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Bi is also in a hurry. Before long, Lao Bi's wife was also happy, and Lao Bi was also happy. . . . . .
As we all know, after Lao Bi's wife was happy, she got together at Lao Bi's house and held a meeting hosted by Ni Ping, because Lao Bi was not born yet.
Give the child a loud name.
Li said, "Old Bi, your child is late. Just call Bi Shanshan!"
Li Yong said: "No. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. If the girl's name is Shanshan, it's not good for the boy to be Shanshan.
Yes Why can't you ask a name in such a college? "
Li said solemnly, "This is easy. If it's a boy, call it Bi Sheng. "
On hearing this, Lao Bi said, "My children don't go to make paper. This name doesn't work. "
With a charming smile, Wang said to him, "Why do you call people from China by their names? Shall we name them foreigners? "
Do it. I think it's Picasso. "
Old Bi narrowed his eyes and said, "It's no use drawing without making paper."
Sun Xiaomei said, "Our TV business is called Bilu TV."
Cui Yongyuan opened his eyes wide and said, "Yes, there is also a Japanese name. I hate Japanese devils the most. Old bi, you
Look, isn't it raining outside? I think it's just a needle. "
Luo Jing said, "Old Bi looks rather shabby. His child can't be like him, it should be called Bi Yue. "
Lao Bi said, "I'm still ashamed of flowers. This name doesn't work. "
Zhou Tao said: "In order to avoid old Bi making mistakes, it should be called Bi Mian."
Zhang Yue said: "Old people are weak, so they should be called Bi Feng."
Zhao Zhongxiang said, "Children prefer the tiger, the king of beasts. Let's call it Fu But. "
Old Bi said, "It's still a gecko. This name doesn't work. "
Zhang Dui said, "Old Bi is very modest. Everyone says that he is a man and should be called Bi. "
Ju Ping said, "When Lao Bi went out for an interview, people thought he was a fake reporter and wouldn't let him in. children
It should be called bimen soup. "
Zhang Zheng said, "Old Bi is a scout with high martial arts. His name should be Bi Qiang. "
Old Bi said, "If you fall, you will be shot. This will not work. "
The water overflowed and said solemnly, "That should be called a gift."
Old Bi said, "Is your child called Shuiman Jinshan Temple? This is also a Japanese name,no. "
Cheng Qian said, "There's' Cheng Qian' in front. . . . . . Call if you have it, and call when you are finished. "
Old Bi said, "You are so thick-skinned. This will not work. "
Huang Jianxiang said: "In order to attract the audience's attention and expand the ratings, I think it's called Bi Qiu."
Hai Xia said: "I hope that' Dream China' can surpass' Super Girl' and the child will be called Bi Chao."
Lao Bi said, "That won't be a B-ultrasound, will it? This will not work. "
Bai adjusted her glasses and said, "Old Bi, your wife hasn't come for such a long time. I think it's called Biyun. "
Lao Bi said, "If I want contraception, I won't have children. This name doesn't work. "
Bai Yansheng said: "The child will be born in Beijing, so it is called Bijing, the capital of Beijing."
Lao Bi said, "Menopause hasn't arrived yet. Why amenorrhea? Amenorrhea has no children. "
Zhang Yue said, "Then you must have taken measures. You should call Bi Yunshuan to tie up your good luck. "
Lao Bi said, "I said that if you have any questions, please ask me. Are you naming my child or making fun of me?
And then what? "
Li Yong held back for a long time before saying, "I said, why are you all so ignorant? It is said that Lao Bi graduated after having children.
Well, if it's a boy, he has to wear a condom. Boys will host Lucky 52 and Extraordinary 6+ 1 with me in the future. So I think ...
Just call it Bi 56. "
Lao Bi's wife was very angry. She gave Li Yong a good kick and scolded, "Li Yong, everyone says you are bad, but I am still bad."
If you don't believe me, I learned it today. Shut the fuck up. "
Old Bi clapped his hands and said, "Our children have to make the final decision! Respect your wife's opinion and let her finish your mouth.
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