and relaxation to yourself. The following is a humorous joke.

Meaningful jokes, humorous humor 1 humorous jokes in life 1

I have a strong taste when I eat. I like salt.

One day, my roommate asked me: What does the product mean?

I ignored him (he likes to ask strange questions) and casually said that it meant eating.

Roommate nodded while thinking, like this.

A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, and my roommate was lying in bed reading.

When I was talking with my girlfriend about taste, she asked me: What is your taste?

As soon as my girlfriend finished speaking, my roommate put down the book and sat up to answer. He always emphasized taste.

I suddenly turned blue.

Humorous jokes in life II

I'm not fat, but my legs are thick.

Last weekend, I dragged my husband shopping. I am tired of shopping. My husband said, "Let's have a rest. My legs are getting thinner and thinner. "

I took the opportunity to ask my husband, "Do you think my legs will get thinner after walking so much on weekends?" Just like a car, it needs gasoline to run. How much fat do I have to consume after all this walking? "

I looked at my legs and seemed to have lost a lot of weight.

My husband gave me a look and said thoughtfully, "You belong to that kind of car with low fuel consumption."

Humorous jokes in life 3

Many years ago, a rich man in Africa carefully built a new private bathroom-the only bathroom in Africa with hot and cold pipes at that time. The first person who was invited to use this bathroom was an English lady who was visiting Africa.

The lady went into the bathroom, turned on the hot water pipe, then turned on the cold water pipe, adjusted the water temperature and jumped into the bathtub. Suddenly, she saw a small hole in the back wall with an eye looking at herself. She dressed at once and went behind the wall. It turned out that there stood an old man with two buckets beside him-a hot bucket and a cold bucket, looking at the small hole with his eyes.

The lady walked up to the old man and scolded, "Why are you watching me take a bath?" The old man turned around and explained politely, "I'm sorry, madam, but the master asked me to pour cold water and hot water into these two pipes." If I don't look at you with my eyes, how do I know you want to turn the tap? "

A meaningful joke is humor 2 1. There is a polar bear and a penguin playing together. Penguins pluck their hair one by one. When he came out, he said to the polar bear, "It's too cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

One day, the cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so it was taken off one by one and disappeared.

4. A steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt very hungry, so he ate himself.

Xiaoming and Xiaohong are deskmates. One day, Xiaoming borrowed a pen from Xiaohong.

Xiaohong said "don't borrow"

"Lend it to me and you're dead!"

Then Xiaohong said, "Oh, I'll lend it to you."

When Xiaoming returned the pen to Xiaohong, Xiaohong really died.

6. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

7. Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.

8. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified?

When buying instant noodles

9. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

10. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

Because ... they don't know each other very well ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A meaningful joke is humorous. 1. When you grow up like that, don't act like a spoiled child. People are prone to pregnancy reactions.

Second, the so-called cheating is to play with your lover and the lover who is tired of others.

Third, don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

Fourth, I always think that Keyboard Man is not worthy of this chivalrous word, and should be called Keyboard Man.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

In music class, the teacher is playing Beethoven's music. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua: Do you know music? Xiaohua: Of course. Xiaoming: What is the teacher playing? Xiaohua: Playing the piano.

Seven, I didn't know how deep the rivers and lakes were at that time, but now I know that they are unfathomable.

Eight, know you so far, your position in my heart, you should be very clear, except you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you ... are two piles.

Nine, when the university is about to graduate, the whole class is writing the address book with mirth. The teacher sneered: Stop writing. I won't contact you if I get along well in the future. I don't want to be touched if I don't mix well Don't write if you have a good relationship, contact, and don't contact if you have a bad relationship. If you have time, it is better to do more questions. The whole class turned blue.

Ten, some people are as obedient as grandchildren when they are in love; Like an engaged son, learn to talk back; After I got married, I was as domineering as Lao Zi.

Eleven, the child asked the rich man: Uncle, how come you are so rich? The rich man said: When my uncle was a child, he noticed that the mineral water downstairs was cheaper than the basketball court, so he bought water from downstairs and sold it to the stadium, earning ten yuan a month. The child said: I seem to understand. The rich man said, you don't know anything! I bought a two-color ball with this ten dollars and won ten million!

12. A man has to catch a boat, so he drives to the dock as fast as he can. When he drove to the dock, he saw that the boat had left the shore. As soon as he locked the car door, he jumped on the boat at a speed of 100 meters. The whole action was done in one go without any pause. His behavior frightened the whole ship, and the captain said strangely, Sir, the ship hasn't landed yet.

Thirteen, once I saw someone propose, I asked my friend why he proposed on one knee. She said kneeling is the grave.

Fourteen, please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

Fifteen, the fat woman went to buy jewelry and chose to wear it on her hand. Q: I want to buy this luminous bracelet. Attendant: This is not a bracelet, but it is also luminous. Fat woman: What's that? Attendant: Luminous hula hoop.

Sixteen, usually don't get in touch, but always share some links with you. Of course, he has no other meaning, that is, he simply regards you as the person he likes.

High fever 17, 3 days, the skin has improved, the eyes are bright, and the whole person is delicate, ruddy and shiny. I guess it's because I have a good rest and drink more water, and my metabolism has accelerated. So I searched online for similar cases and found someone asking in the forum: Why does a fever make me look good? When you go into an exciting place, the first reply is: because you are confused by burning.

Eighteen, some people say that life is daily necessities, some people say that life is a mess, and I am more special. One is struggling to survive and hasn't lived yet.

Nineteen, don't want to struggle, look in the mirror, look at the bank card balance, think about the new marriage law.

Twenty, the more you look, the better you look. Every time I weigh myself, I say to myself: I have lost weight. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

2 1. I am a person who is extremely opposed to domestic violence, but I found out after I got married that this is not my decision.

Twenty-two, everyone is a clay idol who can't take care of himself. Don't expect someone to help you cross the river of reality.

Twenty-three, there is no inner peace without the enrichment of the wallet. Many people put the cart before the horse.

24. A child's head looks like a brick and asks his mother: Is my head like a brick? His mother was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, so she told him to take a picture by the well. No sooner had he arrived at the well to take pictures than he heard someone shouting at the bottom of the well: Don't throw bricks at it!