Selected classic jokes about relationships

Second ethics and so on, a touch of heartache, nothing more can be added. These can only be seen in the world of love. What follows are the classic emotional jokes I have carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Classic romantic jokes (popular)

1. I struggled in the hustle and bustle during the day, and I couldn’t see a trace of loneliness. Everyone thinks I have forgotten you, just like you have forgotten me. Everything quiets down at night, and loneliness begins to swallow everything up. Missing you will ruthlessly touch the most painful chord in your heart. After a while, all the internal organs came to life together. Thousands of arrows pierced the heart.

2. That boy taught me to grow. That girl taught me love. They appeared in my life and then disappeared. However, I didn't believe that they were angels, they were the most ordinary boys and girls in the world, so I kept standing under the camphor tree and waiting. Because I believe they will come back one day. Come back to me and teach me more. The summer solstice has not yet arrived?

3. Actually, I don’t have to wait for you, but if I wait, I won’t be able to wait for others. Chaolu Ruoyan?

4. You like me because I am a good person, but you love him, even if he is the wrong person. Allow me to look at you?

5. When I meet you, I open a door, and behind the door is heaven. It turns out that love is very sad?

6. If that person ever appeared in the world, everyone else would become a makeshift person! But I don’t want to make a deal with him. Why is the music silent?

7. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We toss and turn, and we become steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. To our youth that will eventually pass away?

8. Xiaosonggang, the moon is like frost, and people are like floating catkins and hurt; for more than ten years, three thousand years, I hope I will think about it but not forget it. Zhu Xian?

9. I can’t give you the whole world, but I will give you all of my world. Never forget it?

10. The first step is to raise your head. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears flowed into my heart. I remembered that I never disliked you, and those ugly words that made you sad were all my lies. Time is a two-year-old flower?

11. Most beautiful things cannot withstand destruction, such as crystal, such as crystal-like love.

12. It’s something that obviously doesn’t matter, but once you suddenly say you want it, over time, you really want it. Mu Xiaofeng, I want you. Mu Xiaofeng’s passionate years?

13. Sometimes I hate you, but more often I love you. So you’re still here?

14. Yan Xi, don’t forget the way home without me waiting for you at home. Ten years of warmth and warmth?

15. Stay with us every year, and stay together until we grow old together. Sauvignon Blanc?

Classic love jokes (classics)

1. For the rest of your life? Never leave! Are you mine? I am also yours. Unique in the world?

2. The moment you turned around, my life was in depression. Why is the shengxiao silent?

3. Your heart is the place where I want to come back even if I go to the end of the world. Warm string?

4. It turns out that tears can really last forever, but heaven is not as good as your smile towards me. How far is one light-year?

5. Time did not wait for me, it was you who forgot to take me away. The summer solstice has not yet come?

6. You push everyone around you away and say you are afraid of being alone

7. I asked questions about men and women when I was very young. elder sister. Me: Sister, what is lasciviousness? Sister:... Passionate, lively and cheerful. ?Me: ?Sister, you are so slutty. ?Pa? The left side of my face was swollen. Me: ?Sister, what does meanness mean? Sister: ?...It means being courteous, diligent and frugal. ?Me: ?Sister, you are so mean. ?Pa? The right side of my face was swollen. Me: Sister, what is love? Sister:...Love is lustful and despicable. Me: Sister, you are not in love at all. After a long time, my sister said "hmm". It took ten years for me to understand why tears suddenly welled up in her eyes.

? Zhang Jiajia "Passing Through Your World"

8. What is love? Love is when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your own freedom in exchange for his freedom; love is when you fall in love with someone People will change their lives and fulfill their wishes; love is when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the end. The journey we have taken together has been worth a lifetime. ?Wei Zheng's "Love Apartment

9. When admonishing others, I always talk endlessly, but for myself, I am always at a loss for words to comfort my heart

10. When When you learn to bow your head and learn not to be self-centered, you will find that you will become stronger!

11. Is it uncomfortable when a giraffe chokes with such a long neck? Octopuses have three hearts Does it hurt when you feel heartache? Can crows imitate people's speech? Can they pretend to cough when they are embarrassed? Camels have long eyelashes. Can they tell when they want to cry that they have got sand in their eyes? Snakes don't have broad shoulders. They can't give when they are tired. The warmth that Xiaoqiang can rely on has two brains. Will he think of someone together when he is lonely? "Mushroom, Mushroom, will not bloom, sir, do you still love her?"

12. Time is gradually taken away Young and frivolous, I gradually gained a sense of warmth and warmth. Thumbs up for your own growth.

