About 2020 Bad Joke Brain Teasers

Brain teasers are a form of entertainment and a popular word game. The following is the brain teaser about the 2020 funny jokes that I brought to you. I hope you like it!

About the 2020 funny brain teasers 1 to 15

1 A mother gave birth to a baby Conjoined twins, the elder sister is called Mary, then what is the younger sister’s name?

Answer: Marilyn Monroe

2. Who gave Andy Lau the love-forgetting water?

Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water?)

3Why did the little white rabbit fly to the moon with Chang'e?

Answer: Because Chang'e has carrot legs

4Why does Doraemon live in darkness all his life?

Answer: Because he can’t see his fingers

5Who cries when he thinks of his mother?

Answer: Grandpa (every night I think of my mother’s words, shining tears, Lu Binghua)

6 The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy go first? Back?

Answer: Dog (Wangwang Senbei)

7 Which song has three people appearing in the first line?

Answer: I am not Huang Rong (I, Bush, Huang Rong)

8 Which chat tool is the slowest?

Answer: MSN (so slow)

9 Where are you hiding? Pigeons?

Answer: Rooftop (singing your song on the roof)

10 Two people went to the beach to play, and suddenly one person was swept away by a wave. The person who left was called Xiao Ming. What was the name of the person who was left?

Answer: There was one person

11 A little white cat fell into the river, and a little black cat fell into the river. It was rescued. I would like to ask: What was the first sentence of the little white cat after it came ashore?

Answer: Meow

12 Metallurgy----Reading a book (novel ) name

Answer: "How Steel is Tempered"

13 Why do you need to put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's hard to explain in one sentence

14 Xiaobai Much like his brother, why? Answer: The truth is revealed

15. Which fish is the most idiotic? Answer: Shark (silly) fish

About 2020 Bad Joke Brain Teasers 16~30

16 Which fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (Sperm) Fish

17 The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy memorize first? Answer: Dog (Wangwangxian) (Bei)

18 What can you eat grapes without vomiting? Answer: Portugal

19 Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon

20 Where is it? Hiding your pigeons? Answer: the roof

　(Singing your song on the roof)

　21 A bun and a potato fought, and the potato beat the bun to death. {Guess a food}

Answer: Bean paste buns

22 Baozi died, and his father came to take revenge on Tudou. Tudou knew he couldn't beat him, so he ran away.

A river blocked the potatoes {guess a vegetable}

Answer: Snow peas

23. Whose is the sea?

Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

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24 A rooster and a hen (guess three words)

Answer: two chickens

25 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Five words)

Answer: Two chickens

26 A rooster and a hen (guess seven words)

Answer: Idiot, Or two chickens

27. There is a bean and it falls. Only you can encourage it. Why?

Case: Chocolate Bean

28. Why Princess You don’t need to hang a mosquito net when you get married?

Answer: Because there is a frog prince

29 Who is bigger, McDonald’s or KFC?

Answer: KFC (McDonald’s is Uncle , KFC is grandpa)

30 Eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins~ {fighting a food}

Answer: chocolate bar

About 2020 bad jokes Brain Teasers 31~50

31 I was not convinced after losing the egg, so I went to beat it again~lost again~{beat a food}

Answer: Egg noodles

32 As a result, Egg lost twice in a row. Unconvinced, he went to find his brother Cake. Not only was Cake defeated, but he was also severely humiliated by chocolate~{beat a kind of food}

Answer: Chocolate CHESS Cake

33 Finally, Egg and Cake went to find their big brother, Egg Tart. Egg Tart said that chocolate is very powerful! You can’t do this D~ So they went to find Chocolate Theory! Finally, Chocolate realized I took the initiative to apologize to the eggs and cake for my own mistake, {name a food}

Answer: Defu (Fu) Chocolate

34 Cars can fly. {Guess a drink}

Answer: Coffee (CAR, Fly)

35 How to make a drink bigger?

Answer: Recite the Great Compassion Mantra

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36 A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what is the name of a black, white and red horse?

Answer: Shy Zebra

37 Who ran the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao (saying that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived)

38 Who was there in the Tang Dynasty? Wearing glasses?

Answer: Li Bai (There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, eh! It’s frost on the ground)

39Which historical figure is the most obese?

Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu Muyang lived by the North Sea (was beaten by the sea).

40 Xiaobai looks very much like his elder brother, so call him an idiom.

Answer: The truth is revealed

41Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Answer: Pears (ion) are blanched

42 There is one A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What did he become when he was picked up?

Answer: Betel nut

43 What chicken is the fastest in the world? What chicken Slow?

Answer: Kentucky Chicken Nuggets (fast)

Nicole Kitman (slow)

44. What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

Answer: Human beings

45 One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

Answer: Eat a vegetable

46 Which animal is a master?

Answer: Pig, because pigs are masters in abacus

47 What animal is most likely to be posted on the wall?

Answer: Sea Leopard

48 What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?

Answer: Dead Fatty

49 What happened to Lin Daiyu? Dead?

Answer: Falling to death, because, "Sister Lin fell from the sky"

50 Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai, who was imprisoned in prison for one night. What’s wrong?

Answer: Soured

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