13. I don’t want to get involved in your past, that’s your business. I hope to be a part of your future, it is an honor. "Sherlock"

14. The young man listens to Yuge upstairs, under the dim tent with red candles. A young man in his prime listens to the rain in a boat. The river is wide and the clouds are low. The wild geese cry out in the west wind. Now, listening to the rain at the foot of the monk's hut, there are already stars on his temples. The joys and sorrows are always ruthless, and they remain in front of the door until dawn. ?Jiang Jie's "Poppy, Listen to the Rain"

15. The meaning of freedom is never having to say sorry. ?Tian Laizhi Yuan "The Right Wing of the God"

Classic romantic passages (selected articles)

1. "Life is like a glass of water, Gudu (lonely), Gudu (lonely), one cup (Life) will be gone!"

2. The first lesson I learned when I started to cultivate my mind is: I am a person who cultivates my mind calmly and calmly.)

3. This is a suitable time to write a diary It's raining, but it's not very loud, it's not very noisy, it's not very humid, it's a good time to reminisce, it's afternoon, but it's not very late, the light isn't very dark, the eyes aren't very tired, it's a good time to be melancholy, the sky is all depressing. The white clouds are so big that you can't see the edges. This is a very suitable time for dreaming. For example, I just happened to pass by you. You just happened to be without an umbrella. I just happened to be next to your left shoulder. The tip of your hair just happened to hold a drop of rain and dew. I didn't say much. A lot of everything is just right, not too much, not too close, not too far, we meet again, we just raise our heads and the sky just opens with a rainbow

4. The wind blows the petals like broken time, and your smile Shaking and shaking has become the most beautiful embellishment in life, looking at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons. ?Guo Jingming's "The Edge of Love and Pain"

5. The greatest happiness is three things: someone believes in you, someone stays with you, and someone waits for you.

6. "They'rebothconvincedthatasuddenpassionjoinedthem.Suchcertaintyisbeautiful,butuncertaintyismorebeautifulstill.They firmly believe that it was the instantaneous passion that brought them together. Such certainty is beautiful, but vagaries are even more beautiful." Jimmy "Go Left" ?Go right》"

　7. "Yourjump, Ijump. (Life and death) "Titanic""

　8. My harem theory: ?English is mine Queen, although I never read her name or record her appearance, her status is still so stable. Mathematics is my imperial concubine. I love her deeply. Although I cannot give her the most honorable position, I spend a lot of time trying to figure out her thoughts every day, but I always can't understand her. Yuwen is my wise concubine, gentle and quiet, never troublesome, and can occasionally share my worries. The creature was my first love, but she died young. Every month when I dream about her at midnight, I cry bitterly over her misery. Physics is my royal brother’s daughter-in-law. I can only watch but cannot eat it. As for politics and history, I have relegated them to the cold palace a long time ago. This woman is really hypocritical, so I gave her one foot of red.

As for the official woman Geography, I don't even bother to mention her. Who let her into the palace? 9. "When you find everything you look for, I hope your life leads you back to my front door. Oh buti fit don't, stay beautiful. (If you get you Everything you want, I hope life can bring you back to my door. If this doesn't come true, please keep it good. )? TaylorSwift "StayBeautiful" 10. "Shallow water is noisy." Yes, the deep water is silent. ?Shelley"

11. The husband will not fight, so no one in the world can fight with him. ?Li Er's "Jiang Hai Can Be the King of Hundred Valleys"

12. ?Actually, she has always given you opportunities, but you are unwilling to face them and trust them. Even in the end, the world and her, if you choose her and refuse to kill her, she will cut herself off, allowing you to have both friendships. You actually know this subconsciously, but you don't dare to gamble, you don't dare to believe her, you don't dare to take the risk with the Six Realms, and you would rather choose to die with her. But she just refuses to do what you want and insists on letting you live to bear the consequences of your choices. How difficult is it to die? What I fear most is living alone and guilty. fresh fruit "Flower Thousand Bones"

13. Women are ridiculous, right? They are always willing to put everything on the line, just to prove that you love her. What's even more sad is that Hua Qiangu, knowing the outcome, is still willing to be hurt by you again, just to see how important she is in your heart. In fact, how can you have any mercy and compassion for her? You feel sorry for her, but in these years, you only insist on what you think is right, and you have never put yourself in her shoes. Now, just watch and protect this world that you bought with the life of the person you love most forever. Bamboo dyeing. ?Fresh Guoguo "Flower Thousand Bones"

14. Butterflies burned to ashes, branches and leaves with broken roots? Hetu "The Wind Rises in the Sky"

15. Love, just Crazy, two people support all dreams; if you don't love, you are strong, and one person can bear all the injuries.

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